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new music out now b*tch thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com !!!

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I have a lot of feelings about April Fools turning 10 this year but I'll try to keep it concise. Above all, thank you for listening all these years, there's really no way to adequately express how grateful I am. I really try to be a person who is even halfway worthy of such a gift. I'm grateful too that so many people have felt understood listening to the bad ugly time I had. I've had more ugly times since then but on the whole I have experienced more beauty and love than I thought possible for myself when I made this. If I could speak directly to anyone who found April Fools during a hard time, I would want them to know that beauty and love is an inevitably in their future too. Life is long. Let's keep doing our best! ❤️🎂🎈

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i think its neat that the kids today seem to be into like "early earth horror". something so unnerving and cool about extremely old organisms plus i think its probably a good thing for concepts like "the earth is more than a few thousand years old" to catch on with the new generations. also found out about prototaxites yesterday. wtf! theyre really freaky & it made me sad that these non-plant non-fungus organisms will never be on our planet again (? can they come back?) and have already been gone for so unfathomably long

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im in bed suffering from my illnesses and conditions and thinking about the enormous earth fingers

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i think its neat that the kids today seem to be into like "early earth horror". something so unnerving and cool about extremely old organisms plus i think its probably a good thing for concepts like "the earth is more than a few thousand years old" to catch on with the new generations. also found out about prototaxites yesterday. wtf! theyre really freaky & it made me sad that these non-plant non-fungus organisms will never be on our planet again (? can they come back?) and have already been gone for so unfathomably long

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just did a shockingly apelike series of taps and gestures on my smartphone

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im sorry for not responding to messages im honestly just a very shy and anxious person. you all rock and are so awesome. thank you for everything

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whats your favorite vocaloid song? mine is arifureta sekai seifuku

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon Request

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its been almost two months how are you now what do you think

on t? I've actually been on it since the end of july. it's awesome! I'm still on a low dose but even then I've noticed a lot of changes im super happy with. i also just feel better mentally and emotionally and even though i dont look drastically different im feeling myself more. also like what it's doing to my voice. it's awesome imo, I'll prob up my dosage at my next appt :)

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it would be funny if when drake drank the sprite it made his voice all like syrupy and slimy and disgusting and horrible

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also i mentioned this elsewhere but after like 15 years of anxious flip flopping i am finally on T 😎

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woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and

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i have a confession, i only posted this because i knew it would break 20k notes and i was right. i played everyone

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only occurred to me recently that boomers would eat paint chips as a kid bc lead tastes sweet. i thought they were just really bored because they didnt have gameboys

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!!! NEW EP OUT !!!

hiii everyone, i'm very excited to premiere the first part of an ongoing project i'm working on! idk how many people know this but i used to do comics back in the day & i decided to use all of my unrealized ideas & stories to make a series of EPs :) i hope you enjoy, stay tuned for more in the coming months! 🤍

Cat City Vol. 1 "White Rabbit"

https://on.soundcloud.com/8MUFRbsFoxz6hazm6

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it's bandcamp friday which means it's a great time to pick this up if you haven't yet!

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this is on streaming now btw i forgot to ever say that

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woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and

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i finally uploaded my new horizons island to the dream thing. the address is DA-7623-6990-3220 if you want to go there

[thescaryjokes]

!!! NEW EP OUT !!!

hiii everyone, i'm very excited to premiere the first part of an ongoing project i'm working on! idk how many people know this but i used to do comics back in the day & i decided to use all of my unrealized ideas & stories to make a series of EPs :) i hope you enjoy, stay tuned for more in the coming months! 🤍

Cat City Vol. 1 "White Rabbit"

https://on.soundcloud.com/8MUFRbsFoxz6hazm6

[thescaryjokes]

new music this friday! it'll be up on my bandcamp, youtube & soundcloud 🖤