Bloody fook my life.

R E T U R N scroll for links ! Art by: MAORENC. EGGSY UNWIN Written by: Mikey L I N K S ONE. TWO. THREE.

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 Anti-social  personality  disorder  ?   [pause]   [laughs]    incredible.  If  you  can’t  blame  it  on  another  human  being ,  you  blame  it  on  the  psyche  -  ever  wonder  I  did  it  just  because  I  could  ?  HAVE YOUR SCIENTISTS FIGURED THAT OUT YET?

[theunwin]

anyone ever seen we need to talk about kevin ??

[theunwin]

when a mate says Eggsy isn’t important to Kingsman. 

[theunwin]

So like, I don’t think I need to apologize anymore for not being on. College is a thing, doing my regular house chores is a thing. So I see how the value of tumblr has dissipated. I’m not truly attached like I was but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop.  But mikey you said that a few months back and then didn’t come back on? My dude. My bro. My guy. Life happens - predicaments that I get into now aren’t like how it was in high school. I want tumblr, but I NEED college. from now on it will be a permanent semi-hiatus and slow reply.

[theunwin]

i am emotionally dead bc of college. and bruh ive only been there for like four days.

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aftcrshocks │ ♥ this.

          “ So  what  yer  tellin’  me  is ,  is  that  cool  whip  frozen  IS  or  IS  NOT  better  than  regular  ?? ”

[theunwin]

flops on egg boy

???? 

!!!!

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                 ❛   C'MON  !!  rise n’ shine  !!  up  & att'em, chum !   ❜  

[theunwin]

     “ Keep  yer  damn  VOICE  down,  the  FUCK ? ”

[theunwin]

quirksilvers │♥ this. 

          “ Awe  bloody  fuck.  Did  I  miss  anythin’  IMPORTANT ?? ”  Eggsy  questioned  as  he  knew  he  was  LATE.

[theunwin]

when u get back on here after decades and see some steamy roasted ovens ??

[theunwin]

ATTENTION TO ALL MUTUALS. I am currently dropping all threads, unless you’d like to stick with our old one, please IM me. GIVE THIS A LIKE, if you’d like to interact ! even if we haven’t or if we have, you can do so ! I’ve been away for awhile and it seems I need to start fresh with all my writings. 

[theunwin]

I’m back and ready to fight. Who wants one ? 

[theunwin]

what up g-dawg. haha get it because you're galahad and ur name's also gary lol

Andrew. Gtfo.

[theunwin]

HIATUS NOTICE. So, I've moved to NC for college, but unfortunately,I'm stuck on mobile for awhile because I couldn't take the computer. I'll have to buy a laptop, which I will anyway for school. So please, please I beg of you to be patient.

[theunwin]

( rcsario:

       an oddity in itself was the fact that she sit alone, waiting and         embarrassed. it was rare enough for her to even accept the        invitation, but to be stood up? emerald moonstones weren’t        very talented in the art of judgement. whether it be a man         who wraps his arms around her in the cruelest of ways, or a        man who doesn’t show up at all —– she really knows how to        pick them, doesn’t she? as if she’s given a garden full of roses,        daises, and lilies — yet all she picks are the weeds.         ‘ it’s fine. i wasn’t all that interested anyway.’ thankfully, she’s         telling most of the truth. ‘i guess i was just bored. —– lonely.        besides, you’re my new date now, anyway.’ she teases, giving        him a gentle, playful push to decorate her remark. 

                Eggsy halted at the mere contact, had he lead her on by accident ? He hoped not, it was not what he meant. Gary was truly bad at communicating with girls off the FORCE; it was such a hard switch to go into a gentlemen act. Muscles underneath the rim of his under eyelid twitch with ANXIOUS curiosity.  There was a tone he didn’t truly INVEST in and that was her playful banter.                  He swirled his glass around with the REMAINS of his liquor, “ Oh... ” Rim coming to meet lips as he gasped down the BRANDY. Could he honestly BE more awkward ?? 

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for ladylxncelot │ ♥ liked.

“ I hate when ya do THAT , I’M in this as much as you are. ”

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for fasterthansilver. │ ♥ liked. 

“ Strap in, BRUV - we’re goin’ for a joy ride. ”

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for phoenixbred.

“ Dunno if ya mean to, but sometimes you can be BLOODY invasive with your powers. ”