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New Scientific Study Links Boat Shoes to Neurological Brain Disorder.

A new study published in the New England Journal of Medicine revealed some surprising information about Boat shoes. The new study found that humans that wore Boat Shoes developed a neurological disorder resulting in extreme behavior changes that is best described as “entitled” and “ostentatious”. It is unknown exactly why this change occurs, but it appears there is some sort of chemical change in the brain once the shoes are placed on the feet. Scientific tests found that brain activity is increased to a rapid rate and synapses repeatedly mis-fired causing the shoe wearers to become irritable and down right obnoxious. Also an interesting side note to the study found that Alcohol and Cocaine consumption tripled when Boat Shoes are worn.

Dr. Avery McCallister of Duke University, Who headed the study, stated “we are not sure exactly why these particular shoes illicit such a reaction in people” And warns that, “certain regions of the country should be very cautious, particularly the Cape and Islands.”

As of now shoe manufactures are developing warning labels for the shoe in effort to inform the public about the disorder. In the mean time beware of summer residents wearing the shoe and look for warning the signs.

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Nantucket Places A Disappointing 3rd Place in the Cocaine Cup Finals

Source AP- Las Vegas

The results of the Annual Cocaine Cup Finals are in, with Vail Colorado taking 1st. Coming in a close 2nd was Miami FL and Nantucket MA finishing out in 3rd place. While not a great finish for the Island 30 miles out, this is Nantucket’s 15th year placing in the prestigious finals. While taking into consideration potency, availability, and price, Nantucket has always been competitive. Billy Evans a senior judge for The Cocaine Cup Finals said this,

“Vail Colorado is always tough to beat. But ‘FUGAWI’ weekend always gives Nantucket a strong push into their season. There is definitely some good stuff being snorted around that Island. But Vail is always consistent.” The fact that Nantucket has placed over the last 15 years is really a credit to importance blow plays on the Island said a Nantucket cocaine enthusiast who wished to remain anonymous. Next Years Cup will be held in in the Cocaine Hot bed Baltimore MD.

Disgruntled Islander of the Week!

Who would of thought we'd have a "tACKy" tie for the 'Disgruntled Islander of the Week."

Say Hello to Allison and Lora!

These two rock-star soul sista's have been take'in orders and fake smiling all summer long at the Uber hot spot CRU- They have survived numerous FUGUWI weekends which is deserving of a congressional medal of Honor. But now, these two ladies are officially " Sooooo OVER IT" ........congrats ladies! And Can I get get fries instead of salad??????

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Summer.... feels like this... now

HEY TSO dates

THE LIGHT HOUSE - 8/82014 Cisco Brewery Nantucket Ma 8/94pm NIXS Nantucket 8/9 11pm TUCKERNUCK lobster bake 8/10 2pm

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Bob Dylan & Jeff Tweedy.

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that's about right-

FLYER ART MADE FOR UP COMING SHOWS-

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#tbt to that time I shot Mike Myers for the @mtv Movie Awards. Hoping the rumors of Austin Powers 4 are true! We could all use a little more #mikemeyers in our lives. #angelic #austinpowers #keyart