we have reputations

{I mean, we don't, but we'd like to have reputations} After many requests from fellow geeks, I've decided to make a Tumblr. Hold the applause until later, folks. Anyway, my names Robbie, seventeen and a senior at Woodsboro High. Yep, Woodsboro. If you're a horror fan like myself, you'll remember the name from the Stab franchise. I'm VP of our schools Cinema Club. I'm praying that Charlie takes a bullet so I'll become president. Kidding, kidding. Nerd out. {scre4m indie}

[thesarcasticnerd]

+screamqueenkirby

After the murder spree that had royally fucked his life up, Robbie had moved to New York City. He had gotten accepted into New York University, which had been his dream school since he was a pimple faced sixth grader.

It had been hard, but he had eventually moved on from Woodsboro and his old friends. He and Kirby's phone calls had started to get shorter and shorter until they were nonexistent. He had a few therapy courses, and they defiantly helped. After a while. Robbie hardly thought about the Woodsboro Massacre Reboot.

He made some friends, and started a Cinema Club at NYU. It was very popular, and people constantly congratulated him on the idea. It brought the occasional pang to his heart. 

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Robbie was walking his dog Randy. Yes, he had named his dog after a Stab character. He bumped into a familiar looking blonde. "Shit, I'm sorry." The film nerd apologized, helping her with her things. 

<That's when he realized who it was. "Kirby?" Robbie said, smiling slightly.

[thesarcasticnerd]

+stabathonhost

It was a Friday night, and Robbie was bored. He wasn't in the mood to rewatch a Halloween or Friday the 13th film. So, he decided to head to the film store in hopes that they would somehow have a horror movie that he hadn't seen. Besides, he also needed to buy the Carrie remake. 

Robbie walked into the film store, heading straight for the horror movie aisle. The Carrie remake was one of the first movies he saw, because it was brand new. That's when he saw him.

Charlie Walker.

The boy who had stabbed him multiple times.

The boy who had almost killed him. 

The boy who had once been his best friend.

Charlie Walker was standing right in front of him, and Robbie felt as if someone had just punched him in the gut. Robbie had dreamed of this moment for years. He had dreamed of what he was going to say to his former best friend. In his dreams, he had been tough. He had yelled, and had punched Charlie.

But Robbie wasn't tough. And all he could do was stare at Charlie like an idiot for a minute. "I'm surprised they released you from the mental asylum." The film nerd finally says, his voice nearly cracks, but he composes himself.

[screamtrilogy]

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[thesarcasticnerd]

[makeshiftfamily-deactivated2015]

'That is very true.' She nodded, chuckling gently to herself. 'So classic wise. I'm have to say… uhmm… Probably the Shining. I know everyone says it, but it was a great film.'

"Don't worry, everyone says Halloween or Friday the 13th. The Shining is great. The twins are creepy as fuck."

[makeshiftfamily-deactivated2015]

She stopped abruptly, holding her books close. ‘Classic or modern?’ She asked with the tilt of her head. ‘It depends on when.’

"Oh, defiantly classic. A good modern horror only comes once every few years." 

[rosiewhut]

                                  “Winnie The Pooh.”

"I couldn't sleep for weeks after that one."

[xallxbad]

"The Conjuring. That movie is freaky as fuck."

Seriously, had none of these people seen the classics?

"Good choice. Ever seen the classics?"

[thesarcasticnerd]

+jillsfamous

If he was tough, he would hit her. But he's not. Fighting is defiantly not one of his skills. That's why sarcasm has always been his weapon. 

He stares at her for a second. She's the one who seduced Charlie and got him to kill all of his friends. She's the one who planned the reboot massacre. It's all her fault.

"I'm shocked they released you from the mental asylum." Robbie says, crossing his arms over his chest.

[thugclvbarchive]

"Orphan? Yeah, Orphan."

"That's an okay horror. The classics are much better though. Halloween, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street.."

[thesarcasticnerd]

"This is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer. What is your favorite scary movie?"

[thesarcasticnerd]

New Robbie Mercer indie. I have all my verses set up, and I'm open to plotting.