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i’m still thinking that i have bpd or at least Something but i’m scared to go to the doctor because of all the horror stories i’ve seen

therealmaldo

Dude YOU GOTTA Trust me, I would probably be dead right now, or would have made a decision that ruined my life by now, of I didn't go to the doctor, and instead tried to convince myself that what I was feeling and acting was normal and okay.

daryat

keeperofrats-deactivated2022042

what she says: I'm fine.

what she means: In the sixteen years since the release of the Spongebob episode, "Tea at the Treedome," and simultaneously, the introduction of Sandy Cheeks, only one thing has baffled me. Sandy is clearly rather intelligent, as we can plainly see, and later, confirm, in the episode, "Chimps Ahoy," where we discover she works for the company Treedome Enterprises. She is an accomplished scientist and inventor, not to mention she is musically and athletically skilled. She must have gone to a prestigious school, and she ostensibly knows much about marine life, as she must have studied it extensively before she was assigned to her treedome in Bikini Bottom. That all said, it begs the question: how is she not immediately aware of Spongebob's need of water for survival? In "Tea at the Treedome," she invites her new friend to her treedome, but it does not occur to her that he is a sea creature and needs a constant supply of water, much like she requires air? It just does not add up. And she is not one to miss social cues, either, so why does she fail to notice Spongebob's growing discomfort, and eventual desperation? It has been 16 years and I have not received closure on this gaping plot hole.

skypestripper

hamburber

me: i have a crush

person: oh tell me about HIM!

person: is HE cute?

person: is HE nice?

me:

sketchshark

Hi everyone! I’m taking Pre-Orders for my cosmetics comics zine, “Pretty Time!” If you’ve enjoyed my weird comics about makeup and beauty products and would like to own them in printed, book format, you can place your order HERE from now until 3/31!!

Books will begin shipping in mid-April. Thanks everyone!!

inories

"Just saying" - a way to make insults sound like observations

Students: We still don't even know how to get checked into a hospital or how to pay taxes.

School system: But??? you know algebra! :) ur welcome

officialunitedstates

professor: before we pass out the tests are there any further questions

me: [slowly, in a whisper, gradually crescendoing] Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created...