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What if Elsa IS actually a lesbian? And the whole song “Let It Go” is all about letting go of the judgments of the homophobic arses
You see I realized, if Elsa is indeed a lesbian, being locked in her room is a symbolism of her sexual identity: in the closet
“the cold never bothered me anyway” “the cold” means “cold hearts” Homophobes’ cold hearts It never bothered her And now she’s free and out of the closet
Do y'all know that post where it shows Snow White is more or less possibly a vampire? Well, I had troubles visualizing her as an actual 'walking nightmare' so i drew, and i am not the best but……
"What does it feel to have people who don't know when your birthday is?"
Well, I'll gladly tell you… It's feeling empty when you don't receive long, cheesy and sweet messages from your friends It's feeling unimportant when you have to remind your friends that it's your birthday every year Where you come and see them, they are completely oblivious of how special your birthday is to you and the special day is to day... it sucks actually to always have to remind people EVERY YEAR when your birthday is and/or that it's your birthday
My eyes were watering so i wiped it with a napkin, but it ripped. I guess you can say the contact with my eyes and the napkin was
tearable
You know that feeling when you tell a really bad [but clever] pun and someone just appreciates them and laugh at it and you never felt so alive and appreciated
When you’re a pun master and someone finally appreciates you so you just have to get ready for a pun war
i told an acquaintance of mine a really bad and corny joke and this was her response
THIS IS IT. SHE HAS TO GET READY FOR RANDOM JOKES AND MESSAGES AT RANDOM TIMES. THIS IS HOW I MUST SOCIALIZE: TELL REALLY BAD JOKES AND SEE WHO WILL APPRECIATE THEM I never felt so alive. I feel so emotional :’)
When you just want to be friends with someone and you socialize with them but they don't want you back so in reality you are just annoying them
Hehe……
Gryffindor and Slytherin tables & Draco and Harry across the Great Hall
Inspired by this post about how no one realizes that Gryffindor and Slytherin tables are on the opposite sides of the Great Hall because of how Harry is always able to see what Draco’s doing through two tables, here are some quotes for scientific puposes. (I mean seriously, Harry is able to notice Draco’s expression, like how, do you have zooming option in your glasses, Harry?)
And so that you can visualize it properly:
NOW WHAT THE HELL
Harry looked over at the Slytherin table and saw a horrible ghost sitting there, with blank staring eyes, a gaunt face and robes stained with silver blood. He was right next to Malfoy who, Harry was pleased to see, didn’t look too pleased with the seating arrangements.
Harry hadn’t had a single letter since Hagrid’s note, something that Malfoy had been quick to notice, of course. Malfoy’s eagle owl was always bringing him packages of sweets from home, which he opened gloatingly at the Slytherin table.
Because in all this commotion and clatter of owls and kids, Draco and Harry notice if one or the other gets any letters or packages. Obviously.
A storm of cheering and stamping broke out from the Slytherin table. Harry could see Draco Malfoy banging his goblet on the table.
Harry, still cheering, nudged Ron in the ribs and pointed at Malfoy, who couldn’t have looked more stunned and horrified if he’d just had the Body-Bind curse put on him.
– HP & The Philosopher’s Stone
Harry didn’t even care that Draco Malfoy was making loud, snide remarks about his new jumper from the Slytherin table.
1. Draco noticed Harry’s new jumper and was talking loud enough so that Harry could hear him
2. Harry could actually hear him from the other end of the Great Hall AND IT WAS FRIGGIN CHRISTMAS, imagine all the noises
There was an explosion of cheering. Harry looked over at the Slytherin table and wasn’t at all surprised to see that Draco Malfoy hadn’t joined in.
– HP & The Chamber of Secrets
Viktor Krum and his fellow Durmstrang students had settled themselves at the Slytherin table. Harry could see Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle looking very smug about this. As he watched, Malfoy bent forwards to speak to Krum.
But before Harry could demand to see the paper, Draco Malfoy shouted across the Great Hall from the Slytherin table. ‘Hey, Potter! Potter! How’s your head? You feeling all right? Sure you’re not going to go berserk on us?’
HE SHOUTED ACROSS THE GREAT HALL
Over on the Slytherin table, Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle were laughing at him, tapping their heads with their fingers, pulling grotesquely mad faces and waggling their tongues like snakes.
Over at the Slytherin table, Harry saw Draco Malfoy muttering something to Crabbe and Goyle.
– HP & The Goblet of Fire
‘And it wants all the houses to be friends?’ said Harry, looking over at the Slytherin table, where Draco Malfoy was holding court.
– HP & The Order of the Phoenix
Her great beacon-like eyes swivelled in his direction; he hastily looked away towards the Slytherin table. Draco Malfoy was miming the shattering of a nose to raucous laughter and applause.
