"out for a walk...bitch"

I'm literally Buffy Summers idk what else to say (if you recognize the quote i'll marry you <3)

[theronanlynchshow]

my (updated!) intro post

⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ about me ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

hiii!!!

I’m in high school, bisexual, she/her pronouns but idc. I’m a slytherin, aries, and entj. You can call me ava, ronan, or rose on here.

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⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ fandoms ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

Harry Potter (Marauders)

TADC

Voltron

Shera

Hellaverse

Hamilton

Avatar The Last Airbender & TLOK

Stranger Things

Arcane

Death Note

It

Spiderverse

Marvel

Nimona

Zelda

The Raven Cycle (where my username’s from)

All For The Game

most horror movies

most musicals

most YA books also (too many to tag)

Agatha All Along

⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ music ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

Lorde

Penelope Scott

Halsey

Chappell Roan

Sabrina Carpenter

Maisie Peters

Nicole Dollaganger

Bambi Baker

King Princess

Allie X

Girl in red

Lana del Rey

Billie Eilish

Florence & the machine

I do color guard, winter guard, and competitive speech & debate so expect rants about both lmao.

I beta read on Ao3 for fun, if you need a beta reader dm me.

I mostly post funny shit from my life but sometimes fandom things also

⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ 100 followers event! ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹

send me an ask with one or more of these & i’ll answer!!!! ily guys <3

🏳️: what flag/rifle toss i think fits you best & why

🎬/📚: what character from one of the fandoms i’m in you remind me of

🗒️: i’ll assign you a random unhinged quote from my notes app

🎼: i’ll assign you a song or album that i think you’ll like

#100 followers#100 followers event#event#<3#love my moots <3#i love asks!

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[lemonicedcookie]

we are soo back!! (jk i feel like i lost my touch but here are some more fake tweets)

[maximofffs-deactivated20170718]

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

[recreationalcannibalism]

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

[nerdofchaos-deactivated20120906]

see you all in hell

[whydoyoucarewho-iam]

*Evan introducing himself*

Evan: I’m a criminal in 68 countries.

Other person: WHAT?!

Evan: Being gay is illegal in 66 countries.

Other person: oh whew–

Evan: and I committed murder in the UK and France.

[my-castles-crumbling]

lifeguard - @jeggyverses-jegulus-microfic - word count: 302

“Hey mate, I have a question,” James said as soon as Sirius picked up the phone, trying to keep his voice to a whisper, but failing miserably. 

“What's up,” Sirius replied back. 

“Is it a crime to fake drowning?” James asked, eyes glued forward even as he spoke. 

It took Sirius several seconds to answer. “Prongs, what the fuck?” he asked after a while, sounding thoroughly concerned. 

“Nah, nah, it's just I'm at the lake, right?” 

“Right,” Sirius replied because he knew that much. 

“Right, and there's this lifeguard here, and he's like insanely hot.” 

Sirius was quiet for another second. Then, slowly, patiently, almost like he was trying to avoid pain, he asked, "What does he look like?" J

ames swallowed, then looked over to said, ‘Insanely hot lifeguard,’ and tried to find the words to describe him. "Well, he's short, right, but not ridiculously short." 

“Okay,” Sirius responded.

“And he's got this kind of moody look on his face. Like…he's not happy he's here, but he'll deal with it.”

“Okay,” Sirius replied again, sounding less than pleased.

“And then he's got this silky black curly hair that, mate, I swear, I just want to run my fingers through!” 

Sirius breathed heavily. “Does he look like me, by any chance?” 

James looked over again, trying not to be too obvious, even though he nearly tripped over himself to get a better glance. “Yeah, actually, he does look a little bit like you. Odd, that.

There was a long pause, and then Sirius replied, "James, that's my fucking brother. He just got a job there last week." 

James blinked, looking from his phone back to the lifeguard, then back to his phone again. “...Okay, but where did we land on the whole fake drowning thing because–?”

“Prongs, I swear to fucking god!”

[demonspawnwriter]

James finding more and more ridiculous excuses to give Remus money

“Remember your pencil i lost in 3rd year? I feel so bad about it, here a 100 pounds, that should cover it.”

