some ukulele playing demon

this is my private blog for private thoughts. coworkers that know me, fuck off. (rp blog, don't be an asshole)

[theukuleleecreature]

happy anniversary jackie, use my blood well. ❤️❤️

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make sure to throttle your local spooky persons ((Bright)) it's good for them. Trust. -🎼

will do. i'll throttle them well.

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Mac and cheese?

yes.

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my jackie is back and fucking tumblr didn't tell me? i knew i should've killed this site with hazards.

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dude,,, Dr. Gerald put your entire gun collection in his car. Ya gotta save your guns before he inevitably crashes-

he better fucking not have. i'm not allowed to kill anymore coworkers and that poor thing is gonna hurt himself.

[theukuleleecreature]

happy one year, jackie. i'm not gonna be sappy in public but you've brightened my life and my mind. you're my forever and i'll be your always.

kisses to you, my mad scientist. you're amazing. have an emojic rendition of my face to soothe your soul.

.....🤎.....

🩵👃🏻💚

.....👄....

.....🍂....

[theukuleleecreature]

search engine what do people do for anniversaries.

what do you do for an immortal mad scientist on your anniversary.

how to purchase flowers in specific flower language before saturday.

[theukuleleecreature]

sometimes i whistle cbat in my office and hope my jackie can hear me and cringe.

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jack, ilove yuo. it's 2 in theam.

[theukuleleecreature]

haven't been here in a while. that microwave button is fixed, i don't need to stab someone anymore.

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happy march 32nd. my second favorite holiday.

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I'm actually Jack Bright, I was lying to everyone this whole time. I've been pretending to be clef and pretending that he exists.

Also, Clef's middle name is Hukulele.

[theukuleleecreature]

my day has been brighter.

[immortal-catastrophe]

Go yell at clef for eating his string cheese wrong, I beg of you, he's disrespecting the CHEESE- 😭

I regret to inform you that I can't yell at him for that without offending more people due to my opinions on cheese and cheese like products.

[theukuleleecreature]

i'm mixing sawdust into it so i smell good. time to disrespect all the cheese.

[theukuleleecreature]

Should we all do that with cheese?

add beans and yes. i'm very knowledgeable with food and combinations everyone should try.

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You probably bite your cheese sticks, you rat bastard.

i used to, but i switched to microwaving the packages in a cup of water to melt them then i suck them up with a bendy straw. it's a delicacy.

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i'm a decent cook.