AHS: Hot Dog Eating Contest

Chris, 31, VA. 👬😘😍 married to @4-hour-taco-hut Cats, FFXIV (Goblin), The Simpsons, American Dad, video game music

[shubbabang]

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Famous Rapper "White Bitch" has died from a frost troll eating him.

[hyumjim]

>looking for a new game

>ask the game developers if any of the characters are written to be gay or if they are just playersexual

>they don’t understand; I pull out my illustrated diagram explaining what is gay and what is playersexual

>they laugh and say “it’s a good game sir”

>buy the game

>theyre playersexual

[dailycatsblog]

[seeairah]

wretched creature

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[badassdemonsword]

A milli

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[fuck-customers]

[targetedknowledge]

[rhythmmortis]

GET SPUN, IDIOT

[thethreemustyfears]

Not to be judgemental but these misspellings of "sneeze" are making me laugh so hard I'm gonna pee, particularly the pathetic bluntness of "you both sniusse don me"

[sandmandaddy69]

[sooooootiiireddd]

I will not hide this

[angelicguy]

thanks for taking me out to dinner dr evil. how much do i owe you

dr evil: one meeeeleeon dollars

me: ahahahaha

dr evil: ahahahaa

me: youre cool dr evil

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

I HATE WHITE BOYS

[jardineroman]

Beach in Reynisfjara, South Iceland

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

[glavilio]

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