dashboard simulator

i post dashboard simulators and my pronouns are it/xe/he. i'm trans and intersex so terfs begone. also i'm a therian. most of this blog is unreality (imitations of dashboards), but if i get an ask, my reply to that ask is the genuine reply of the person running this blog.

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Hello there! I'm the person behind this blog. My main is @andiv3r, and here I mostly make dashboard simulators (so, fake posts which in some way resemble taking a chunk out of the tumblr dashboard of another universe and slapping it into your own), but I will also occasionally also talk about the worlds and OCs that have stemmed from making these posts. If you take an interest in the story of Through the Desert Vast (or any other aspect of these dashboard simulators) I would suggest joining the discord server!

Although there is no real chronological order, the table of contents contains all dashboard simulators I've made (so far) in the order they were posted in, and sorted by type.

If you need help with navigating my posts, I also have a guide to my tagging system.

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i am so curious about hunting-hunted. like yes perhaps i am looking too far into this but. [puts on tinfoil hat]

journaling hunts for 55 days? but it says HUNT journal… so unless it’s a journal about general hunting skill and advancing.. listeb. listen. the username is hunting-hunted. they’re hunting and they’re being hunted. that’s why sunnfire says she loves hearing the progress because then hunting-hunted is closer to being free from being hunted. i’m totally not looking too far into this ignore the red strings and conspiracy board behind me

OOOHHHHHHH

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GUESS WHO'S BACK

#me #it's me‼️ #i want to mess around with the lions #should be a short one this time

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Pic taken of me and @clouu-maned from the mutual meetup!

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OMG IT'S ME SSDFGAGJKL

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@rowanraggedradiant us on my dash again <3

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Oh wow.

#that feels like so long ago... #only a year. one year ago we met in person and now #you're my pride❤️

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hunt journal day 55

Keep reading

#KEEP US UPDATED VIS!!! #i love hearing about your progress

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Why did I wake up to 99+ notifications

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OH LMAO

#You all saw my recent selfie and got MAD #YEAH I'M NOT A LION. SUCK IT UP #"Why do you keep posting about being in a pride?!???! You're not a lion!!!!!" Ever hear of ADOPTION BEFORE?! #"You misled your followers" no I didn't hope that helps.

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:3 Enjoooouyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

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I know there's currently only one post for it but I'm OBSESSED w/ lionblr and its pride drama. Like yeah, not every pride is going to be 3+ members, not every pride is going to have a lion as head of the pride, not every pride is going to have a harem of lionesses, not every pride will end up a massive family unit, not every pride will have romantic connotations, etc!! I didn't know I needed this but I need to see more discourse and more non-traditional prides on my dash

HEEEHHH YAAYYYY I've been considering making more of those since Clanblr hasn't been tickling my brain lately. I'll see what I can do :D

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While I'm drawing dash sim cats, I've decided to draw a few I never have before. Here we have Rotpaw and Sandtail - from different clans and with very different lives, linked only by the one or two mutuals they have in common on Clanblr and the fact that they're both trans tortoiseshell toms.

(P.S., I'm opening commissions and art trades soon, so be on the lookout for that link once I get everything set up if you want me to draw something for you! ❤️)

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Hello, everybody! It's been a while, huh? Dash sim post ideas are still avoiding me like the plague, but I've been revisiting these posts every once in a while when I get a like or reblog, so... I drew Trouttail!

Made me laugh a bit seeing the last time I drew him in this post. I didn't realise how much I'd improved since then.

Image provided (for those who don't want to scroll) under the cut as well.

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i think at some point awhile ago i followed you and then unfollowed you because i realized you support lesboys. (by the stars, keep reading)

but i think i just.. i don't care anymore. gender's a social construct and so are labels. if one makes you happy, that's actually none of my business. i do not care anymore.

i wish this stuff didn't matter, but we all need to belong somewhere. .

there's a lot of stuff i wish didn't matter, but if i talked about it that would make this ask into a very long rant about money and capitalism and etc etc etc.

enjoy your life, they ain't gonna call me the holy grail cuz i'm a slightly more ""normal"" non binary person. they ain't gonna say "this one did it right!" when talking about me.

anyways, how's your day? anything you'd like to mention on this blog? i got a "i found out one of my safe foods added something in that i don't like the day after i bought it" and a "i got my ears pierced!" to share

HELL YEAH we love personal growth!

