[hotwivesonhulu]

[notebelow]

When someone tries to upstage my slutty outfit

[maxkirin]

Writing the dramatic death scene

In your head:

In paper:

[1lostone]

this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.

[forthefuns]

[pleasant-tomorrow]

WHO HURT HIM

[mexiflan]

This episode was recorded shortly after his wife died.

[unfollowfriday]

[headphonepoe-deactivated2017072]

This man had an answer to everything.

[hashtagparksandrec]

[davydfromlv]

A wild magikarp appeared!

[mothskin-deactivated20200525]

this person needs to cosplay as gyarados on their 20th birthday

[2-shane-s]

when the whole squad ugly as shit

[artpopist]

[only1600kids]

bathroom poets

[9gag]

[moan-s]

[cosmicwizdom]

Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.

- unknown (via quotelounge)

[theironman]

[moan-s]

[ivymic-deactivated20160110]

I hate when textbooks try and throw in a dry joke stfu we’re not friends just tell me what i need to know and bounce

[thecheesyllama]

So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

[thecheesyllama]

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

[moan-s]

[herotox3]