Hi there! I'm LoM, but on this blog you can call me Bean! I go by they/them pronouns! This is my agere sideblog, and I interact from @toosmallformyowngood, though I admit I am quite shy so I tend not to say much in general. Please take a look at my pinned post for my DNI and other important info before you interact! This blog is still a work in progress, so please bear with me while I build it!
Last updated: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023, 12:44 PM
This post, and this blog as a whole, are still works in progress! Please be patient with me while I set things up! - Bean
š¼ Welcome to my SFW agere blog! š§ø
~~~ Here's a link to my resource masterpost! ~~~
Hi there! I'm Bean, an age regressor who typically regresses from 3 to 10 years old. I speak English (š¬š§), French (š«š·), and am learning Welsh (š“ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó æ), so feel free to talk to me in any of those languages! I love kitty cats, dinosaurs, and going to the arcade! If I had to pick one, I would say my favourite colour is blue, but I pretty much like all of them! I go by they/them pronouns (and occasionally it/its while regressed, but that's only on a case-by case basis, so I'd prefer if those are only used when I expressly ask). Just as an FYI for those who may be uncomfortable with the word, I sometimes refer to myself as a "little" (especially while I'm actively regressed, because baby me simply vibes with the term). I am in no way using it in a k!nk context, and while I fully support consenting adults doing whatever they want, I would prefer that people respect my boundaries and not bring n.s.f.t content into my safe space regardless of the terms I use. Both regressors and those in the k!nk community can use the word, and still be in no way affiliated with each other!
I interact from my main blog, @toosmallformyowngood, though since thats my "big blog" it has some curse words and the occasional mention of not quite kid friendly things (I.e. politics when relevant and maybe some "grown-up-ish" jokes). I never post n.s.f.t stuff either here or there, and I do my best to properly tag everything, but this is a heads up just to inform you! I also have a fandom blog @smallandterriblyafraid, and I occasionally post some agere stuff there (such as headcanons for characters and whatnot). I would recommend being big when you scroll through that one as well, however, seeing as not all of the fandoms I engage in over on that blog are kid friendly.
With all that out of the way, my DNI list can below the cut! Please take a peek at it before interacting!
- Are rac.ist, homo.phobic, trans.phobic, bi.phobic, pan.phobic, able.ist, aro/ace exclusionary, poly exclusionary, or any other form of xeno.phobic. And yes, this includes supporting people who fit into the above categories. Being a bully isn't nice!
- Are a N.S.F.T blog. Your space is yours to curate as you wish, but this space is mine; I'm just a kid, please don't be yucky!
- Are a t.erf/rad.fem/etc. "Tradwife" adjacent (?) stuff is okay, since your life is yours to live however you want (and if you wanna be a housewife more power to you!), but I don't wanna be told how to live mine.
- Are a practicing M.AP. People with intrusive thoughts can stay, though. It's not your fault that your brain is giving you icky thoughts. I just don't want any talk about anything grown up on my blog, so this isn't the place to discuss it!
- Are anti-endo. Everyone's experiences are valid, so shush!
- Are anti age.re/pet.re, etc. I don' wanna hear your arguments while I'm trying to have fun!
- Vilify mental illness. Nobody is inherently mean, and its rude to pretend like they are!
- Don't support neopronouns, including emoji pronouns. It doesn't have to make sense to you, and nobody reasonable expects 100% accuracy with no occasional mistakes. Just try your best and be nice!
- Are anti it/it's pronouns. I and everyone else can call ourselves whatever we want!
- Are a T.rump supporter, anti.masker, c.ovid denier, etc or just generally a bully. Your conspiracy theories are no fun!
- Crosstag posts with both strictly N.S.F.T and sfw tags, or tag N.S.F.T posts with sfw tags. Mistakes are fine as long as it's just a genuine slip up and you do your best to correct it, though. Accidents happen, but doing it on purpose or leaving it up after being told the issues is a big no no.
- Are one of those "autism warrior moms" or anything even remotely adjacent. Please, please just go away.
And last but not least:
- Think DNI lists are bad or a waste of time. I'm allowed to have opinions, baby or not!
