AHS: Hot Dog Eating Contest

Chris, 31, VA. 👬😘😍 married to @4-hour-taco-hut Cats, FFXIV (Goblin), The Simpsons, American Dad, video game music

[bruzum]

[aemperatrix]

ANDY LOVELL Swirls & Eddies, North Devon / North Cornish Coast / Swans, Incoming Tide silkscreen prints

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]

[laguzmage]

[ojibwa]

im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[queen-zigzag]

[baby-oj]

He sat his orange ass down and LISTENED

[thethreemustyfears]

[yuppiesnpuppies]

How it feels

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[thedogeveryonehates]

Did u see the video of mayor mamdani jumping in a pool with his full suit and his white button up is wet and a bit see through. Hhhh

Thats his mayoral swimsuit actually

[procyonomancy]

here u go king

[thedogeveryonehates]

oh waow

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[nintendocompositions]

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[samfodo]

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

[transfemininomenon]

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[paperandpencilsandskips]