Sous d'état

But the kasachok she danced really wunderbar History, German, Historical Germans LO, HERE IS ART

[thesouschef]

you know christmas wouldn't be christmas without your annual eastern block drawing, right

here it is ya filthy animals!!!

[thesouschef]

!! ATTENTION ALL SATELLITE STATES !!

WONDERFUL NEWS!! THIS YEAR, LOCATION OF SECULAR GREETING CARD OF SOCIALIST WINTER FESTIVITIES HAS BEAUTIFUL BEACHSIDE LOCATION, ON BLACK SEA! VERY NICE DURING TIME OF YEAR. ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY OR FACE PUNISHMENT. SWEATERS WITH PROOF AGAINST WATER WILL BE PROVIDED.

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portugal guy’s speech is like a living “me, an intellectual” meme

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‘victory for real music’ you’re at eurovision ya dope, get over yourself

[thesouschef]

Darn. I thought the star was Latvia. So who's the star? Thank you!

Slovakia. I haven’t drawn these fools in a while, you gotta forgive me!

[thesouschef]

Please please please will you make a Christmas drawing this year? I love them

ALWAYS

[thesouschef]

in the comrade holidays family pic.. who's the dude holding the shotgun?

Latvia

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ATTENTION COMRADE STATES:

THIS YEAR’S FESTIVE SECULAR LENINIST CELEBRATORY PHOTO WILL TAKE PLACE TODAY AT 3 PM, ALL MEMBERS MUST BE IN ATTENDANCE OR FACE DISCIPLINARY SANCTIONS. SIBERIA IS VERY COLD THIS TIME OF YEAR. SWEATERS WILL ONCE AGAIN BE PROVIDED.

THANK YOU.

[kitmarlowe]

King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II & Tsar Nicholas II

[thesouschef]

answering some stuff!

Wow! I didn’t know they had tumblr on Venus.

Yes I am and “German soldier horse aesthetic” is definitely going to be my brand identity from now on.

Prussian isn’t something that happens to you. You gotta go out and seize it, by the throat, like Niederschlesien from those Habsburg curs.

In all seriousness though, that’s a really interesting family history. Have you considered writing it down? Future generations may thank you!

I watch a lot of the anime on Netflix! Next to Hetalia, I’m a big fan of Kill la Kill and Voltron (Voltron is pure and not garbage but I make it so, shame on me, it’s not my fault they made Shiro so shredded).

deep sigh

yes

Probably not on my own accord, sorry!

That’s really sweet anon, thanks!! I’ve definitely met a lot of people interested in the German language and culture during my own experiences, and I’m glad you’ve found that out through tumblr as well!

got it -- thanks so much!!

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miss--kiwi hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:miss–kiwi hat auf dein Foto geantwortet:I c o n i...

germany confirmed for being a small child who doesnt know how to appropriate dress themself smh

germany’s concept of good fashion: everything opposite of what brother does

[thesouschef]

miss--kiwi hat auf dein Foto geantwortet:I c o n i c

does that third one have pants under shorts :/

you betcha

[thesouschef]

I c o n i c

[thesouschef]

That video you linked on the art about Austria being a dick is private?

Haha, oh my god!!! The post is pretty old so it was bound to happen. But Austria is still being a dick either way so don’t worry.

[thesouschef]

Is that the return of Vodka Bear? I love you

Vodka Bear is eternal, his existence woven into the very fabric of cosmic being

love you too

[thesouschef]

some answers/info under the cut

YOO. Yes I am. It’s just a lot has been happening for me this year and I am embarrassingly behind on Hetalia updates (if someone could link me to a blog or main hub where translations are being kept I’d be forever in your debt). 

I’m going to try my hardest to keep souschef active, although it will most likely be during my semester/work breaks. Otherwise I’m pushing 50-60 hour weeks and have very little energy! But I appreciate all the sweet messages and apologize for taking so long to respond.

Also, I’m trying to work on improving the overall quality of my art (ignore the last picture) instead of putting stuff up as much as possible. But we’ll see how it goes.

Most messages I get are great. However, I’m going to piggyback on this topic to ask PLEASE DO NOT SEND REQUESTS RIGHT NOW. I know your ideas are funny and original and creative. THEY ARE!! But I just can’t do it and when I keep getting requests that I can’t fill, it makes me sad and creates this whole obnoxious cycle of self-loathing and then I avoid logging on here. I’m just weird like that. So please please please no requests. I’m not even that good at drawing guys. Ask someone better!

Thanks for pointing this out, I had no clue! I took it off for now. I think you can send asks by clicking the gear thing in the corner and I’ll try to get the original links up later!

[thesouschef]

ATTENTION COMRADE

ANNUAL GOODWILL LENINIST GREETING CARD PHOTO OF THIS YEAR WILL BE TAKING PLACE TODAY EVENING AT 20:00. ALL MEMBER STATE ARE REQUIRED TO ATTEND. EXCUSE IN LIKE OF “I’M HUNGOVER” AND “MY TRABANT RAN OFF A BRIDGE” WILL NOT BE TOLERATED (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE). 

SWEATERS WILL BE PROVIDED.