hey mentally ill gay losers
do you have that special someone in your life that you desperately want to drive around with at 2am and listen to the crash ost with?
Ever wanted to explain to them that blood will flow on tarmac as sure as sweat will soak lovers’ sheets and that the technology we use is a part of our selves and that our bodies limitations are meaningless?
Ever wanted your mad scientist boyfriend to fuck your wife while you go through a car wash?
of course you have! Take these, free of charge.
VIOLENT VALENTINES DAY TO ALL CAR FREAKS 💖🚗💥






