And that's the end! Apologies for the incredibly long and probably overcomplicated list; I tend to have a bit of a hard time putting my thoughts into words, but I hope I got my points across well enough regarding who I do and don't want on my blog. As a thanks for getting through all my rambling, though, have a cupcake! š§:D
Carer Gale creating a night light for his tiny one that's scared of the dark- and it's a projection on the most dazzling stars that twinkle just perfectly ;u;
gale is my number one fav so he regresses a lot hehe
age from 1 - 4
he loves tressym things so he has a stuffie and onesie of one
tara is obviously her name :3
also loves bunnies!! so he has a stuffie and onesie of one as well!!
bunbun is their name
likes to be held in hugs and a big cuddle bug! he will only cuddle if you offer though and is pretty shy at first
likes to read easier books when regressed. big into picture books about animals and plants and magic
usually he stays in his tent when regressed. he's not one to crawl out and be open about his regression because he doesn't want to burden anyone.
I like to think that astarion and halsin take care of him :3 and he cares for them if they are regressed
he's a big cry baby when regressed. he fell? tears. he lost something in his maze of books? crying. big thoughts invading his space? sobbing.
likes to be held and soothed with sweet words
back rubs are a must and big hugs too
pacifiers and stuffies are a big help but not 100% going to work
he gets nightmares sometimes so that can make him regress and cry
he tries to hold it back as much as he can. he'll bite his lip and shake his head in denial if someone asks if he is upset before breaking down
if he's really little, he does need a nappy
he's good at hiding his regression until he's alone. when he is, he drops pretty hard
tara was his caregiver before being tadpoled! well more of an emotional caregiver since she is just a tressym but she makes sure he was eating/drinking, providing him company, and would read books to him
he likes to pet her and giggles up a storm when she purrs
she's good at comforting him when he cries. often makes biscuits on his tummy and licks his tears. headbutts him gently to let him know she's here for him
toys aren't really his thing. just sit him down with a book or play board games with him!
building blocks and things like that don't capture his attention for long. like 2 minutes and then he'll whine about being bored
in game, he says his knees hurt (when he is sneaking) so i tend to think that maybe the pain can cause him to regress as well
he had a brace for it and he forgets to wear it sometimes when small until someone puts it on him
š§ Karl is not overly affectionate...in the "normal" way. He is playful and loves to tease. Playing with you is his kind of love language.
š§ Calls you "kid", "kiddo" and "sweet thing".
š§ He is way more suited for someone in an older headspace, however he wouldn't mind too much if you were in a younger one. Younger means easier to keep safe.
š§ Sailor mouth! But apologizes every time. He tries to keep the curse words at a minimum near you.
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE- Oh, shit, SHIT. Sorry, kiddo."
š§ He's always in his workshop, and he made you your own so you can work on your own things! However, he works on his Soldats, and you work on...drawing. Just as important, to be honest.
š§ He doesn't have to worry about you wandering off, as Soldats scare you.
š§ His factory is huge, and getting lost is common. However, after the third time, he'd stick a bright red balloon on you [with a tracking device inside] whenever you had to go deeper into the factory. In the event of getting lost, you're too enamoured with the balloon to notice, and finding you is as easy as pie.
š§ He's not the type to get too physically affectionate, but he enjoys sitting down and letting you sit on his lap as he works on blueprints.
š§ Knows his way around words and how to barter with you. Bedtime is essential, BUT in return, he'll read you a story.
"Alright kiddo, we're gonna read..."If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"? Who gives mice cookies, for fucks sake..."
š§ If you draw something, he'll turn it into a reality. Because of this, you have a strangely horrific unicorn robot thing roaming around the factory, and its "neighs" are something out of a horror movie, but it loves to give you rides on its back, and it keeps the Soldats in line. [Its horn will stab them through the heart if they don't live up to Karl's standards, or if they're misbehaving.]
š§ He knows that being violent right in front of you is cruel. So if a Soldat accidentally hurts you, he'll "scold it". When you're out of sight, he kills it. Heisenberg scolding a confused Soldat and telling it to "apologize" is a funny look.
