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This Cream Is Grrrreat! (chapter 4)

Abuela Valorie pissed. The piss exploded from her urethra with Tony's massive veiny cock still deep inside her. It sprayed up inside Tony's dick hole as he moaned in delight. Tony went down on Abuela as she pissed a whole-ass river for four hours with Tony spanking her silly. After they were done, Tony licked all the cum, cream of corn, and other fluids off of Abuela Valorie's soft, elderly body. After she was nice and clean, Tony combed out her pubes and braided them nicely, putting a fashionable bow at the top, and a matching hairclip underneath it. While he was at it, he also decided to braid her nipple hair and armpit hair and topped it off by shaving all the hair off of her head. Tony looked her over and decided that her new look needed a finishing touch. He pierced her body in the same fashion as her fursuit, both nipples and a coochie lip, all three connected by a chain. She was oh so stunning! Tony liked what he saw and felt like getting freaky, so he grabbed her by the chain and dragged her outside. He connected the chain to the back of his pickup truck and went speeding down the nearnearest highway, dragging her along. Abuela Valorie had the time of her life. Her body was covered in cuts, bruises, and puss, and once she returned to her lover's dungeon, she poured cream of corn on all of her injuries so it could enter her blood stream, while Tony slid his toungue deep inside her and occasionally slid it outwards to rim the coochie lips. She pissed in his mouth like she'd never pissed before and he gulped it up like it was the first drink he'd had in weeks. After Tony was done, he earfucked her a bit more, once again penetrating her brain. Abuela Valorie was enjoying this, but she felt like something was missing. Just then, she got the most brilliant idea! She asked her lover to put on a blindfold and wait patiently while she went to get the goods. After about thirty minutes, she returned from the pet store with a sack of about thirty three gerbils, plus two clamped to her nipples by their mouths. She surprised Tony by shoving one up his ass, telling him to guess what is was, which was simple as he felt it scratch and gnaw at the flesh of his anal cavity. Tony was excited! He hated gerbils with a burning passion, he and Abuela Valorie couldn't wait to give those stupid gerbils what they deserved! Abuela Valorie continued using the gerbils as a dildo on Tony, until she got it stuck up there and suffocated it.

[thewekman]

This Cream Is Grrrreat! (chapter 3)

Abuela felt like she was going to burst, and she did indeed! Cream of corn violently sprayed out of every hole in her frail body. Tony felt his stomach getting filled with the fun fluids. He loved how it sploshed around and made wet and sloppy noises. Abuela Valorie and her holes moaned as it shot out, her holes were on fire! She got so excited she began pissing uncontrollably. The golden stream sprayed out and mixed with the other fluids she had been filling Tony's stomach with and and was nearly drowning in. The strong smell of the fresh piss flavored cream of cum filled Abuela Valorie's compact, fleshy holding chamber inside of Tony and invaded her nostrils with it's pungent glory, making her cum along with the piss, as her nostril hairs hit an Irish jig. As Tony got fuller and fuller, his stomach could no longer hold it all in, and he choked up a bit of blood and puked out Abuela Valorie, and the chunky, yet creamy substances inside him came spraying out of both ends, completely painting the room. After spraying out for a bit, it was followed up with blood, adding a nice red tint to the newly painted walls. Abuela Valorie began licking it up as Tony projectile vomited at a high enough velocity to pin Abuela Valorie against the filthy walls as she moaned passionately. Abuela began gulping up the vomit as it sprayed her down. Tony's stomach acid was a nice touch and she loved the taste. She lapped that shit up for hours. When Tony was done puking, he just couldn't get enough of that taste himself. He waited for Abuela Valorie to finish licking it up before saying in a sly and seductive tone, "Feed me like a bird, lil' momma!" Tony opened his mouth up real wide and Abuela regurgitated Tony's puke back into his mouth as he flapped his arms like wings and chirped. After he finished his meal, he picked up a metal chain and began whipping Abuela Valorie's Lucius old lady ass. Once he got it nice and tender, he began railing her. Abuela Valorie moaned loudly and the ass pounding went on for two hours before he flipped her over and went down on that moldy oldie puss. "Your coochie is grrrreat!" yelled Tony in excitement. He shoved his fat juicy tail in her ass so he could hit it from the front and the back at the same time. Abuela Valorie moaned in the tune of the Full House theme song as her body was filled with Tony's glory. This turned Tony on so much he immediately shot the fattest load of his life inside Abuela Valorie's tiny, thin, fragile old body. Abuela Valorie Gargled his shmargles happily.

