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I need miscommunication Stancest with Clingy Stan and Obsessed Ford.

Stan, after finally getting everything he wants, is terrified to lose it all again because of his "suffocating" nature. He doesn't want to be a burden. But every time he looks at Ford he wants to crawl into his skin and stay there. He knows he can be clingy when he wants to be but can you blame him? He finally gets what he truly wants and he'll do everything he can to keep it. But he needs to be careful, play it cool, play it smart. And he does that by refraining from being too excited, too happy, too emotional, too clingy. He's afraid to make a move first and will only follow Ford's lead. He doesn't want to screw up again. He can't lose Ford again.

Meanwhile, Ford is fighting every atom in his body to stop himself from falling at Stan's feet and doing anything Stan asks. He's obsessive, he's possessed, he's inspired. Stan has replaced Bill's place (if Bill ever truly stood where Stan was) and he can't help but want to worship him. But he knows that his way to show love can be a lot; it can be downright strange and freaky. He doesn't want these impulses to drive Stan away. He can afford to lose him again, so he plays it nonchalantly. He will show Stan he loves him in normal, romantic intervals, while still giving him space.

In short, Stan wants to be around Ford 24/7. He wants his attention. He wants to be a part of a Duo again. He wants to burrow himself in Ford and never leave. Ford wants to do everything and be everything for Stan. He wants to be worthy of Stan's devotion and affection. He wants journals filled with Stan, photos of Stan, videos of Stan. He is a man obsessed and he wants to indulge in it.

But they're both so stupid. Stan is trying not to be clingy with Ford and Ford is trying not to be as obsessed with Stan. This of course blows up in their faces where they begin to believe that the other doesn't love them, which then results in them revealing what they truly want to do and behave. It ends with them becoming so horribly codependent on each other, but they are so in love that it doesn't matter. Stan gets to 5 as clingy and affectionate as he wants with Ford and Ford gets to be as obsessed and strange about Stan as he wants to be.

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khungthuong

Warning: Incest.

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aromanticpervert

Despite my name, I do in fact enjoy Stancest without the smut.

Just thinking canonically I adore the potential romance of teen stans. Just a constant push and pull between them of loving and teasing. Ford would be going through a feeling realization while Stan would be completely whipped without knowing it.

Them sharing their first kiss just before Stan gets kicked out, with that lingering idea that they could be something else.

Ford both hating and pining for Stan in college. Stan having this constant ache of I miss you, I’m sorry, I can never go home.

I’m such a sucker for 30s stans reunion. Where Ford sees Stan and his longing wins over his fear/ego and he just collapses into Stan because fuck he just wants to feel safe, he’s so exhausted. Stan getting that moment of wish fulfillment of being able to take care of Ford.

I feel like it’s wrong to have Ford being pathetic and needing Stan the whole time. I mean he absolutely is, but he should go against Stans expectations as Ford keeps getting up again. What I’m saying is I need a TBOB zombie fight scene with both Stans. And two more between them and the unicorns and them fight cult leader Fiddleford. Perhaps a plot of them successfully getting mind wiped and a mystery chapter of them regaining their memories. Stan surprises Ford by figuring out the tinfoil hat thing. Both of them seeing how the other has changed and how much closer they are on even footing than they thought they were. With sick fic moments in between of them laying together in that cold shack, thinking individually that they could be something else.

Them shutting down the portal and Bill proofing the shack, but Stan still needing to sacrifice himself to get rid of Bill. Ford holding the gun, guilt running though him, fingers trembling as he closes his eyes to shoot.

Ford holding a memory wiped Stan close. You’re my hero, you’re my everything, thankyouthankyou

Amnesia!Stan and Ford getting closer as they clean up the shack. Stan getting glimpses of memories that make blush at the sound of Fords laugh. They share a cigarette as the sun rises, the warmth melting the snow around them.

“It’s spring.” Ford looks out to see small flowers poking through the snow. He turns to smile at Stan. “I hadn’t realized.”