[wolf-john-wolf]

Sapphic sunflower vampire lily x vampire hunter james

[forthehonorr]

rip catra you wouldve loved chappell roan

[theronanlynchshow]

I decided to join pit this year instead of guard and I walked onto the field and the guard coach looked at me, looked away, and then turned back around so fast I thought her neck would break

But I get air conditioning now so its worth it :)

NOOOOOO GUARD MISSES YOU 😔

man am i jealous of the ac access tho 😭

[my-castles-crumbling]

ocean - @jeggyverses-jegulus-microfic - word count: 208

Remus sat, content, under the canopy he’d brought to the beach, his book spread on his lap and his sunglasses firmly on his face. Life was perfect, until–

“POTTER WHAT THE FUCK?!?”

Looking up, he saw a dripping-wet Regulus stomping out of the ocean, the scowl on his face so big that his features twisted. Behind him, James stood waist-deep in the water, absolutely cracking up. 

“Reg! Reg, wait!” James called, still laughing, trudging slowly to shore, not doing anything to help himself out of the proverbial hole he’d dug himself. “Love–”

“Potter, you know I can’t swim, and yet you pick me up and carry me–”

“I’d never let you drown, baby, c’mon!”

Now Remus was thoroughly amused, grinning as he watched James follow Regulus up the beach.

“Reg, please. Wait!”

For a moment, Regulus turned, eyes full of flames, hands on his hips, as he glared at James. And James, the idiot that he was, stopped short, mouth falling open as he took in the sight of a wet, shirtless, angry Regulus and forgot how to function. “I…erm…fuck. You’re so hot,” he muttered, shaking his head like a dog with water in its ears.

Remus didn’t blame Regulus at all when he turned and stomped away.

[alltheyoungregulus]

Head boy James and head girl Lily being beards to each other whileJames dates Regulus and Lily dates Mary <3

[fallintomidnight]

James potter never cried in front of people. Well tears of happiness maybe but never cried out of sorrow. Even Sirius never saw him cry...until the day he told James that Regulus Black was dead.

[em0tionallymotionsick]

my favourite version of rosekiller will always be teenage dirtbag rosekiller

i dont want them to be insane deranged killers i just want them to be stupid teenagers who are maybe (totally) a little mentally ill

[outromoonyy]

"We're going to have to do better than this."

Before Remus could ask what "this" meant, Sirius caught him by the scarf and tugged him behind one of the stone pillars overlooking the courtyard.

"The hand-holding," Sirius said under his breath. "It's lost its effect."

Remus raised an eyebrow. "Let me guess, that girl is stalking you again."

Sirius risked a glance around the pillar before ducking back again. "She's still there."

Remus leaned sideways to look.

"I don't see anyone."

"Disillusionment charm," Sirius shot back instantly. He reached out and slid both of his hands into the front pockets of Remus’s jumper, stepping in so close their chests brushed. "She's advanced. You need to look at me like you're madly in love with me so she loses hope."

Remus eyed him. He knew exactly what the shimmer of a Disillusionment charm looked like. He knew for a fact there was no invisible girl spying on them. He had known for three weeks.

But Sirius’s hands were warm inside his pockets, and the smell of him was completely short-circuiting Remus’s brain.

So he shifted his weight, slowly bringing his hands up to settle firm on Sirius’s hips.

"Alright," Remus said after a moment. "We should probably kiss then."

Sirius’s eyes widened. "What?"

"To scare her off," Remus said simply. "We should probably make it convincing."

For the first time since he'd concocted the whole ridiculous plan, Sirius seemed to run out of words.

"Yeah," he managed after a beat. "Convincing."

Remus didn't give him the chance to think twice. He leaned in and pressed their lips together. The kiss was slow at first, almost tentative, until Sirius let out a soft, startled breath and kissed him back with enough feeling to make it painfully obvious they'd both been waiting for an excuse. Sirius's fingers curled into the front of Remus's jumper, pulling him closer as the kiss deepened.

When they finally pulled apart, the chilly air rushed between them. Sirius was flushed from the cold and something else entirely, his breathing uneven as he searched Remus's face like he was trying to work out what had just happened.

After a long moment, he cleared his throat.

"...Do you think she believed us?"

Remus laughed softly, his thumb brushing absentmindedly along Sirius's jaw before it came to rest beneath his chin.

"I'm not sure," he admitted. "Might have to keep it up for a while."

"How long is 'a while'?"

Remus pretended to consider it.

"I don't know." A smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. "Hopefully, for the rest of our lives."

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[demonspawnwriter]

Serial killer Barty leaving lilies on all his victims to get the attention of the pretty detective

Lily taking it as a threat and being convinced he’s trying to murder her