AHS: Hot Dog Eating Contest

Chris, 31, VA. 👬😘😍 married to @4-hour-taco-hut Cats, FFXIV (Goblin), The Simpsons, American Dad, video game music

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[icouldhavecats]

[sunburnt-brian]

[ffxivxd]

It's said that Ul'dahns can't get through the day without a good, strong brew of tea. It's served up anywhere you can get a feed─doesn't matter if it's a meal or just a sweet treat. Some say the sultana takes hers with generous helpings of butter and honey

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[thememedaddy]

[rn-deliabusby]

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[goth-queen]

[cursedpossums]

[imathers]

[mlarayoukai]

conservatives look like this to me

[tamamita]

that's the specters of communism they keep talking about

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[pennyroyald]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[wnwnmemo]

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[thethreemustyfears]