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fearthefuzzybear

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

#not kingsman #bugs #snail #favorite

tatatatath

athenastudying-deactivated20220

me at 2.37am: okay guess i’ll go to bed at 3

the rational part of my brain: why not right now

me: logical arguments will only be heard at half and full hours, sorry

tarynel

What’s your fantasy?

pleasestopandrew

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

sophiamariabaeks

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

love-personal

#mood

bingomann

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted

bingomann

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

bingomann

roomba company, please make this happen

fire-is-her-water

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.