Divergence in Tragedy

I was bred for the job, and trained in the arts of war by the masters of my mother's League of Assassins. I could just as easily continue my father's work on my own. [ Damian Wayne RP Acc] [Preboot Canon] SEMI HIATUS.

[runmonsterun-blog]

I would have done more but if the dwindling progression in quality doesn’t speak for itself… Just a few of the batkids as lanterns (     / _> \) I will try to do more when my mojo comes back…

[theflyinggrayson-archive-blog]

[He pulls out the pair of thin, durable gloves, ‘ooo’ing and trying one on. Dick squeezes his hand into a fist a few times to test it, then smiles over at the boy.]

     —These are great, Damian.

[thesnarkiestwonder]

Of course. As if I would allow for anything less than my standards.

{He studies the gloved hand for a good moment before nodding curtly and returning to his bowl of now soggy corn flakes.} 

[thesnarkiestwonder]

"—One of the bikes were apparently customized without the so called owner’s consent.” 

[undyingsymbol]

        “A robbery, then?”

[thesnarkiestwonder]

"It appears Drake's bike is currently missing a tire." 

[thesnarkiestwonder]

vxgilante started following you

It is only acceptable to not knock when we are in the field. 

[theflyinggrayson-archive-blog]

[He looks from Damian down to the package, pulling off the plain wrapping.]

     Is it a puppy? Ha.

[thesnarkiestwonder]

Do you enjoy your canines dismembered and deceased? Because not even the smallest puppy could fit into that box. 

[thesnarkiestwonder]

Satire is simply quality entertainment. 

[thesnarkiestwonder]

"It is because I am perfect that allows me to understand how common sense works with personal hygiene.” He narrowed his eyes at the other man. “And please. Do not think I will simply forget that you haven’t done as I said. Not all of us enjoy living like a pig.”

[itakesuggestions]

Terry snorted. “If I’m you’re idea of a pig then you have a couple lessons to learn. Try a night on the streets, I made it out lucky.”

[thesnarkiestwonder]

"Again, I do not intend to live like one especially if I do not need to. And even if the circumstances mean an option like the manor is out, then there are other ways to still be clean and not a slob."

[thesnarkiestwonder]

Deadpanned, Damian reiterates himself. “Parasites and bacterial infections or viruses can serve to be potentially fatal. Most of them can be found in every day areas and objects including dirt and a door knob.” A finger is imperiously pointed at Terry’s hands and then at the bathroom door. 

"Wash. Or you are not entering my sanctuary." 

[itakesuggestions]

"Don’t tell me the perfect Damian Wayne is a germaphobe." Terry smirked leaning on the wall.

[thesnarkiestwonder]

"It is because I am perfect that allows me to understand how common sense works with personal hygiene." He narrowed his eyes at the other man. "And please. Do not think I will simply forget that you haven't done as I said. Not all of us enjoy living like a pig."

[itakesuggestions]

"So what? I’m supposed to wash my hands after every time I touch something?" Terry shrugged. "Sorry Dami, I’m not that clean."

[thesnarkiestwonder]

Deadpanned, Damian reiterates himself. "Parasites and bacterial infections or viruses can serve to be potentially fatal. Most of them can be found in every day areas and objects including dirt and a door knob." A finger is imperiously pointed at Terry's hands and then at the bathroom door. 

"Wash. Or you are not entering my sanctuary." 

[thesnarkiestwonder]

[thesnarkiestwonder]

"Then expect to be told nothing. There’s little I can say about an incident in which I have no part of.” 

[undyingsymbol]

        “Then describe the incident in question.”

[thesnarkiestwonder]

"--One of the bikes were apparently customized without the so called owner's consent." 

[nthmetal]

[rubitan]

Thomas likes to imitate what his Uncle Dami is doing. :D

[thesnarkiestwonder]

smartmouthedbeetle started following you

--Is that a costume or a suit?

[thesnarkiestwonder]

Wash your hands before you enter. Who knows where your hands have been. 

[itakesuggestions]

"Didn’t know you were afraid of my bed Dami."

[thesnarkiestwonder]

"There is a difference between being afraid and being terribly repulsed by your hygiene." 

[thesnarkiestwonder]

Grayson. Your thing is about to begin shrieking.

Fix it.

[babylovescereal]

[theflyinggrayson-archive-blog]

Damian, don’t make him sad—.

         Poor babyyyy.

[thesnarkiestwonder]

You're both disgusting. That may be bile coming up my esophagus. 

[babylovescereal]

+thesnarkiestwonder

[thesnarkiestwonder]

[He stands his ground and just stares down at the baby.] 

No. 

[babylovescereal]

D-dami huh-guh pea?

[He sniffles again as he holds his arms out, wanting a hug.]

[thesnarkiestwonder]

[Damian makes a grunt of a sound before kneeling down. He still refuses to touch the toddler but the boy is also not making any move to leave.] 

Speak English. Do I look like a toddler to you?