we would’ve been timeless

She/her | Sapphist | Exvangelical | Agnostic

[thew1tchinghours]

Do it. Right now. Write the crazy fucked up smut you’ve been thinking about. Yes, you. Freak. Write it.

[cilantrhoes]

[gaysie]

does anyone know if it’s okay to want things or let yourself have them

[livelaughlothcat]

anyone remember riverdale?

[baldgonia]

betty cooper adderall addiction that gets brought up thrice max if you’re being generous is so funny because when jughead is being vulnerable about his alcoholism with her that could have been a potential place for the writers to once again reintroduce that as a concept but instead she’s like there’s only one thing im addicted to and it’s hunting people for sport 👍. entirely possible that betty thinks of adderall like it’s flintstones vitamins

[discoursedrome]

they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

[dickgirlsdaily]

[quendergeer]

no-one would find it at all sexy at first but then in 20 years there'd be a thriving fetish scene where people develop elaborate codes and practices around culturally-embedded tropes from government porn

[quendergeer]

guy who can only get off when his dom pretends to be badly dubbed into quebecois french

[unwastelandunbaby]

idk I think maybe 2000s/10s feminism talked too much about “unrealistic beauty standards for women” that people forgot “beauty standards for women” is already fucked up

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[crystaltoa]

Magic

Sandra's seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins' gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy spied an elf, But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

-Shel Silverstein

[bromdebus]

Why did Eddie touch the troll

[sacred-portal]

[peelingmandarins]

unmarried childless women whenever there's a newly released low birthrate statistic

[wintercorrybriea2]

[brawlite]

i don't want to actually write a fic, i want to create a gross scenario that i can roll around in for forever, like a dog in a bad smell. you feel me?

[thew1tchinghours]

Do y’all ever get the feeling you’d kill yourself if you didn’t have fanfiction

[kosmogrl]

[thew1tchinghours]

Me: I love thinking up fanfic ideas and planning them out intricately in my head

Someone: oh cool so you love writing

Me:…

[accursedthing]

I wish everyone would stop pretending Saltburn was good

[thew1tchinghours]

Society if everyone stopped pretending salt burn was good

[thew1tchinghours]

Found it! It’s actually a Letterboxd review

[accursedthing]

I wish everyone would stop pretending Saltburn was good

[thew1tchinghours]

Society if everyone stopped pretending salt burn was good