Gaslight, Gatekeep, Shoggoth

they/xe||white||agender||adult (20s)|| call me anything) Connoisseur of cosmic horror, the Alien and Predator films (respectively, I'm not a fan of AvP), and really anything that catches my eye.

[therealslimshoggoth]

Don't interact with this blog if you're under the required age to be on this site. I'm not going to be responsible for you/what you see here. Under 16s interact with caution. I am over 18.

I don't put any trigger warnings outside the tags

I'm not a monsterfucker blog (that's what I want them to think shhh) but monsterfuckers are still 100% welcome (I occasionally post monsterfucker things but not often so just adding this to avoid disappointment if any of my monsterfuckerish posts ever gains traction...it's mostly alien/lovecraft shitposting.)

[pwlanier]

Heron-Shaped Figure Vase (Oil Vessel),c. 580 BCE, assigned to Robertson's Group, East Greek, probably Milesian. Ceramic.

Courtesy Alain Truong

[samglyph]

Just about done with my Mythos Postcard set! Still tweaking here and there, but I really like how the colors look all together. These’ll be available at cons this year :)

[enazul]

You’re not ready for this edit

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

this is awesome

[masturbatress]

[kata4a]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[daily80s]

CLASS (1983)

Dir. Lewis John Carlino

[zoologica42]

Temperate Lake Dashboard Simulator

🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow Going to try and eat this weird fish

♻️🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow wilmdlife hopital

🐸rana-bufo Follow No one can ever truly understand what BULL4rog's music means to me 😭 this song in particular argrgrgrgrgrg the way he puffs out his vocal sack asdfghjk

BULL4rog: listen here on spotify ♻️🐸rana-bufo Follow I think I huave chytrid

🐟ilikeeatingminnowsFollow I just migrated here from finstagram please be nice

🐠powerbottomfeeder Follow

I have HAD IT with this lake, it’s the third day in a row we’ve had nitrates above 8 ppm and uug the algae, my allergies I can’t do this

♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow

Lol we regularly get nitrates up to 20 ppm in my lake ♻️🦞crawdaddy Follow uhhh you shouldn't be bragging about that, it's really unsafe ♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow suck it you little oligotrophic bitch

🐢snappturt Follow Dear Tumblr, am I the Basshole for the way I catch minnows? I was chatting with some of the guys I bask with and they said the way I catch minnows is problematic; What I do is I sit on the bottom of the lake, I hide myself in the mud and I open my mouth. My tongue looks a lot like a little worm so I wiggle it around- and because of that, minnows swim over and check it out. Once they get close enough, then I bite down and eat them. Some of my rockmates have told me that this is manipulative and toxic behavior- but they also eat minnows...I don't know guys...

Am I the Basshole?

YTB

NTB

JBH

NBH

ESH

INFO

Voting ended onJul 6, 2024

🦆tree hole-nester-acorn-eater Follow

is it just me, or is this super homoerotic???

🐟bigpikexxl Follow liveblogging diving down to the bottom

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow dark

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow big log

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow rock

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow kinda cold

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow oh hi @deepwatersculpin!!!

♻️🐠deepwatersculpin Follow oh hey @bigpikexxl!!!

never thought i'd seen one of my mutuals irl!!! I didn't even know we lived in the same lake!!!

🐠Shadlad Follow I'm not sorry, and I'm not afraid to say it, if you're an introduced species, go dry yourself out. You're not welcome to eat up all of our resources and live in my ancestral longs and rock crags. These things are for us to relate to and not for you to squander.

♻️🦞crevice-steve Follow

Can't believe this type of fishcourse is still popular on this site, introduced species didn't choose to be introduced and have as much of a right to live as anyone else. Bigotry against introduced species is still bigotry and that's a hill I will dry on. ♻️🐠Shadlad Follow Go ahead, dry yourself out then ;) ♻️🪷nootnootnewt Follow Hey man, I hate invasive species as much as anyone else but please stop telling people to beach themselves for political reasons- yeah that includes inavsives too ♻️🦐typical_scud Follow Did you legit just use the word Invas*ve to describe introduced species? ♻️🦢flatfootswimmer Follow anyone in this thread eat pondweed?

♻️🐟largemouthbASS Follow A colab with my mutual @2xcrested_cormorant after they got released from the wildlife hospital. They haven't been on much since the Fish and Wildlife Service released them in the wrong lake and it took them a while to get back to their colony. We hope this guide will help you avoid accidentally eating/engaging with bait!

[wilwheaton]

He is such a cringey, pathetic, weird little idiot. The people who don't see through him are some of the stupidest dipshits in the history of the world.

[lesbinewren]

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

[undeadhousewife]

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Oh they already sold us to the developers and the developers went bankrupt trying to dislodge us.

[therealslimshoggoth]

no but the way my ass is a full rantep shipper now.

[skit-lad]

[therealslimshoggoth]

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. My oh my. 2022 lovecraftblr was golden.

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[nuckgirl16]

[omghotmemes]

[ostracartderms]

The strange isopod Phreatoicopsis raffae again with Utricularia grampiana flowers

[bogleech]

I still can't believe there's such a bizarre looking isopod on land anywhere in the world. Long bodied and even long legged!?!