A Scientist, Not A Logger

"Uhm- bonsoir?" RP blog for Alien!Canada. I'll be honest I have no clue what I'm doing.

[theshyloggingalien]

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and suddenly my mood went down the drain nope

goodbye friends i am gone

[theshyloggingalien]

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tURN OFF THAT FUCKING AUTOPLAY ON YOUR BLOG I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK

[m333rcy]

Ask me & I'll write a letter

[deannaofwhiterun-deactivated201]

Dear person I hate

Dear person I like

Dear ex boyfriend

Dear ex best friend

Dear best friend

Dear *anyone*

Dear Santa

Dear mom

Dear dad

Dear future me

Dear past me

Dear person I’m jealous of

Dear person I had a crush on

Dear girlfriend 

Dear boyfriend 

[dark-eyed-elegance]

I guess it’s my turn now too, right?

[brilliancesquared-deactivated20]

MOAR

[theshyloggingalien]

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"You don't seem to realize I won't take no for an answer either." His alien accent finally revealing itself- full of various chirps and twitters you'd expect from animals, not an intelligent being.

[theshyloggingalien]

@painted-carnation

[theshyloggingalien]

"… I need a place to stay for the night anyway." He wasn’t above using the scary part of his looks to get what he needed, at times. But still wouldn’t force people through punishment or other physical means. That’s what set him apart from the rest of his kind, was that he would not directly hurt anyone.

[munequitx-blog]

"Hm—" Was this stranger asking him to let him stay in his apartment? Red wasn’t sure what to make of this. "I can, ah— I can direct you to some hotels, maybe?"

[theshyloggingalien]

"Alright then..." Finally fixing the holographic mask and putting it on again. "Thank you." How'd he wind up outside Alberta? He'd tried to fix his ship but it would up being unable to leave the atmosphere... It was well hidden, but it definitely didn't make for a comfortable shelter. That's why he needed help.

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Theshyloggingalien has arrived!

"Hey there! Welcome!" 

[theshyloggingalien]

"Uhm- Hello..." He tried to hide his face- the other had caught him without his holographic mask that hid his inhuman features. But- his batlike ears gave it away.

[theshyloggingalien]

@painted-carnation

[theshyloggingalien]

"Oui- just a bit lost…" And then his holographic mask shorted out entirely, revealing his inhuman face. His batlike ears flattened, obviously frustrated. "Uhm- Don’t tell anyone about this, please? … I can’t afford to have people knowing." And in the meantime his member decided to make a tent in his pants. Somehow, the thought of getting caught was something that turned him on.

[munequitx-blog]

"Ah, um—" Red’s words got caught in his throat as the other’s face changes, and he rubs the back of his neck awkwardly. This definitely wasn’t something he saw every day, and as he confusedly notes the arousal in the other’s pants he becomes more unsure of what to make of the situation.

 ”A-alright, sure… No problem?”

[theshyloggingalien]

"... I need a place to stay for the night anyway." He wasn't above using the scary part of his looks to get what he needed, at times. But still wouldn't force people through punishment or other physical means. That's what set him apart from the rest of his kind, was that he would not directly hurt anyone.

[gimmememesnowx]

Send me 'Play the chances' in my ask box to see what you get.

[theshyloggingalien]

1st Person: Owns me for one day.

2nd Person: Gets a passion filled kiss.

3rd Person: Will get me in there bed and at their mercy for two nights.

4th Person: Receives a lap dance.

5th Person: Gets three wishes.

6th Person: Is married to me for four days.

7th Person: Has me brain washed by them for a week.

8th Person: Will have me as their personal slave for two weeks.

pLEAAAAAAASE

[theshyloggingalien]

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"... I don't think so." He was much stronger than he looked, trying to tackle the other and pin him so that he couldn't move. Retractable claws coming out from his fingers and webbed toes.

[theshyloggingalien]

@aworldofvodkaandsunflowers

The alien removed his holographic mask, revealing his true features- two insectoid eyes in the center of his face, one above the other- slits to the side he was clearly breathing from. Sharp sharklike teeth in his mouth and a slitted tongue- and big batlike ears.

