The Reel Prince Noctis

I post stuff about fish I guess. And yes, I am the real prince so stop asking.

[hoardingrecipes]

Cinnamon French Toast

[tehrevving]

@themissimmortal Ray’s chapter. 

With thanks to @rikusqueenofhearts for the edit. 

[tehrevving]

Noctis x Tunafreya by @rikusqueenofhearts

Also, everyone stop reblogging this

[lazarustrashpit-deactivated2021]

TUNAFREYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thereelprincenoctis]

......

[gigglincactus]

Does Noctis smell like fish

not a bad smell if u kno wha i meeaaan ;;;;;;))))))))))) im sorry

He does, he definetly does.Do you remember that dumb perfume SE was selling saying it was how he smelled or whatever the fuck? It was lemon scented bc Ignis keeps throwing lemons at him in hopes of getting rid of that awful, gut wrenching, stinky and sticky fish smell that penetrated deep inside his old man soul. Have this gif but picture the dog as kid noctis fishing for the first time

[thereelprincenoctis]

...I do not smell like fish you guys. >__<

[thereelprincenoctis]

Seems legit.

[thereelprincenoctis]

[thereelprincenoctis]

@idontbelieveinshirts You can wrestle a gar, right?

[idontbelieveinshirts]

I’m not sure this is in the job description

[thereelprincenoctis]

Sure it is! You're shielding me from schistosomiasis. @shirtsarereal amiright?

[vanpocalypse-deactivated2018041]

[loutigergirl99]

I always willing to learn

[alia-turin]

@lazarustrashpit I will just leave that here

[lazarustrashpit-deactivated2021]

*snorts* OMFG

[thereelprincenoctis]

I gotta say. Ignis makes some good cock.

[thereelprincenoctis]

[thereelprincenoctis]

@idontbelieveinshirts You can wrestle a gar, right?

[thereelprincenoctis]

[thereelprincenoctis]

I heard that Prince Noct had a six pack. That he was shredded.

Bodybuilding’s not really my style, but I’ve got a decent six pack.

[thereelprincenoctis]

Omg you look just like the prince, did you have work done?

Not a big fan of work. Besides, I am the real prince. :P

[idontbelieveinshirts]

I don’t know, you’re kinda…shrimpy. Everyone knows the real prince is ripped.

[thereelprincenoctis]

Hey. I got muscle. You just… can’t see it.

[thereelprincenoctis]

...Wait... 

Did you just make a fish pun?

[thereelprincenoctis]

[thereelprincenoctis]

Next time we’re at the Vesper Pool, I’m trying this. 

Without a shirt. Sorry @shirtsarereal. I must know the truth.

[thereelprincenoctis]

You look absolutely nothing like him tho so like flip off shorty

Um... That’s funny, since I am him.

And I’m not that short. I just look short next to those two titans.

[thereelprincenoctis]

Caught this bad boy at Vannath Coast today: 205 lb Murk Grouper. Good thing @idontbelieveinshirts was there to help haul it out.

[thereelprincenoctis]

Omg you look just like the prince, did you have work done?

Not a big fan of work. Besides, I am the real prince. :P

[idontbelieveinshirts]

I don’t know, you’re kinda…shrimpy. Everyone knows the real prince is ripped.

[thereelprincenoctis]

Hey. I got muscle. You just... can’t see it.

[thereelprincenoctis]

Omg you look just like the prince, did you have work done?

Not a big fan of work. Besides, I am the real prince. :P

[thereelprincenoctis]

[idontbelieveinshirts]

What the fuck is that?

[thereelprincenoctis]

Me after a Netflix binge.