tormentnexuser

[thetormentnexusisreal]

I DONT WANNA BE A GOOD BOY I WANNA

FUCKING DIE

[thetormentnexusisreal]

I'm such a whimsymaxxer that I fully believe a single twitter user could kill me with words alone

[thetormentnexusisreal]

Spamton's light world form is one of those butterflies that were pinned down with nails

[thetormentnexusisreal]

So hot outside this summer my gender melted, call that gender fluid

[thetormentnexusisreal]

This is how I'm coming out as gender fluid btw /hj

[astraea-thestarborn]

[thetormentnexusisreal]

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG CATERPILLAR]]

[toynbeetile]

hi guys i have thoughts and feelings

[toynbeetile]

why did he say this?

[thetormentnexusisreal]

Shapeshifting would be awesome cuz whenever I feel overwhelmed and just freeze and stare into the void I can become

THE OBELISK

[thetormentnexusisreal]

I am deeply in love w u oml i think we should have a child and name it benson like benson booner 😍😍😍😍 /hj

[thetormentnexusisreal]

So hot outside this summer my gender melted, call that gender fluid

[thetormentnexusisreal]

*checks watch and my eyes widen comically as I let out a "OH DEAR HEAVENS" sort of noise* oh goodness! I'm late to the annular rock eating convention! Well I'm off to go eat rocks and then hibernate for the rest of the year... Hope y'all enjoyed my blog!

[thetormentnexusisreal]

Oh... I haven't eaten today... That's not good

[thetormentnexusisreal]

Just ate an entire container of fruit roll ups, life is good

[kolossos-om]

Can I get 2 kolossos burgers with extra kolossal kolossosauce with a large kolossosprite

no. we're out of all of it. he took it. the big alan. he took it all. he walked in and ordered everything until we ran out. im so sorry. i couldnt stop him. he parried all of my slashes. you shouldnt even try any of the other restauraunts in town. he got them too. im sor ry.

[thetormentnexusisreal]

This is the worst day in history

[kolossos-om]

try saying that when the big alan goes for th e sun

[thetormentnexusisreal]

I'm gonna kill the big Alan and hang him from the kolossos obelisk

[kolossos-om]

Can I get 2 kolossos burgers with extra kolossal kolossosauce with a large kolossosprite

no. we're out of all of it. he took it. the big alan. he took it all. he walked in and ordered everything until we ran out. im so sorry. i couldnt stop him. he parried all of my slashes. you shouldnt even try any of the other restauraunts in town. he got them too. im sor ry.

[thetormentnexusisreal]

This is the worst day in history

[wokekolossos]

Hey. You. Wanna hear a fun fact?

? Hit me

[thetormentnexusisreal]

Did you know: a shrimps's heart is in its head, just like it's brain

[thetormentnexusisreal]

Spilling my white boy sauce all over

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[thetormentnexusisreal]

Don't let your riches spill out like that sir! Who knows how much you let spill out on the regular;