Hollanov

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[spacemancharisma]

might be my most important piece of fanart to date

inspired by @cuppydogshane's shecko posting

[russianblush]

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[thesegaysaretryingtomurdermee]

I am going to be honest, i am quite sad harris is skinny

[medrawawi]

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[hollzy-baby]

What the Cens walk into their first game at Boston after Ilya joins the team

[shanetism]

[graceebooks]

shane is so slutty in that tight black under armor like you wear that in the locker room around all these other hot guys WHORE look at your PANTY LINES

[bluegiragi]

some poolside fun ❤️

nsfw on patreon

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

I knowww Ilya is snapping his damn neck when he hears Shane laughing across a crowded room so he can see who tf is making his man giggle like that

[drawballa]

1:24 AM 🌙

[hollanoveau]

shane and Ilya on their knees for cliff, sucking him off together, making out around his cock, his hands in their hair while he praises them, that’s good babes, my pretty pretty boys, so fucking thirsty for it, good boys, and they compete to see who can catch the most in their mouth when he comes. happy suck him off sunday.

[hollanoveau]

shane ilya and cliff go to karaoke and get a private booth. shane gets emotional to celine dion. cliff does a stunningly good rendition of frank sinatra. ilya gets WAY too heated about how well he knows eminem’s discography, no seriously guys he knows every song and every lyric and he can spit fire just like slim shady, and suddenly it’s an hour later and he’s screaming himself hoarse to every eminem song in the catalog while shane crawls into cliff’s lap and they make out just to have something to do until ilya gets it out of his system and/or completely loses his voice, and which point they tell him no yeah we heard you babe you were dropping bars when are you releasing your mixtape and they really do mean that

[hollanoveau]

just so there’s no confusion about the current mission statement of this blog

[zonttalktome]

So uh @hollanoveau took my brains out with one mention of a long term Shane x Ilya x Marlow relationship and I wanted to add to the tag.

Cliff lays down on the couch always first. Cliff is a couch princess and once he is down he is not getting back up. Snacks? Blankets? forget it. Ilya sits by his head and drapes an arm over his chest as he plays on his phone. Shane stuffs himself in between Cliff's legs, either resting his back on his thigs or getting right in the middle or placing Cliff's legs in his lap. Cliff just lets them figure it out. Cliff gets forehead kisses from Ilya. Shane prefers to massage his calves.

Cliff once passed out and fell asleep in the cuck chair. Ilya would usually drag him to bed if he hadn't made his way there himself but he had knocked out also. Shane woke up an hour later and realized Cliff was snoring across the room with his neck in a terrible position. He wakes Cliff up and drags him to shower together - Ilya joins them later with an unhappy pout for being 'left out'.

Ilya has the gladiator outfit. Shane had the backwards hat and sock combo and Cliff has a chest harness.

Cliff randomly gets really into making custom lures to use in the lake for fishing. Shane ends up joining him and their quality time together boils down to painting fish. Shane's fish always look a bit wrong. Ilya makes fun of them both for being old men. Shane and Cliff fish together while Ilya spreads out on the dock and keeps up with Cliff's beer consumption.

Cliff and Ilya revert back to their early 20s when Shane leaves them alone. Shane had come back once to both of his boyfriends suffering stomach aches because they purchased the hot ones challenge and instead of putting the hot sauce on wings...they made Bloody Mary shots with much more hot sauce than recommended.

Cliff and Shane do a lot of cooking together. Cliff will pull out a recipe that he wants to try out and then he will brainstorm with Shane about what substitutes they can make to make the recipe healthier. Sometimes it turns into an argument where Cliff is passionately waving his arms around and yelling at Shane that you cannot substitute butter in the recipe because the main flavor is butter. Shane thinks it's funny. He sometimes will ask rage baiting questions just to see Cliff flip his shit.

Cliff is Shane's little spoon. Ilya is Shane's big spoon. Shane, however, will wake up in the middle of the night from overheating and will flop on top of the sheets effectively preventing himself from being cuddled or cuddling. He falls asleep on his back and snores.

They all snore but for different reasons. Ilya snores only when their window is open. Shane snores when he sleeps on his back. Marlow snores when he has good dreams. One night they all snore at different times and keep on waking each other up.

Idk if any of this made sense but eh~

[loverboy-shane]

hollanoveau where ilya has given explicit instructions that shane is not allowed to cum until he says so but whenever ilyas away cliff does everything in his power to get shane to cum. break the rules, get a little punished, also get to make shane a crying, shaking mess bc hes trying so so so so hard to hold back and be good and not cum but its like cliff isnt even hearing him begging to stop....... and if cliff is filming it as proof for later when ilya gets back, then thats his business

[sheheatedonmyrivalry]

Marleau calls Shane “doll” for the first time an it awakens a number of free use objectification fantasies in him that he simply has to be tossed around a little bit by ilya and Cliff to start to be normal again.

[thesegaysaretryingtomurdermee]

My Hollanov in the gym headcanons

Ilya has stronger back/shoulders

Shane squats more, his leg strenght is insane

Ilya bench presses more

Ilya wins in sprint running

Shane wins in marathon running

Shane is always a bit faster on ice