I also used to be Anti Lesboys, but ended up befriending a couple people who used contradicting labels and I was like... oh. Oh nevermind. Neeevermind not only does this make sense but it also is such a nonissue that even if it made no sense to me the best thing to do would still be to just go "Okay."

...and lo and behold, I'm now genderfluid and abrosexual and occasionally a lesboy myself.

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op im intersex and having veen fighting for my life lately thru the masc hate. genuinely thank u bc seeing that brief defense of masc folks made this day just a lil less jokerifying. inshallah you have wonderful things in all your days peace and joy on planet earth

Don't recall when this ask was sent, I've been hoarding it and feeling quite the Emotions about it for a bit, but it deserves a proper response, so,

me too. The uptick in masc hate and feeling helpless trying to explain how badly it affected me was the reason I made that part of that post. As an intersex guy/girl/thing that presents mostly masc to the world, the amount of "men are evil" and "women are inherently more pure and right" that I've seen is deeply upsetting. It's like people have forgotten that a person's gender doesn't say anything about their actions or whether or not they're a good person.

This blog wasn't originally meant to be about real world issues... but because dash sims are Kind Of An Art Form, and people have a tendency to make art about things they care about, I've wound up sticking more than a few of my personal thoughts and opinions surrounding whatever internet drama is going around in my circles at the time. While most of the things I post to this blog are just fun and silly, there are some internet discourse or real-world-issue topics I felt compelled to touch on from time to time.

That's also why I've not been posting for a while. My current topic of interest is ship discourse, and my thoughts on it are not mainstream enough to post on a blog that's grown to this size... and it is, unfortunately, the only thing that I've been able to come up with a solid dash sim post premise for as of late.

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warrior cats dash sim anyone?

#no canon characters #sorray guys thats too much #im just gonna do some made up dudes

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Guys I hate tunnellers. Lmao.

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By StarClan, I hate this mindset. Tunnellers are such an underappreciated part of WindClan society. Just because we don't do as much running or typical hunting doesn't make us less valuable than you. Op and cats like him are so stupid.

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Crow-food-worth reading comprehension lmao. It was satire (the url clearly states "tunnel.") Also, her*

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Ok I see where that was probably satire (OP should have made that more clear though) Where are you getting "her" from though lmao. OP's url is "yourfave-tunnel-guy"

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I'm getting "her" because I'm OP. This is my new account. I'm trans. Hope this helps.

#i said so in the tags of the last addition #but as i said. crow-food-worth reading comprehension #prev probably didnt even read my tags lmao

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I am goingto fucking kill Jadestar. Lmao.

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WRONG BLOG

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Clanblr user barncat-vibes is from rc confirmed??

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Haha I already knew that, I'm mutuals with them on their main, plus we're IRL friends. Forgot that wasn't common knowledge.

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tbh I always assumed they were wc since thats the clan closest 2 the barns...

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Uh sorry ar ewe just glossing over how @barncat-vibes and @trouttail-prefers-bass are IRLS???!!!!?

#mutuals i can understand since they have the same ideas on like #social justice stuff... they both post trans stuff sometimes #but #IRLS? #SOMEONE is fucking with me #i met trouttail once at a gathering #nice dude #suuuper weird to imagine him knowing barncat-vibes

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I've decided to make a full post on this, since I've noticed this issue a lot lately. So let me make this clear:

I am NOT comfortable with "transgender" cats using my name suggestions to pick out new names. The service I provide is to help queens who have or are having kits, not confused males who think they're mollies.

STOP using my blog for your delusions.

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Go ahead and unfollow me. I didn't want you 200 transgenders on my blog anyway.

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Anyone else find it funny how after this post OP lost 200+ followers? Anyone?

Anyway for a better source of names for trans mollies, toms & enbies, @name-lists-by-theme has much better names, sorted much more cleanly, AND she's not a transphobe.