"So. Let's get started... Who's topping first."

[theroleplaymasterlist-deactivat]

REBLOG if you are a roleplayer

Simple as that! If you are, you will be added to our MASTERLIST

[theshyloggingalien]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

[gimmememesnowx]

Send me 'Play the chances' in my ask box to see what you get.

[theshyloggingalien]

1st Person: Owns me for one day.

2nd Person: Gets a passion filled kiss.

3rd Person: Will get me in there bed and at their mercy for two nights.

4th Person: Receives a lap dance.

5th Person: Gets three wishes.

6th Person: Is married to me for four days.

7th Person: Has me brain washed by them for a week.

8th Person: Will have me as their personal slave for two weeks.

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peES ON TUMBLR

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@painted-carnation

Matthew rarely ever ventured this far into a city but he needed answers. He needed to understand Human culture and civilization, so as to be better able to blend in. But- he’d gotten himself horribly lost, and his holographic mask began to short out again, forcing him to duck into an alleyway before his alien features were revealed.

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Red was walking home from a very, very late night, tired and a bit hung over, when a man he had never seen before suddenly barreled into him, nearly knocking him over. Usually no one ever was in the alleyway that he walked through as a shortcut back to his apartment, save for the rare homeless man or passed-out drunk—so he certainly hadn’t been expecting to run into anyone, in the most literal sense of the phrase. Almost too tired to be particularly civil, he manages a weak smile and turns to the stranger. 

"Are you alright, sir?"

[theshyloggingalien]

"Oui- just a bit lost..." And then his holographic mask shorted out entirely, revealing his inhuman face. His batlike ears flattened, obviously frustrated. "Uhm- Don't tell anyone about this, please? ... I can't afford to have people knowing." And in the meantime his member decided to make a tent in his pants. Somehow, the thought of getting caught was something that turned him on.

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Get the know the Mun

ABOUT ME

► Name ➔ Jess ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Si ► Are you single ➔ Si ► Are you happy ➔ I guess? ► Are you angry ➔ no ► Are your parents still married ➔ Nonnnnn

TEN FACTS

► Birth place ➔ Jacksonville FL ► Hair color ➔ Brown ► Eye color ➔  Brown ► Birthday ➔ July 21st ► Mood ➔ bored ► Gender ➔ Female ► Lefty or righty ➔ Righty ► Summer or winter ➔ summer ► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 

► Are you in love ➔ no ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ non ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ the guy ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔  I think I have. ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ idk??? ► Have you hugged someone within the last week ➔ Yes ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Non ► Have you ever broken your own heart ➔ i- non

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Love ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ teaaaaaaa ► Cats or dogs ➔ Cats ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friens ► Television or internet ➔ Internet ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ coke thank ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Night in. ► Day or night ➔ Night ► IM or phone ➔ IM

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ No ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Yes ► White water rafted ➔ No, and no thank you ► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ non ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt ➔ Yes ► Prank called a store ➔ non ► Skipped school ➔ yes and i regretted it ► Wanted to disappear ➔ yes, at times

TEN PREFERENCES 

► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes ► Light or dark hair ➔ either ► Fat or skinny ➔ either ► Shorter or taller ➔ shorter but that's hard to find with me ► Intelligence or attraction ➔ Intelligence ► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationship ► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ This question is stupid as fuck

RELATIONSHIPS

► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ non ► When was your last relationship ➔ uhm- 2 years ago ► Do you still love them ➔ yes but i cant have them

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ most of the time ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ what non

► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔  nonnnn ► If so, how long ➔  --

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ Then I wouldn’t consider them my friend ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ I guess ► Who is your best friend ➔ idk uhm- Jen? ► Who knows everything about you ➔ nobody

MORE

► Last phone call ➔ My mother ► Last phone call you received ➔ My mother too,

 ► Last person you hung out with ➔ uhm... Jen via internet ► Last thing you ate ➔ peach slices ► Last thing you drank ➔ water ► Last place you were  ➔ My house

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