š§ He despises Miranda and keeps you far away from her, in case she uses you against him.
š§ His Lycans are like pets to you. They love to play fetch. Although they fetch human bones as opposed to toys...so Karl facepalms every time and gives them deadly expressions as he hugs you close.
š§ Communicates with you through televisions. If you manage to get ahold of cable he'll sometimes hack into the television and dub the cartoon you're watching. Bluey became way more interesting after he dubbed it.
He uses this to his advantage, however. In your room, there's a television, and it's more so used as a communication device rather than something to watch. It's like a baby monitor. If you have a nightmare, or can't sleep...he'll know. He does not mind reading out his blueprints to you or telling you about his plans. His voice is quite calming.
š§ Gets mad at Sturm if Sturm disturbs your sleep, as Sturm is very loud sometimes...and can be heard from another floor.
š§ Loves to play games with you and his Lycans. Hide and seek, tag..."Where the Hell did Papa Heisenberg Leave His Goddamn Screwdriver" is a very common game, though.
š§ Doesn't really care what his title is. "Papa", "dada" and "daddy" are all fine to him.
š§ They don't talk much, however Donna once made a doll for you, and he got jealous. On your bed you have a cute little porcelain doll named "Stella", and beside it is a doll made up of metal, gems and pearls stolen from someone he knows...
[He still laughs about hearing Alcina's scream all the way from his factory. She STILL has no idea where her pearls went]
Hihi, could I please request some headcanons for a caregiver Redd from Animal Crossing? If it's not too much, for a regressor that falls into the 4-6 range that involuntarily regress a lot and gets really overwhelmed easily would be great, too! Thank you so much! ;;
Redd as a Caregiver
Characters from Animal Crossing
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-Redd is practically family to you! (I mean, he calls you his ācousinā after all!)
-So obviously, when he finds out that you regress, heās super supportive and respectful!
-Maybe heās a little confused on how to be a caregiver at first, but heās got the spirit to give it a try!
-The first time he saw you regress was perhaps while you were browsing his wares and the pressure of deciding what to buy made you break down into tears
-Or maybe you ran off to your secret beach, your own personal hide out, after a particularly hard day to let a few tears fall without anyone noticing
-Whatever the reason, the usually sneaky and shifty fox showed some concern when he saw you in such a sad state
-āHey cuzā¦ Why donāt you sit downā¦ā
-He would hesitantly say, not wanting to scare you
-He would set you up on the floor, wrapped in a random blanket he was going to sell
-He may not be above scamming people, but he has a heart. Redd wanted to make sure you were ok
-After finding out that you regress, he would try his best to take care of you
-Anytime you started regressing, he would take you into his boat to give you a safe place to regress
-His nickname for you is āLittle cousin,ā (simplified to āLilā cuzā)
-He would show you the paintings heās selling, as art can be very calming, even if most of them are fake copies of famous artworks
-Redd will let you sit on the floor and play with the toys he was probably going to sell. Now, they are gifts from him to you.
-Heās the best with snacks and he always has some on board so you two can eat together
-Wraps you up in a blanket burrito every time you regress around him
-If you are having a bad day and are crying, he will scoop you up and hold you close saying something like āThere, there Lilā cuz, Iāve gotcha.ā
-He likes to play peekaboo and hide and seek with you
-You also play store! Youāre the customer most of the time, but sometimes heāll let you use his real cashier so you can play as the seller!
-Likes to make you giggle with silly stories
-Always ruffles your hair
-He likes to spoil you, though heād never admit it
-He always sends you home with something, whether that be a snack or a small trinket
-All in all, heās a great caregiver and he will always look out for you!
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Iām finally getting back to all of my requests! I definitely had fun with this one! I had a little bit of trouble getting back into making content, but now that Iām feeling slightly better, I decided to get back to them! Requests are currently closed, but Iāll open them again once I finish the ones I already have! I hope you like these! More are coming soon!
Once again contributing to the hopefully not dead Welcome Home agere subdivision of the fandom, hereās small Eddie coloring a picture for someone special :>>