[thewekman]

This Cream Is Grrrreat! (chapter 2)

Just then, Tony returned with about fifty six cans of cream of corn, maybe more, and five bags of shredded cheese. Tony gave Abuela Valorie a spicy look as he said, "You ready to be Ol' Tony's meal, babygirl?" Abuela moaned as she nodded excitedly. Tony shoved his hands up her coochie and began stretching it out as far as he could. He stretched with all his might as Abuela Valorie screamed in delight. Tony the tiger whipped out his massive, juicy, veiny mega meaty monster schlong and lathered it up in some cream of corn, then began pounding that puss. Tony shoved himself balls deep inside of Abuela Calorie while marinating her tits and asscheeks in cream of corn and cum. "Ah yes, Uncle!" Screamed Abuela Valorie in delight and pleasure. Tony railed her as hard as he could, he went so hard she bled even more. Abuela Valorie then removed her fursuit, revealing her flabby, twiggy, pruny, elderly, oldie but goldie body. As flabby as they were, she had some rockin' knockers. Tony liked what he saw and plunged his massive cock back inside Abuela Valorie. Just then, the owner of Arby's came out to the parking lot to ask them to leave the premesis, as they were disturbing the customers who were trying to eat just past the windows of the building nearby, where their bodies were on public display. "Public indecency my ass" said Tony in a British accent, "Those assbuckets don't know a jolly good show when they see it!" But alas, he and his wrinkly lover were forced to leave immediately. They figured they could have a lot more fun in Tony's cream dungeon anyway. Tony couldn't wait to bring out the paddle on Abuela Valorie's shriveled up ass. When they arrived, Tony brought out a large, thick wooden paddle with several holes drilled in the center and sharp metal nails lining the edges. To each of the nails, several long, thick strips of leather were tied. Tony, with all his might, swung the paddle as hard as he could at Abuela Valorie's flabby asscheeks. Penetrating her ass every now and then between licks. Abuela Valorie moaned in delight as the paddle tanned and scarred her behind, streams of blood gushing from where the nails were pounded. Tony pounded the shit out of Abuela Valorie's ass with the paddle, and would occasionally shove his fingers inside her while doing so, causing her to cum on his hand, which he would then make her eat. The funnels from earlier were placed back inside her holes, with cream of corn poured into them while her ass was still getting spanked. Abuela Valorie was enjoying herself, but she decided she wasn't getting enough creamy goodness. She begged Tony for more, so he stretched open her left eyelid and plunged a plastic spoon inside the socket and scooped out her eye. He then repeated the same process with the right eye and shoved his, large, meaty, hairy cock inside the, wet, veiny, bloody socket, thrusting deeper and deeper, pounding and eventually shooting a fat, gooey load inside her brain. When he was done with the first eye, he did the same to the second. When he was finished, he took two funnels and shoved them in her empty eye sockets and started pouring in the cream of corn, that would then mix with the warm, fresh cum inside her brain. "How does that feel, princess?" Tony chuckled. "Are you enjoying Uncle's creams?" Abuela Valorie moaned, she could barely speak, as her mouth was stuffed with cream of corn and cum. Even so, Tony could tell his little cumslut wanted more still. He liked that. Tony loved a needy whore. Tony stretched out his left nostril and began sucking her inside, completely nasally voring her. The sticky, slimy prune of a woman slowly slid down his throat through his bloody, abnormally large, stretched out nostril, in so his stomach. While she was in there, Tony gulped down a gallon of cream of corn, with Abuela Valorie devouring it as it came down. Abuela Valorie was filled to the brim with Tony's manly juices and that good creamy shit.

