AHS: Hot Dog Eating Contest

Chris, 31, VA. 👬😘😍 married to @4-hour-taco-hut Cats, FFXIV (Goblin), The Simpsons, American Dad, video game music

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[ieafy]

dusk

[flork-of-cows-official]

[powerburial]

i came dangerously close to not being able to find an anthony bourdain sims mod

[easel-eisel]

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[cheeky-orchid]

Essential worker during covid

[mind-altering-bugs]

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[terramythos]

op turned off reblogs on zenos boba so I am reposting it here

ZENOS BOBA

[shubbabang]

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Famous Rapper "White Bitch" has died from a frost troll eating him.

[hyumjim]

>looking for a new game

>ask the game developers if any of the characters are written to be gay or if they are just playersexual

>they don’t understand; I pull out my illustrated diagram explaining what is gay and what is playersexual

>they laugh and say “it’s a good game sir”

>buy the game

>theyre playersexual

[dailycatsblog]

[seeairah]

wretched creature

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[badassdemonsword]

A milli

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[fuck-customers]

[targetedknowledge]