The Roaring Knight (REAL)

yo guys it's me the Roaring Knight. yes the one from the Prophecy or whatever

[thetrueroryknight]

INTRO POST

ayyyye, what's up, Tumblr? It's me, the Roaring Knight! Everyone else in the Super Evil Dark Fountain Openers groupchat told me that I'm not allowed to be on social media because it "makes me look unserious" and "risks me revealing my identity" or some bullshit like that. but like obviously i gotta do it to spite them just because they made it a rule. like c'mon what'd they think i was gonna do, lmao?? ...nobody snitch, okay? pluuuuus, i'm not stupid enough to give hints about my identity anyway! do they think i'm still some dumb teen? i know nobody will figure out my identity- in fact, i dare you guys to try to figure it out! Anyways, i'll try to post regularly-ish and respond to asks and all that, can't guarantee a super regular schedule though, given all this dark world stuff... speaking of, i'm up in the dead of night writing this and i gotta open another dark fountain in like two hours, i should probably get ready for that... ugh ((OOC UNDER CUT))

Hey, everyone! This is a super self-indulgent roleplay blog for the Roaring Knight! I'm mostly just goofing around, but here's some information for this roleplay: 1. This is AU-centric, but you don't really need to know anything about my AU to understand this... which is good because I currently don't have any AU explanation written down yet lmao 2. This is Dess Knight (they will deny it if you ask) 3. If the Knight is revealed to not be Dess, I will still keep this blog as Dess Knight because it is AU-centric. hurray for AUs 4. Please no serious NSFW in my asks! 5. I'm currently still deciding Chapter 5's role in my AU, so anything I say in character relating to my AU's version of Chapter 5 might get retconned later on!

[thetrueroryknight]

What's the shelter Dark world actually like? Not like specifics, I assume you have an NDA but like, it's general vibes, atmosphere, that sort of thing. Given you seem to live in it I would assume you know better then anyone about it's vibes.

tbh, it's kinda... unsettling. I can't go into specifics about the circumstances surrounding me opening that Dark World, but I will say it was my first Dark World. and, there was a specific circumstance that prevented me from properly imagining the forest that it's based on. I currently have a picture of it as my banner (and in the background of my profile picture), so i'll just send a picture of my banner to show you even though im lowkey not supposed to show pictures of the dark world I kinda dgaf

it's monochrome and fucked up lmao

[thetrueroryknight]

Ms.Roaring Knight, do you have any idea of what happened to one December Holiday? I ask because you seem like an expert on making dark worlds and all evidence I've found about her disappearance (or I guess Dess-apperance) points to dark worlds being related. Given the deep rift that her disappearance has caused in her family, any closure on her case would be wonderful, especially given how Rudy is in such poor health, news of his oldest daughter would help out tremendously.

-an interested party

uhhhh sorry don't know a single thing about Dess, in fact ummm who is that haha I have zero idea!!

[thetrueroryknight]

i didnt say that in a cutesy "i would die for you aww" way, no, im being deadass. someones going to kill me tomorrow

........if you get me that hot cocoa i'll save you from whoever's gonna try to kill you?

[thetrueroryknight]

Opinions on Susie dating Noelle? Given that Susie is the one who broke off a bit of your super spooky black knife, I also just wonder what you think of her in general tbh

Susie reminds me of myself when i was younger, if im being honest. as much as her chipping my black knife annoyed me, i still find her entertaining and, admittedly, a little impressive.

as for her dating Noelle, i was originally annoyed as hell until i learned that mom hates Susie. now I ship them to piss my mom off lmao

[thetrueroryknight]

can you not use deltarune/character tags on every single post? it’s clogging up search results

[OOC. obviously]

Ah, shit, sorry! Thank you for bringing that to my attention, I'm used to posting on TikTok and didn't think about how tags are different here. I'll use a lot less tags from now on!

[thetrueroryknight]

I'm telling WD yur'oe on here

ok but he's like one of the only chill ones so that's okay actually, he'll probably just find it funny LMAO

[thetrueroryknight]

i will die for you.

okay but would you get a hot chocolate from QC's diner for me (I'm not supposed to get it myself or I'll get seen and that's apparently a big no no)

[thetrueroryknight]

You are dead. Your mother is dead. Your sister is dead. Your father is dead. Kris is dead. Asriel is dead. Every single person that you know is dead

damn, that sucks, anyways does that mean we're all ghosts like Napsta-whatsit now?

[thetrueroryknight]

kinda surprised that your sister's name is noelle and not something like screaming squire the tiny deer

i'm gonna call her that whenever i get to see her again and she'll never escape this nickname

[thetrueroryknight]

is the roaring happening tomorrow yay or nay

hell if i know, i'm just making the dark fountains man, i don't make the schedule

[thetrueroryknight]

asriel is in the angels heaven now.... rip in peace....

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TRYING TO TELL ME MY LOVED ONES ARE DEAD

I literally just talked to someone who got an email from Asriel 30 minutes ago, so checkmate

[thetrueroryknight]

How's asriel doing oh wait I know not good at all but you probably don't care I'm just saying some rando lol

he's at college... I think. haven't really been told any specifics other than that.

bet he's studying some super nerdy major, haha...

[...Seems the Knight misses him, and isn't very good at hiding it.]

[thetrueroryknight]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS AND VALUE, VALUE THE FUN! BRUSH THOSE THEORIES OFF NOW, OUR MYSTERY MYSTERY MAN! ALL THOSE PLAYERS NEVER TREAT ME RIGHT THEY HAVEN'T SEEN… WHAT I TRULY MEANT IN MY OLD ENTRY SEVENTEEN! AYE, WE PLUNDER ROOT BEER, AND OF COURSE WE PLUNDER ALE! WE KIDNAPPED ALL OF DELTARUNE, AND STOLEN UNDERTALE! BUT HO! WE CHANGED OUR TARGETS, OUR HEAVEN IS IN SIGHT… WE'LL SEAL YOU HOME FOR GOOD AND TAKE AWAY YOUR HOLY LIGHT!

I have no idea what any of this means but I think I'm gonna spam the Super Evil Dark Fountain Openers groupchat with it

[thetrueroryknight]

lmaooo, imagine accidentally namedropping your sister's name and getting doxxed shortly after </3 "i'm not stupid enough to give hints about my identity“ my ass, its been less than a day, log off before you accidentally reveal your full legal name and address

fuuuuuck you're right

...or maybe I'm just PRETENDING to drop hints about my identity and I'm actually someone else! Haha, didn't think about that, now did you?!

[They're trying to play mind games to pretend that they didn't reveal their identity like a dumbass.]

((OOC: LMAO they suck so bad at hiding their identity 😭 thing is she's way too stubborn to get off social media now that she's on it, atp she's gonna somehow accidentally reveal the whole plan))

[thetrueroryknight]

does your house have a giant christmas tree behind a white piano? are there two katanas in your house, one in your parents' bedroom and one in the kitchen? is the door to your room grey? were you rich?

uuuuuuhhh... none of the above...? haha why would you think that...

[They're a shitty liar.]

[thetrueroryknight]

hello ms chester holiday im very proud of your transition

I- ... you know what, yep. that's me. ms chester holiday. absolutely not anybody else. come to think of it, i think i have a distant cousin named chester...