[thewekman]

This Cream is Grrrreat! (chapter 1)

Abuela Valerie, grandmother of Dora, had always been a rather spicy woman. She was sitting around, posting to her favorite furry 4 chan board, when she recieved a comment from a fellow user, a mysterious hunk. Abuela Valerie excitedly clicked the notification, as she loved meeting new like-minded people. he complimented her fursona, his fursona appeared to be a buff tiger with a really nice ass. Abuela Valerie started blushing. She replied to the tiger's comment, getting a little flirty and he would flirt back. The juicy packin' tiger introduced himself as "Tony". Abuela Valerie smiled. She knew guys named Tony would be more likely to have a huge veiny mule cock with all the fixin's, Abuke Valerie had lots of experience with Tonys. After a bit of chit chat, Valerie and Tony agreed to meet up at their local Arby's for some fun. Tony was excited to see Abuela Valerie in her new fursuit and he got a massive boner when he saw her hot fursona, Dishwasher, a green dung beetle with braided nipple hair and piercings on the nipples, clit, and bellybutton with chains connecting each piercing. The next day, the two of them arrived at Arby's at exactly 3:30. As soon as Tony saw Abuela Valerie, he was immediately erect. " You look scrumptious, my dear!" He told her as he stuck out his tongue and began panting like a dog. From his eyes emerged cartoon hearts popping out of his head while he made goofy sound effects with his mouth. Abuela Valerie was dressed head to toe in her dung beetle decor. Tony the tiger grabbed those firm, juicy beetle titties and gave em a good squeeze. Abuela Valerie blushed and later down on the concrete, spreading her legs wide open. "Don't be shy, big boy! Have an adventure!" She said to Tony as she motioned towards her moist coocharoo. Slimy, hairy, and bumpy N' lumpy, nice and pruny with the smell of mothballs. This elderly cooch was hitting like a balogna and tuna sandwich. The stench was so rancid, Tony's nostril hairs disintegrated immediately after they were violently raped by the smell. Tony could hear several tiny bugs screaming for help, and mercy from their bug god before getting drowned by squishy cooch ooze deep inside Abuela Valorie's wrinkly glorycave. Tony knew he was about to have a jollygood time, this was his kind of puss puss. Tony began plunging his tongue deep inside her. He ate her out vigorously with much passion, as Abuela Valerie pulled out her "secret ingredient" with a sly wink. Even though Tony still had his face buried in that delectable moldy oldie holey, he could still sense that shit was about to get creamy. After lapping up that triple geezer deluxe, he gave Abuela Valerie a lil smoochie woochie to let her taste her own coochie, her cooch fluids still fresh on his tongue. Abuela Valerie showed Tony the fresh, newly purchased can of cream of corn and some funnels she had brought with her. Tony's tongue rolled out of his mouth, several miles long. He was excited to get creamy. A funnel was placed inside Abuela Valerie's coochie, one betweenxt her pruny ass cheeks, a small one in both of her ears, smaller ones in both nostrils, and one large funnel in her mouth. Tony then proceeded to pour cream of corn in each of the funnels. Abuela Valerie's body began to be filled with the creamy, chunky goodness from nearly every hole. Eventually, the two ran out, so Tony hustled off to the market to grab more. While Abuela Valerie was waiting, she spit in the funnel sticking out of her hag vag so it wouldn't get bored waiting for Tony's return. After filling herself up with saliva for a bit, she shoveled a bit of gravel from the ground nearby in there. The sharp gravel poked and cut her coochster on the way in. Abuela valorie moaned in delight as blood began pouring from her juicy bread flavored puss and she began fisting herself.

