Third Eye Report

22 y.o. NYC native. Lover of dessert foods, trashy reality television, bubble baths, mixed-kid-isms, champagne, videos of French Bulldog puppies, and pop music. Mentally allergic to bullshit, snow peas, and sugar substitutes. Wannabe rockstar. EST 19XX.

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most accurate summary of my life for the past month or so

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UGHHHHHHH

The most unpleasant aspect of this "breakup" is that HE IS STILL USING MY DAMN NETFLIX ACCOUNT and I am NOT in the mood to have that awkward conversation. Isn't it just good manners to stop?? Hellooooooo, Netflix needs to know that I'm only interested in dark comedic british crime television shows featuring a strong female lead! Not whatever bullshit he's watching! UGHHHHHHHHH

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It's Saturday night (and I'm officially single again), time to clean my room!! P.S. Thief is the fucking SHIT, I am so excited to see what awesomeness he comes up with next!!!!!!!

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"Don’t Fail Me Now" - Melanie Amaro

I am still sad because of hot fireman withdrawl but I'm listening to my keep-yr-chin-up jam and feeling better :) JK I'm crying in my cubicle. But I can do Monday. I can do this!

[jeffersonshats]

So jealous of my friend today!! She was sitting on the train this beautiful specimen was sitting in front of her!!

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Bradley James, apparently.

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?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

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YES YES THIS IS MY BRAND OF LOL

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HAHAHAH YES

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Total refuck I made of Nirvana's "Heart Shaped Box".

This. Guy. Holy hell.

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preach

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WHOA WHOA WHOA this is so sick!!! Wait this guy is actually insanely talented, you should check out his other stuff too on his SC.

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This song is the shiiiiitttttt!!!!! I am no longer sad anymore. I'm gonna put on some makeup and fuck shit up now. Or just go buy some groceries, whatever.

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The Mother We Share // CHVRCHES 

" and when it all fucks up, you put your head in my hands. It’s a souvenir for when you go.."

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Knowing "see you later" isn't a real possibility can kind of suck sometimes, so I'm throwing a mini pity party for my majorly hungover self in bed right now. By the way this song is amazing.

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BEETEEDUBZ this song is the shit, everyone listen to it now.

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