‘Now, as everybody in this Hall knows, Lord Voldemort and his followers are once more at large and gaining in strength.’ (…)Harry glanced at Malfoy. Malfoy was not looking at Dumbledore, but making his fork hover in midair with his wand.
Wait, so you’re trying to tell me Harry saw Draco making his fork hover in midair across the Great Hall? Wow Harry, and I thought you had a shitty eyesight. Your gaysight’s never been better tho.
‘Cool,’ muttered Harry, sparing the watch a glance before peering more closely at the map. Where was Malfoy? He did not seem to be at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall, eating breakfast …
Like fuck, he’ll go hungry all day
Over at the Slytherin table Crabbe and Goyle were muttering together. Hulking boys though they were, they looked oddly lonely without the tall, pale figure of Malfoy between them, bossing them around.
Obviously. Harry is like “that little shit I hate him” but at the same time “okay now where’s Malfoy I miss him already”
– HP & The Half-Blood Prince
Not to mention all the times Draco and Harry casually passed Gryffindor/Slytherin tables just for the sake of seeing or taunting one another
This..☝🏻️☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 is drarry evidence right here!
Why do we even celebrate dead people's birthdays?
IF THEY ARE FUCKING DEAD BIRTH DAY??¿¿¿ uhm???
Les Misérables drinking game. #lesmisérables #drinkinggame #éponine #marius #valjean #barricadeboys #javert #enjorlas #grantaire
@thereisasnapeinmyblooky when we’re legal enough to drink
remember when normani was teaching camila to say “iron”
what does a window even have to do with this
do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars
THEY FUCKING WHAT
*denial voice* what do you mean white spaces how about the packages that come in different colors
ICYMI: In which a 13-year-old boy comes out to his best friend via text message, and adorable unconditional support ensues. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay, my friend. (via BuzzFeed)
what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong
I also love how often the word bro was used
This is the proper way to be a bro.
# how to bro 101
this is what real bromance is
"no homo though bro… kind of bro… cause im homo bro"
Can we talk about dad Draco?
A lot of people have been talking about Albus’ relationship with Harry, but what about Scorpius and Draco? Honestly from what I’ve read about the cursed child (I’m like halfway through) Draco is the best dad. Can you just imagine:
- when Scorpius is born, Draco promising he’ll try his best and insisting he’s the most beautiful baby he’s ever seen - Draco always willing to wake up all the times baby Scorp cries and spends hours cooing and rocking him. Even spending nights sleeping in on the couch with Scorpius on his chest - Draco teaching him an instrument - Draco and Astoria making a little concert with their house elves so Scorpius can preform with an audience - Draco feeling happy when the house elves calls Scorpius ‘master sweetie’ because he’s taught his son to be kind to everyone and humble - Draco trying to get Scorpius to make friends with other kids his age so he isn’t lonely - Draco getting heartbroken when the kids call Scorpius Voldemort’s son - Draco constantly fighting with he ministry to stop the rumours because it hurts him to see Scorpius cries - Draco being extremely worried when Scorpius goes to Hogwarts because he doesn’t want him bullied - Draco pining the first letter from Scorpius that says he’s made a friend even though he’s a Potter - Draco insisting Scorpius to invite Albus to spend the break with them - Draco making sure everything is perfect when the Potters let Albus stay over - Draco telling the boys cool stories about anything they want while making them hot cocoa - Draco tucking them both in and wishing them sweet dreams - Draco not only being there for Scorpius but being there for Albus because he knows what it’s like to feel like to not live up to your parents expectations -Draco literally knowing everything about Scorpius because his son trusts him - Draco and Scorpius bonding time is sitting in Draco’s office, with Scorpius’ feet on Draco’s lap reading in silence. Occasionally sharing lines in their books they find interesting/funny - When Astoria falls ill, Draco makes sure she and Scorpius spends everyday of the summer together - when she dies, Draco holds his son all night as he cries promising that they can get through this - Draco never crying in front of his son because he just knows how hard it is for his son to loose his mother - Draco taking Scorpius somewhere cool for Christmas so they don’t have to realize that it’s their first Christmas without Astoria - EVERYTHING HE DOES AND SAYS IN CURSED CHILD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH - Draco reminding Scorpius that no matter what he’s always there for him
SUPPORTIVE DAD DRACO IS MY FAVOURITE DRACO. HE DESERVES THE FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD I SWEAR
THIS IS AWESOME UNTIL THE PART WITH ASTORIA BECAUSE SPOILERS
oh snap
REBLOG.
FOREVER.
This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️
Now Enjoy… A Misleading Compliment 👏 by Thomas Sanders
For anyone having a bad day
*Low voice* Drop… Dead.. *Regular voice* Goooooooorgeous is what I would call you with our without this blush aheheheheheh Feisty!