Stans heart skips a beat and can’t help but lean closer. This guy. The two of them. They…Ford is about to take another drag but before he can Stan can’t help but kiss him.

Soft silence. Ford drops the cigarette into the snow, his eyes wide. When he doesn’t respond Stan pulls back with an embarrassed flush. “Sorry.” He mutters as he looks away, his fingers coming to press against his lips. “I couldn’t help myself. You’re really something else.”

“Don’t apologize.” Ford grabs Stan by the collar and kisses him again, deeply. They kiss till their fingers get cold.

“I’m going to take care of you until your memories return.” Ford tells him.

“And after?”

“After that we can do whatever we want.”

Stan’s memories return soon after and the first thing he says to Ford when he gets them all back is

“I love you. Moses, I love you.”

Ford hugging him close, “And I’ve missed you, Stanley. Much more than you’ll ever know.”

Finally, they can be something else, together.

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puppy-chowo

Really self-indulgent fix it au (my favorite kind of au) where after defeating Bill Stan dies. Maybe it was Bill trying to get one last hit on the family that defeated him. Maybe Stan's body just couldn't handle having everything wiped. All that matters is that he's dead. And Ford Loses It.

His brother is dead. Stanley Pines is dead, and his brother killed him. His body is cooling in his arms. The children are screaming. He is screaming.

Stanley is dead.

Ford begs any god that will still listen to help him fix his mistakes and save his brother. Perhaps it's foolish when he once asked Bill to help him so many years before, but this is Stanley. Nothing matters if he's dead. Take Ford, take the world, but please give his brother back.

The axolotl hears, and the next time Ford wakes up, he's in the shack. He's in a bed he hasn't slept in for years. A room he hasn't lived in for years. With a calendar that says it's the late seventies.

He's in his early 20s, the day before he originally read Bill's incantation. Stanley is out there somewhere, alive.

Ford sends a postcard, and he waits with bated breath.

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stancest – slipping through my fingers

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old-fandom

Im back on my Yandere Ford arch except Ford is focusing on taking out people in Stan's past who seriously harmed him in an attempt to win over Stan's affection and love by proving his ability to protect him.

Step One: Get as much information about those who hurt Stan during his drifting years and as Mr. Mystery. He has to be sneaky about it so he does most of his research in Stan's mind when he's unaware. He goes over his memories, one by one, pinpointing the best individuals to target. He would love to get every John and Jane Doe who have ever harmed him but he needs to be realistic. Taking out the most violent offenders will do the job that he needs done sufficiently. Of course, digging up those memories also means that Stan dreams about them again. This offers Ford a chance to comfort his brother, another skill to show that he is the best candidate for Stan's affection, and learn more about the individual that wasn't in the memory. Creating a list takes the entirety of their trip.

Step Two: Use their 2nd summer with the twins to covertly locate his targets. With the help of Fiddleford, who is helping Ford under the assumption that they are tracking dimensional rips across mainland America and Mexico, Ford is able to pinpoint a good handful of people to eliminate. Including Rico, an individual who plagued his brother's memories. He also takes this time to meet up with other Tourist Traps in the area who had previously messed with his brother and destroy any business they were raking in. He also went ahead and eliminated any of them that were anomalies, like how Darlene was who harmed Stanley and the twins. He would also take this time to meet with Gideon and properly scare him into place by permanently removing a few of his convict friends, as a way to remind him to be on his best behavior.

Step Three: Map out his locations and convince Stanley that this year they would need to take care of some On Land rips. Stan is a little bummed they won't be back on the Stan o War II but he does cheer up at the prospect of a road trip across America and Mexico with his brother.

Step Four: Eliminate Stan's Enemies without Stanley catching on too early. Their road trip is rich with breath taking mountain views and sight seeing. Stan is loving being able to show Ford America and Mexico and all of the states he passed though and the stories of how he got banned. Ford takes this time to get to know more about Stan's drifter days without having to focus so much on the negative side of it. At each of his locations, Ford always sets them up somewhere safe, with a possibly entity or two to back up the story that they are here for rips and anomalies. But while Stan is enjoying himself in these locations, Ford is tracking down and eliminating past foes. He takes careful evidence of his job then cleans up and disposes the body. He does this over and over again until Ford reaches the end of his list.

