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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Fanfic:
me:
i can’t get you out of my brain; oh, it’s such a shame
!!!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😍❤️🔥💯👌🏻✨💦
THIS SHOOK ME SO HARD LISTEN TO THIS N. O. W.
I can’t stop laughing at this.
Reblog if you would read a book with NO romance arc and a female, asexual main character
Someone said no one would ever read my book because there’s no love triangle. Prove them wrong?
reblog if you're GAY, support GAYS, or if you think it's COOL to PUNCH NAZIS
I fucking hate languages.
The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…
Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.
Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.
How do you like them apples.
I fucking love languages.
In case anyone doubts the veracity of this:
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Calling boobs ‘melons’ literally transcends culture, time, and language.
forever mood: Jodie Foster being asked about boys in an interview in 1979
I love you all so much, happy pride month
Me during all of June
So I heard you like perfect loops
Devilish
no fucking way
If we’re gonna date we’re going to be 100% sure about each other. I’m doing something wrong or acting weird, talk to me. You need sometime alone, let me know. Feeling lonely? I’ll be there. If we’re gonna date i’m going to be supportive about everything. Your dreams are my dreams. If you fall, i’ll be there to pick you right back up. Don’t be afraid to trust me. I don’t care how you look, let me love what you’re most insecure about. Introduce me to your family, let me prove to your mom that her daughter will always have someone to take care of her. Let me bond with your dad and siblings, a family cookout, a sports game, whatever. Let me prove to you aunts, uncles and cousins that two girls can fall in love with each other. Lets go hiking, adventuring, lets travel the world together. Let me take you to amusement parks, museums, zoo’s and aquariums. Let me show you off to the world, someone as beautiful as you is too hard to hide. Be silly with me. Let me send you ugly snapchats and post up pictures that you think are ugly, but lets admit it, you’re the beautifulest person out there. Lets prank each other. Scare me as I walk into your room, trip me but catch me before I fall, push me off the bed, tickle me until I can’t take it anymore. Tired after a long day? Let me give you a foot massage, let me rub your back, let me make you forget about everything stressing you out. Let’s get drunk, go to the club and dance all night long. You fell in love with something in the store, i’ll buy it for you. Lets volunteer together, feed the homeless and help build a school together. Lets run marathons, even if we walk the end together. You’re feeling sad about something? Talk to me. Let me take you on random dates, even if it’s just an ice-cream with a drive up to the nicest view in the city. I want to cuddle with you at night. Are you afraid of the dark? I’ll be there to help you feel safe. Let me kiss your forehead as your asleep and let me wake you up to some breakfast. Don’t feel like going out? We’ll stay in, order some pizza, grab some ice-cream and watch some Netflix. Let me give you the shittiest lap dances in the world. Let’s get lost in each others bodies and eyes. Let’s get lost in each other. If you’re mine, it’s you and only you.
To my future girlfriend (via
lezandblessed
)
This. Is. Me.
(via surf-love-girls)
you: hey, are you ok?
me: okay?😤 i'm never👊 okay💤 always worried💪🔥 bout gettin abandoned💦 i stay cravin that attention and validation💯
Jimin and Jin performing an acoustic version of Butterfly
AHAHHAHAHA HNNNNN-