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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

genderkoolaid

im sure tim walz has done something horrible due to having politician syndrome however it is very funny to me that conservatives are trying to #own him by calling him tampon tim. because he helped get a law passed that required menstrual products to be stocked in all bathrooms. like what a desperate attempt at recreating the "jd vance fucked a couch" jokes except that this is like calling a guy "shelter jake" because he funds animal shelters.

liarsblade

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

invisiblefoxfire

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

cloverandcrossbones

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

How’s everyone doing?

anxietyproblem

iceghosto

A quick summary of the last 16 months

wellwhiskey

embroidery from peacocksandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.

cwunch

iwilleatyourenglish

trying to imagine a lovely scenario with my boyfriend and he is being unfair and unkind

iwilleatyourenglish

everyone sucks

iwilleatyourenglish

the reviews are in

transjinako

Hey thats

transjinako

Hey Thats

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"