AHS: Hot Dog Eating Contest

Chris, 31, VA. 👬😘😍 married to @4-hour-taco-hut Cats, FFXIV (Goblin), The Simpsons, American Dad, video game music

[cursedpossums]

[imathers]

[mlarayoukai]

conservatives look like this to me

[tamamita]

that's the specters of communism they keep talking about

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[pennyroyald]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[wnwnmemo]

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[thethreemustyfears]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

[beardedmrbean]

[crimson-chains]

A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!

[tsukkilatte]

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[ammnontet]

the haunted game

[adonischildsupportcase]

[artbylittlebug]