Im The Problem Its Me

[revilonilmah]

Happy Pride Month! I just did this commission for a supporter on my Patreon, the timing couldn’t have been better!

[fttitv]

breakfastless behavior

[juvian]

Favorite Eeveelutions 💓

Vaporeon 💧

Jolteon ⚡️

Flareon 🔥

Umbreon 🌙

Espeon 🔮

Leafeon 🍃

Glaceon ❄️

Sylveon 💖

Eevee 🤎

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2023

[thevulpixqueen]

Jolteon ⚡️

[gucciboooty]

[adhdalistair]

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

[adhdalistair]

hey guys… interesting news

turns out daily intestional cramping isn’t normal

[reverbpotato]

a tragedy in two acts

[viulus]

This is actually the funniest fucking thing

[mumblesplash]

it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have turned out fine

[animentality]

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[egberts]

netflix is about to lose so many subscribers. like they think blocking password sharing is the answer when in reality they're almost exclusively hurting pissed off families with split living situations & people who don't have constant access to wifi. these people and the people they shared their pw with are not going to be like "aw darn well better make another account for my son in college and pay double now :)" they're gonna say "well this fucking sucks and isn't worth the money anymore" and CANCEL Netflix ahdhdjakajajdjsjakssjsj

[telltaletypist]

idk how many more block and reports i got left in me, dog

[everythingfox]

Need extra caution when going to the bathroom

[miyukihoshizora]

Pokémon trainers be like “omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist”

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[macckenchiz]

Tell me they have paw beans

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

[thevulpixqueen]

Can tumblr staff do something about these bots posing as girls I legit get 5 a day it’s really frustrating

[kendallroyvevo]

scrunching my face real hard rn

[tinytrainworld]

madoka magica is sooo crazy imagine being in middle school and your crush dies and you’re so upset that you kickstart a time loop and repeat the same month 100 times over trying to stop her from dying but unwittingly you make her more and more important to the universe’s continuation (because you have effectively created 100 timelines that are dependent only on the survival of your crush) and therefore her death becomes more and more devastating to the world as a whole in every new timeline and finally your crush sacrifices her life willingly to become a god and you’re the only one who remembers her and this depresses you so much that you construct a whole imaginary universe where your crush is alive and you trap yourself and the souls of your friends inside it and then when you realize it’s Not Real, Actually, you pull your crush (who, again, is now god) down from heaven and become the literal actual devil

[nico-robin-official]

This is literally the internal experience of every middle schooler