Warner the Rubber Hose

🌋 (WerewolfScientist I hope you don’t mind me, I saw your blog and your OC is a lovely character!)

“Ugh!! Why are you so hairy?!” Warner guffawed loudly.

The cartoon straightened his bowtie with a theatrical flourish.

"Warner's the name, rubberhose extraordinaire!"

#Ic #drabble #hearse song #he's seen hella lot of dead bodies

He doesn't sing often, but when Warner does... it gets rather dark.

♪♫♬"Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by, For you may be the next one to die.

They wrap you up in big white sheets and cover you from head to feet.

They put you in a big black box And cover you with dirt and rocks.

All goes well for about a week, Until your coffin begins to leak..."♪♫♬

🌋 (WerewolfScientist I hope you don’t mind me, I saw your blog and your OC is a lovely character!)

“Ugh!! Why are you so hairy?!” Warner guffawed loudly.

“I mean— it sorta would be science? But not my science. I’m a chemist, not a… whatever-ist that would deal with that. Energy-ist?” He frowns and shakes his head before demanding, “Why in the world are you getting in this spat with me?”

Warner simply shrugged.

"No reason. You're the one asking questions to a cartoon, what kind of answers were you expecting?"

“Oh, I remember you! Mr. Black and White!”

“Camp Crasher! What a surprise!”

She sticks her tongue out playfully. “I never properly thanked you for letting me stay at your camp for a night, did I? Think you’re above sharing some ‘thanks a bunch’ pie with a dame like me?”

“Oohh!? So what does that pie taste like?” He chirped. “Apple? Birchnut? Moleworm?”

“Is moleworm pie a thing?” She made a sour face at the thought. “It’s dragonfruit! Makes you feel warm in the belly…Plus it has ‘dragon’ in the name.”

“Definitely a thing.” He pointed out cheerily. “And fairly tasty! But a dragonfruit pie sounds like a close second.”

“Here, then! Hold on…” Willow slung off her backpack to unveil the sweet. “By the way, it took forever to find dragonfruit seeds. And grow them. You’d think those pigs would be a little less eager to steal my food when they’re wearing wigs and proper clothes, but noooo!”

Warner marveled a bit at the sight of the pie, his eyes turning a little heart-shaped.

"Well I can't say that survivors are any more refined than those pigs but I'm glad neither got their hands on this first. It looks amazing!"

#Ic #the-wanderer-willow

🌋 (WerewolfScientist I hope you don’t mind me, I saw your blog and your OC is a lovely character!)

“Ugh!! Why are you so hairy?!” Warner guffawed loudly.

“You offend me as a scientist.” He scowls, “Those things at least make some sort of sense. Do you have some sort of vendetta against me or something? Some other me?”

“No, they don’t! It’s complete nonsense. ” Warner pressed. “I would love to watch a ‘certified’ scientist extract energy from a sleeping subject’s bad dreams. Can you? Mister Scientist?”

“It is not complete nonsense.” Warner’s getting on Wilson’s nerves and he can help but give a little growl, “What? That’s impossible for me, why in the world would I do that? That’s not science.”

"So it's not nonsense, but also 'not science' and 'impossible'? Sounds like you're either a Chickfish with no guts or just a terrible scientist."

🌋 (WerewolfScientist I hope you don’t mind me, I saw your blog and your OC is a lovely character!)

“Ugh!! Why are you so hairy?!” Warner guffawed loudly.

“You offend me as a scientist.” He scowls, “Those things at least make some sort of sense. Do you have some sort of vendetta against me or something? Some other me?”

"No, they don't! It's complete nonsense. " Warner pressed. "I would love to watch a 'certified' scientist extract energy from a sleeping subject's bad dreams. Can you? Mister Scientist?"

🌋 (WerewolfScientist I hope you don’t mind me, I saw your blog and your OC is a lovely character!)

“Ugh!! Why are you so hairy?!” Warner guffawed loudly.

Wilson hadn’t been outright insulted for such a random thing before. So his immediate reaction is to flinch with a scowl, “Well, at least I’m not the one who defies science. I’m fuzzy, not hairy. What a way to meet someone new…”

"Buddy..." He smiled wide. "We're in a place with Pigmen and literal Nightmare Fuel. Science has no bearings here."

chocolate -coated cricket or chocolate-coated pepper?

"Chocolate covered cricket!! That sounds so terrible yet so good at the same time! I presume crickets would be crunchy and then in chocolate?! Yum!"

#Ic #old ask

automb

I’m not sorry for all the Warner. My love for this jerk has been rekindled. So this is just a compilation of my recent doodles, and one new one on top.

#Werewolfscientist #ic #(aw thank you)

Old drawings of the boy!

#Ooc #pic #mun art

🌋 (WerewolfScientist I hope you don’t mind me, I saw your blog and your OC is a lovely character!)

"Ugh!! Why are you so hairy?!" Warner guffawed loudly.

rpmemesforthesoul

Send 🌋 and my muse will blurt out the first thing that comes to mind when they see your muse

#Starter meme #mutuals and new #ooc

“Oh, I remember you! Mr. Black and White!”

“Camp Crasher! What a surprise!”

She sticks her tongue out playfully. “I never properly thanked you for letting me stay at your camp for a night, did I? Think you’re above sharing some ‘thanks a bunch’ pie with a dame like me?”

“Oohh!? So what does that pie taste like?” He chirped. “Apple? Birchnut? Moleworm?”

“Is moleworm pie a thing?” She made a sour face at the thought. “It’s dragonfruit! Makes you feel warm in the belly…Plus it has ‘dragon’ in the name.”

#Ic #(we lost power due to lightning today so warner gets it too)

"Definitely a thing." He pointed out cheerily. "And fairly tasty! But a dragonfruit pie sounds like a close second."

#Ic #the-wanderer-willow

Un-fun fact. Warner learned today that dispite being made of rubber, he is not lightning proof.

His head still spinning and vision blurred from where he dropped to the ground like a sack of flint. He was definitely going to feel this in the morning.

“Oh, I remember you! Mr. Black and White!”

“Camp Crasher! What a surprise!”

She sticks her tongue out playfully. “I never properly thanked you for letting me stay at your camp for a night, did I? Think you’re above sharing some ‘thanks a bunch’ pie with a dame like me?”