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@theshadowknightguy
day 72 of working at the maid cafe while my bosses have disappeared off the face of the earth.
today, a customer ordered a slice of pistachio cheesecake, and asked me if there was any nuts in it.
im still confused as to what she thought a pistachio was.
i want ur brother carnally btw
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day 71 of working at the maid cafe while my bosses have disappeared off the face of the earth.
today, a customer asked for a mocha with 0 milk. upon being presented with said mocha with 0 milk, proceeded to get angry and say that wasnt what she ordered. after some gentle parenting, we figured out she meant no whipped cream. we dont even put whipped cream on our mochas.
i think im coming down with a brain aneurysm
day 70 of working at the maid cafe while my bosses have disappeared off the face of the earth.
today, a customer asked for her latte to have an extra COFFEE shot, not ESSPRESO. proceeded to try to lunge at me when i tried to ask what she meant by that.
i dont want to work here anymore
In a word, your Gene is apathetic. He does not care about you, or your wellbeing. For a long time, I thought this meant he also didn’t care whether or not you suffered or prospered.
But have you ever considered, Danté, that you love the life Gene once wanted to? You’re the head guard, everyone loves you, you married the woman you love.
And now he hates you.
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H-hey! @theshadowknightguy, do you wanna, um, you wanna come over?
ACTUALLY- um… can I come over to your home place?
hey anon youre saying words and i think you should stop talking nonsense
sure dan, i have nothing else going on? want me to pick you up from work?
Yeah, that'd be great! I'll see you then! Maybe we could get pizza? Travis invented stick pizza. All him and not me. I want you to try it and I want to see your face when you do.
alright, ill be there in 5.
travis as in your white haired friend? maybe hes not well in the head because i dont think stick pizza is a thing, and if it is, im not sure where to get it. it sounds..... earthy
day 69-heh- of working at the maid cafe while my bosses have disappeared off the face of the earth.
today, a customer asked for a frappe with no ice. proceeded to have a meltdown when i calmly explained that wasnt possible. i held back from punting him by remembering i am broke. help.
ooc: sorry i lowkey died i lost the password for this account but. IM BACK
your tags r a mess.
AND ur super bad at answering asks
ooc: I’m trying to go clean up my tags but there are so many reblogs is crazy. Also. I HAVE SO MANY ASKS. And rp asks take priority. Now, if you excuse me, Travis asked me a question and I must reply /lh if you asked something, know that I WILL answer it! Some asks are answered within seconds. Others are almost a month old.
in character: maybe if you all stop being mean to me and give me more pillows, I’ll be more willing to talk to you
ooc: okay anon youre weird as hell. noone, and i mean NO ONE, owes you a reply or response so actually suck it up. its really pathetic that youre HIDING IN ANON because you're too cowardly to own up to the fact you have 0 sense of respect and boundaries and understanding. believe it or not, people have lives behind your screen. it is not the blog owner's responsibility to answer immediately to each and every ask, things happen and motivation is hard to come by. you know nothing about these blog owners and you dont get to go into their ask box and whine because guess what. this is all for fun so shut the hell up. in first grade they teach if you dont have something nice to say dont say it at all and its clear you havent emotionally matured past 7 years old. it is genuinely not hard to be a nice person and hiding behind anon makes it clear you're too ashamed to publicly say what you think so maybe just dont.
if you think that thats okay to berate a total stranger online just block this account and my other rp blog @theshadowknightguy i am not tolerating that bs so dont go into nice peoples asks and be a douche.
In a word, your Gene is apathetic. He does not care about you, or your wellbeing. For a long time, I thought this meant he also didn’t care whether or not you suffered or prospered.
But have you ever considered, Danté, that you love the life Gene once wanted to? You’re the head guard, everyone loves you, you married the woman you love.
And now he hates you.
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H-hey! @theshadowknightguy, do you wanna, um, you wanna come over?
ACTUALLY- um… can I come over to your home place?
hey anon youre saying words and i think you should stop talking nonsense
sure dan, i have nothing else going on? want me to pick you up from work?
Hi hi I humbly bestow my Dante mystreet blog upon you @theywillalwaysbebestbros feel free to post the ask
dante!
What the—that’s not me, Gene!
huh? why is there 2 dantes?? who a re you both???
HA I FOUND IT
Okay do NOT listen to him, that’s me, but not *me* me, he’s an alternate me that kindaaaa took over my life.
What kind of ridiculous story is that?!
It’s the TRUTH DUDE
im starting to think neither of you are my brother. what the hell.
