Stone Bank

A higher financial altitude, where your dreams grow wings!

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restaurant name: from the window to halal

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah.

$1,000

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a book of high ideas but it's just a book on how to greet people

and hello to you as well!

$10,000

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Tequila Mocking Bird, Atticus Gin, Brew Radley - alcohol named after to kill a mockingbird

since your main market for this is semi-literary high school students

$500 for 95% of all sales on instagram and you take the fall for marketing alcohol to children

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pizza resTAURANT - CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS

i feel like there is a missing element to this... pizza by papa (roach)? 

$5 for the cute pun

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reprint the art of the deal on "tearble" toilet paper. still looks like the book but sheets tear out for toilet paper.

WE’RE GONNA MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

$4,000,000

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Conditioner that reminds no one of semen

I’ve got a hot load of start up capital for you right here:

$75,000

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titanic remake but set at fyre festival

All the money, take it

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WE MADE THIS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND US, PLEASE SHARE WITH FRIENDS #STONEBANK

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quiznalon - a quizno's with a salon in it

THIS IS AN ELEGANT SOLUTION TO A LONGSTANDING PROBLEM

$170,000

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White sneakers that send a mild shock to your feet to the beat of music. I guess it's buying rhythm. Lets copyright immediately.

WHITE SNEAKERS FOR WHITE PPL, LOVE IT

$500,000

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A Linkin Park themed Indian restaurant called 'Indian it doesn't even matter'

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT THAT I MADE AN IMAGE OF WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE 

$5 BILLION

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An medical chip inserted on surface layer skin of your cankles that distributes medication from your iOS app. So like you tap more "xanax" or more insulin when needed. It also would track your steps and how much farro you eaten all day.

not quite sure what to do with this. it’s a brilliant idea but is it SCALABLE? 

i don’t eat farro, so personally, regretfully, i’m OUT 

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Shampoo specifically for arm pitt hair because deodorant is basically absorbed by hair follicles

now I’m thinking about all the deodorant I’ve ever worn and where it went.... it’s a shocking revelation

$9,999

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Kitten mittens: made from the softest fur

i’m not a kitten nor do i wear mittens, so i’m out

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Dog braces

WHAT COULD BE CUTER AND MORE LUCRATIVE THAN THIS????

$K9,000,000

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french gay women's spa called Les Bains

this little piggy went Oui Oui OUI all the way to the BANK

$6,900,000

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fertility drug called ovumax

$69