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'ya want a special nickname or somethin’? Or ‘ya want a proper greeting because of your grade A royalty? Pffft. We ain’t inside that ring, Regal. The rules change outside the ropes.

thetruevillain

Things have just never seemed, well, friendly between us, dear boy. But perhaps you have different ideas about friendship than I do.

#psychotictheory

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My absolute favorite as a girl was Pizza Cat. Daddy read it to me every night for 2 months straight.

thetruevillain

Pizza Cat? I can't say I know that one. What's the story?

thetruevillain

Y'oughta come visit me in North Carolina.

It’s been quite some time since I’ve been there. What have you got in store?

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Good old southern barbecue, my plethora of pets, maybe?

thetruevillain

Sounds quite lovely, I must say.

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Hence the reason we are avoiding my extended family at all costs!

thetruevillain

Often for the best.

#jeffnerox

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You’re intrigued and I am highly embarrassed.

thetruevillain

The blushing suits you, dear. Quite charming.

#practicallyperfectinzeroways

thetruevillain

"Darling, Elliott wanted me to ask you about someone named Humphrey?"

Oh my. He is a friend of mine who is a monkey. Quite a cad. Wears a flat cap.

thetruevillain

I once had a stuffed version of Humphrey but he’s long gone. Perhaps I should get another.

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"Maybe we should go to the zoo and get you both monkeys."

thetruevillain

I hear they've got barrels of them somewhere.

#fraekthemighty

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“‘Been around here for a good tid bit and ‘ya can’t even say hi to an old friend? ‘Disappointing and breaking my heart again, Regal.”

thetruevillain

Old friend? Is that what we're calling it these days?

#psychotictheory #//I don't mind -- sorry for my delay on seeing it!

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I wonder if i could get thetruevillain to read a bedtime story to me…

thetruevillain

Is there one you enjoy in particular?

elisemariesandow-deactivated201

*gasps because i got a reply* well… Hmm…. Goodnight Moon was always my favorite. Along with Beauty and the Beast

thetruevillain

I've always been rather fond of Goodnight Moon as well. Also the Princess and the Pea.

thetruevillain

Y'oughta come visit me in North Carolina.

It’s been quite some time since I’ve been there. What have you got in store?

jeffnerox-deactivated20141108

Good old southern barbecue, my plethora of pets, maybe?

thetruevillain

Sounds quite lovely, I must say.

#jeffnerox

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Hm… That would be every strange word I’ve ever made up. And all of my weird colloquialisms. And… perhaps pictures of you beside other words. Maybe. Possibly.

thetruevillain

I'm thoroughly intrigued.

#practicallyperfectinzeroways #//It's going!#//Fun busy adventuretimes!#//Hope you're well!

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I wonder if i could get thetruevillain to read a bedtime story to me…

thetruevillain

Is there one you enjoy in particular?

prince-pretty

*pouts* But…but, Daddy…I just…..never mind. I’m sorry. I’m just….you’re so….

*relaxes across your lap, lets head fall back down against your thigh* Whatever you want, Daddy. If I’m a bad boy, then I deserve whatever I get…right?

thetruevillain

*smacks your ass again, even harder* Well, there you are. Now isn't that better? *smacks the other side, then starts running fingertips softly over your ass* You're being very good now, aren't you. Now, as I said, I'll let you try to make a case for your reward. What makes you think you deserve it?

#princepretty