Okay ouch
youre so weird man
Yes yes I know I know NOW HELP
HOW AM I MEANT TO HELP?? okay wait i can convince other dante that i believe him and ill go to his house and set you free.
brother is back. hell yeah.
oh you thought the caramel frappe with no caramel was bad??? one time, a lady came in during my shift and asked for two blended root beer floats.
blended. like, in our ice cream blender, which mind you, doesn’t have a lid.
when i tried to explain to her, “ma’am, if i try to blend your root beer floats, they’re going to explode. thats literally not a thing i can do,” she called me an idiot and called my manager over. the manager on shift that day explained that we literally can’t blend a root beer float and aren’t allowed to because then someone would have to spend like thirty minutes cleaning up the floor, ice cream machine, everything, and it’d be a massive slipping hazard, but we already made her standard root beer floats. she told us the name of the worker that blended floats for her in the past and i didn’t see that coworker again after that. the craziest thing is that she was so mad that i didn’t blend the floats that she drove off without them. she’d already paid for them and everything.
anyways can we switch shifts? i’ll take ur lunch rush shift for today if u take my closing shift on sundayy
hey hold on i remember this! btw that was me i told her i blended it for her cause she wouldnt SHUT UP and she couldnt even tell i didnt blend the floats.
yeah fine ill take your shift im gonna explode from one more lunch rush shift
sigh. i need money
Hi hi I humbly bestow my Dante mystreet blog upon you @theywillalwaysbebestbros feel free to post the ask
dante!
What the—that’s not me, Gene!
huh? why is there 2 dantes?? who a re you both???
HA I FOUND IT
Okay do NOT listen to him, that’s me, but not *me* me, he’s an alternate me that kindaaaa took over my life.
What kind of ridiculous story is that?!
It’s the TRUTH DUDE
im starting to think neither of you are my brother. what the hell.
Okay ouch
youre so weird man
dante?
Gene…?
…Hi!
…How are you you?
im good, how are YOU? you dont seem,,, yourself.
pfft, what? I’ve never felt better!
Just… doing normal Dante things. And stuff. I—uh—I BOUGHT PILLOWS! I have lots and lots of pillows. And…dolls…
sureeee.
since when were you into collecting pillows? 'nd dolls? thats not really your style now is it?
Eh, really the just keep getting forcefully handed to me. I feel like if I throw them out they’ll just come back. And that’s the only reason I keep them.
thats really creepy though isnt it. you should burn them. or hide them.
oh I hide them, don’t worry
no one can EVER find these pillows
thats ominous. what are they pillows of?
I—uh, they’re—UM.
…just, uh—blank…white…pillow????
…would you buy that?
why would you hide normal white pillows?
im not sure i believe you.
BECAUSE THE ANONS GAVE THEM TO ME
please believe me
if theyre normal pillows, just use them.
youre acting odd again.
ur right I should just use them
thank you for the advice
HEY (toootally not a subject change) LETS GO TO WORK
huh? youre so weird im going to hit you
oh right. work. its been awhile since youve clocked in, you think youll be fine?
Hey you should put on this outfit {shadow knight armor} and go talk to Dante, I think he'd like how detailed it is
looks cool as hell, why not
@iamdantefrguystrust @theywillalwaysbebestbros idk which rhe real one is oh well
what do you think?
( ⊙ _ ⊙ )
….I—oh Irene
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…Gene.
…please take that off…
dante? ill take it off why do you look so ill?
Big believer of "Sasha isn't so cool as she seems/people act like she is and she is actually a bit of a girlfailure and realising that she isn't just a cool hot girlboss is intergral to understanding her character" (atleast in my opinion)
Especially in mcd due to how deeply sad and tragic she is there. I personally think that just calling her a 'cold cool girlboss' overlooks the way she was willing to defend Laurance against what she perceived to be someone wronging him, despite what she believes he did to her. It overlooks how upset she was at Zenix killing her fellow shadowknights. Despite how much she tries to push it away, Sasha has an amount of loyalty and caringness about her.
Meanwhile in mys she is just as much of a loser as Zenix and Gene are, Sasha is just a woman and less obvious about it so people act like she is much cooler then she actually is (affectionately).
dante?
Gene…?
…Hi!
…How are you you?
im good, how are YOU? you dont seem,,, yourself.
pfft, what? I’ve never felt better!
Just… doing normal Dante things. And stuff. I—uh—I BOUGHT PILLOWS! I have lots and lots of pillows. And…dolls…
sureeee.
since when were you into collecting pillows? 'nd dolls? thats not really your style now is it?
Eh, really the just keep getting forcefully handed to me. I feel like if I throw them out they’ll just come back. And that’s the only reason I keep them.
thats really creepy though isnt it. you should burn them. or hide them.
oh I hide them, don’t worry
no one can EVER find these pillows
thats ominous. what are they pillows of?
I—uh, they’re—UM.
…just, uh—blank…white…pillow????
…would you buy that?
why would you hide normal white pillows?
im not sure i believe you.
BECAUSE THE ANONS GAVE THEM TO ME
please believe me
if theyre normal pillows, just use them.
youre acting odd again.
