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[therealhubbleboy]

"Welcome to Yeetza Pizza, may I... *whips dramatically* ...yeet your order?"

*whispers quietly while dabbing* "Hashtag..."

[therealhubbleboy]

I choose to follow federal law

I choose to follow laws of nature

I choose to follow laws of physics

I don't know how to follow laws of socializing

[nonetoon]

Do you ever think about that freaky little fish dude that evolved to have arm fins that allowed it to avoid predators in the ocean by literally removing itself from the situation and going to shallow water and/or land and that’s the thing all land animals are related to because I sure do

[nonetoon]

Say hi to great grandpa

[therealhubbleboy]

Theory: The fish had really severe social anxiety and developed legs to get away from social pressures

[therealhubbleboy]

When I ask for help I want them to say no and then get upset when they do.

[therealhubbleboy]

Today I found out they sell the pie organs by themselves and I've never been more happy

[catchymemes]

[therealhubbleboy]

*Finds .onion's instead*

[alaskanvetstudent]

We call him Wee-Beast!

[therealhubbleboy]

I call him Daddy