#trans #fuck transphobia #fuck transphobes #fuck terfs #<- kit-names-inspo is a self-proclaimed radfem&terf btw

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I can't believe we're being told to "normalize" cats becoming kittypets now. Do you have any idea how many cats would just abandon their families if it became socially acceptable to run off and live with the twolegs???

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Honestly (as someone who left the Clans because I had a mate in the twolegplace), I haven't seen this to be as true as you're saying. I've seen one cat who "abandoned" his family to become a kittypet, if you count his abusive ex-partner, but for the most part, the cats we leave behind are understanding and okay with the fact that we have to move on. I wasn't meant for warrior life, and I left it, and I'm happier for it.

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The fact that you would even imply it's okay to abandon your family for a life as a kittypet only serves to prove my point. You make me sick.

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Crow-food-worth reading comprehension

#yeah #snwtl (snowtail i think?) needs to use their eyes lmao #starclan this place gets on my last nerve #thinking of taking a break from clanblr because of shit like this

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Uhh... where am I. My dash looks weird...

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if the clans can’t get their stuff together how are we supposed to help them?

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Psssst @lifenconcepts watch this :)

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I want to get back to posting on this blog but my depression hasn't really let me do anything for the past few months... so hey. If any of y'all following have any suggestions for things to put in the next dash sim post, leave them in the comments and I'll try to compile as many of them as possible into one post. I've been sort of mentally blank for a while, so it may help to hear from the people who actually want to see me make these things.

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LESBOY ICON SANDTAIL YEAAAAA !!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAAAH >:))

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Bweehhhh im back. Warning, this post contains people being rude about lesboys existing, don't worry - this blog supports lesboys <3

#school has started for me #i fucking hate it

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So tired... someone needs to tell my mentor I don't need to wake up at dawn every day

#i am exhausted #someone get me out of this #it is TOO EARLY.

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I love my friends I love my parents I love my mate I love my littermates and other siblings..

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<3

#i love you too

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Why is it that when I go to transfem spaces to find cats who relate, I'm told I'm not "trans enough", but when I go to cis she-cat spaces to find cats who relate, I'm shunned because my body is different.

Can some of you learn to be normal about intersex cats please for the love of StarClan?

#intersex issues #chantrelle's intersex posts #actually intersex #intersex transfem

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If this post reaches 5,000 notes I'll finally come out to my mate as a trans tom... and I'm terrified she's gonna take it badly... and I really don't wanna. But I guess there's no risk because I never post and only have three mutuals and there's NO WAY you three are gonna get it to 5k.

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You may wanna check the note count lol.

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H.

How-

It's only been two days-

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Soooo? How'd she take it?

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Really well. I... I'm so glad I finally told her. She was so supportive. I love her so much.

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Hey OP, why did you tag this post as "lesbian" when you're a straight guy now?

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What

Who said I was a straight guy????

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Okay I have now recieved a flood of asks and messages saying that I have to call myself straight now or change my url or that I'm a piece of shit for "appropriating lesbianism" (???) so to clear things up.

No I will not be doing that. I'm a lesbian! I've always been a lesbian. "But you're a tom now!" I've always been a tom, I just haven't always been very open about it. I'm not changing the words I use for myself just because a bunch of strangers on clanblr say it's the "wrong word" get real.

#lesboy #masc lesbian #male lesbian #transmasc lesbian #i didn't want to turn into a well-known blog over this but here we fucking go I guess

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Enjoy<3

Ping list: @bright-honey @anxietycomments @stitchthelilo

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i hope everything's okay with you!

I appreciate the ask, anon. I've been in a bit of a mental funk as of late, so I appreciate it a whole lot <3

P.S. I promise I am working on more dash sim stuff everyone, just... not in a great mental space right now, so everything is a bit slow.

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Post updates temporarily paused. My dad is in the hospital and I don't have the mental energy to continue right now.

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The discord link is invalid, can you post another one?

Aaaa I'm so sorry, not sure how this keeps happening! Sure :,) here you go.

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Just wanted to let y'all know that my posting will be slowed down for a while, I've got. Some stuff going on. Some good, some very, very bad. I'll try to keep posting every once in a while but it won't be as consistent as it was.