AHS: Hot Dog Eating Contest

Chris, 31, VA. 👬😘😍 married to @4-hour-taco-hut Cats, FFXIV (Goblin), The Simpsons, American Dad, video game music

[artbylittlebug]

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[openingadoor]

[dogpuppy]

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[jimmyhoffathecat]

How active is Mr. Jimmy the Pickles? He looks like he gets around a lot.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[soulspark]

[mikiruma]

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

[mikiruma]

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[ieafy]

dusk

[flork-of-cows-official]

[powerburial]

i came dangerously close to not being able to find an anthony bourdain sims mod

[easel-eisel]

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[cheeky-orchid]

Essential worker during covid

[mind-altering-bugs]

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image