The Shady Slut

I’m back.

[dinuguan]

[theyank]

[hotelmario]

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[cottagecore]

yall see the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

[sunfortune]

I don’t know what this says I just saw the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

[legislacerator]

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as an Ancient Greek

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

[hiphopocliedes]

- Odysseus

[puncromancer]

please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin

[sadphonics]

Why does this look like the wild thornberrys

[imadeletingmysocials]

This video implies Ronald McDonald is a species

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

i absolutely hate this

[theshadyslut]

[cancerousmemes]

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[gothicprep]

i read the title of this post and was ready to be angry abt it but then i read the preview and that jst… completely obliterated my train of thought

[fakehistory]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

the pissman is gonna get me

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

spin around three times on the toilet seat saying urine and he’ll appear 

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[sadbrazilian]

[grimharlequin]

hes shy

[killue]

man this edible aint shit

[killue]

[theshadyslut]

Hi. I’m back. What have I missed out on?