Step Five: Present to Stan the evidence of his devotion and offer himself as a loyal and devoted partner.

Stan thinks that Ford is just playing a prank of him. Granted, it's a very sick and morbid prank but Ford has always been a little morbid so Stan brushes it off. But Ford is persistent that it's true and his enemies are gone and Stan has nothing to fear anymore and no one will ever be able to hurt him again. This is when Stan gets a little scared. He knew that Ford had to kill during his portal days to survive, he's made peace with that. But to do something so calculated here and to people that Stan consciously hasn't worried about in decades (though he is glad a few are gone simply for the principle of it all) sets him on edge. Then he listens to Ford talk about wanting to love him, protect him. He's got blood on his hands and it's all for Stan. He can prove to be a worthy protector.

Maybe out of fear, maybe out of intrigue, maybe out of his own feelings for Ford, maybe out of shame, Stanley accepts Ford's hard work and gives him his affections. That night, as Ford is asleep and Stan is wide awake, Stan wonders if this would be a good time to confess that he too eliminated Ford's bullies decades ago in order to keep Ford safe.

He decides to tell him in the morning.

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tiredyaoi

stanford pines the strategist

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aromanticpervert

Been thinking about Amnesia Stan and thought why not Ford too!

I imagine this could work at any point in time in their relationship (30s Stans I’m looking at you) but I’m really into pre-relationship twins getting temporary amnesia on the Stan O’ War II, either by plant or magic artifact ect and as they both try to navigate who they are and what’s going on they both come to the conclusion that they must be married!

Evidence being:

• There’s only one bed! (It was cheaper guys, really there isn’t that much space on the boat it was convenient, practical even.)

• There’s only one laundry basket. Enough said.

• Letters addressed to them have little drawings of them holding hands with hearts around them (Mabel’s doing. This is also how they learn their names, they think the Basically the Same Name thing is a cute quirk about their relationship//which I mean they’re not wrong)

• Various Journal entries of Ford gushing about Stan and their kids. With many pages just being drawings of Stan and how wonderful it was for Stan to have given him a second chance and how happy they are together (Ford only uses Stan’s name and nothing else as a descriptor. Plot hole? No it’s not shut up)

This leads to them slowly beginning to flirt with each other as they try to figure things out. I’m talking hand kisses, slow dancing on the deck, stubble brushing against stubble as they smile into kisses. They both think it’s romantic that they get to experience each other for the first time again, even under such unusual circumstances.

The Mcguffin curse thingy eventually wears off and now Stan and Ford (totally platonic brothers) have to face the mortification of what they’ve done (and how good it felt)

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Even though everyone tends to assume that young Stanley, desperate for money, would’ve slept with men for cash— maybe not a full-time sex worker, but definitely down to do some stuff if the price was right (and yeah, I think that too)— sometimes I just really want to see a different take. A version where Stanley is a genuinely straight man, but so emotionally sincere, so open and unguarded, that it’s hard not to fall for him, even if you know it’ll never go anywhere.

Ford, of course, has always known exactly where he stands.

And then, bam—at sixty years old, he finally snaps. Pushes Stan onto the bed, fed up, undone. And Stan, bless him, has no clue how to respond— like one of those giant dogs in memes, being scooped up by their owner, flailing in the air like "Wait, what’s happening? You can do that???"

And it’s not that he’s angry or grossed out. He’s just... shook. Shocked that it’s even possible to feel this way, to be handled like this, to be completely overwhelmed in every sense and not have the words for it.

Meanwhile Ford is sitting there absolutely thrilled with himself, smug as hell, high on the power of dragging a straight man into his orbit— and privately thinking, just a little, “God, I should’ve done this years ago.”

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old-fandom

I don't care if I'm beating a dead horse, I need Stanley Pines to be able to see Bill and not tell Ford just so he can fuck his brother's brains out and make Bill watch.