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Garfield, The Creamening

Garfield was putting his cat dick in some cream of corn while John and Odie where trotting about in Afghanistan. Suddenly Buzz lightyear appeared and yelled, "To infinity and smog!" before grabbing both of their feet and yelling, "Let my tongue caress your foot bunions!" He began licking their feet intensely. They broke free and ran for their lives, but this only turned Buzz on more, as he enjoyed a good struggle. Garfields lagagna sensed alerted him that his two lovers where in getting a good toe sucking without him! He hopped up and scurried quickly to Afghanistan to get some of that action. "Garfield, away!". Once he arrived, he saw John and Odie screaming in terror and running from Buzz. Garfield tackled Buzz, dominating him, and teasing him a bit by telling him, "You smell like mondays". Garfield then proceeded to violently and passionately bazinga and bazoinga and give old Buzz lightyear a good what for. He then regurgitated cream of corn into Buzz's mouth and earholes. Buzz pissed everywhere and exploded. John swooned into Garfields arms. "My hero" he exclaimed. The two of them then made out as John jerked that massive orange cat cock for several hours. Odie watched from nearby in the cuck chair. John then firmly placed his hand on Garfields hairy ass while garfield began clawing at John's tic tac dick dac. They covered each others bodies in cream if corn as Odie then joined in on the fun. They spanked each other, fucked, and got cream of corn everywhere. It was a beautiful orgy of cats, dogs, humans, and don't forget the cream of corn C;

John was on bottom, garfield was in the middle, Odie was on top, and the cream of corn was everywhere it wanted to be. Garfield devoured John's teeny weenie and then Odie proceeded to shove his tongue deep inside Garfield's sexy left ear. Odie then sewed John and Garfield's anuses together and formed one single ass hole and then proceeded to fuck it good and hard. While this happened, John was also sucking Garfield's big, hard tail good and hard before suddenly just biting it off. Garfield yelled "YOWEEE" before shooting out a good, fat load. His cum went everywhere and everyone happily drank the salty rain. John then got the wise idea to take out some miracle grow and put that shit all over his nostril hairs. His nostril hairs grew and grew. John was so enticed he couldn't even hear Garfield telling him "Easy on that miracle grow, big boy!" Soon he had used the whole box and those nostril hairs grew like sandpaper. They were about 50 miles long. He aggressively tickled Garfield's hairy ass with them. Garfield took out his own box of miracle grow and poured that shit all over his fat, hairy cat dick. It spontantioysly grew as he slid it firmly into John's dick-hole. It hurt like hell and made John's cock bleed a fucking river, but that's exactly what John was into, so he endured it. Garfield pushed it in so far half of it came out of John's mouth covored in his dick blood. Odie kindly licked it off, however. Afterwards, Garfield tickled Odie's ass cheeks with his whiskers for an hour while vomiting cream of corn everywhere which John licked up. Then garfield massively punished Odie's anus. After a while, nobody could even tell what was cream of corn and what was semen.

Mr.Clean was watching this from afar, getting turned on whilst drinking grinded up roadkill. Mr. Clean then decided to get in on the action. Mr.Clean was about to become Mr.NotSoClean. Mr.Clean was about to get dirty. So, Odie vores Mr.Clean and the slowly digests him. Before he could be fully digested, he layed a few eggs inside of Odie. All the eggs except for one was digested. Odie was pregnant!  Everyone was so happy for him. They all went back home from Afghanistan to celebrate Odie's pregnancy. One night later, Odie heard a strange sound from the kitchen whilst getting a mouthful of Garfield's meaty cock. He went down to investigate, and found three rather large skeleton penises. Garfield ate them but then realized that he was allergic to calcium and had explosive diarreah everywhere. The skeleton dicks sprayed out and the shitsplosion stopped. Odie cleaned Garfields ass with his tongue. Garfield whipped out his enormous miracle grow penis and whipped the skeleton dicks good and hard. They both crawled inside his dick and lived there for the rest of eternity. Garfield was of course, very fine with this. John heard the ruckus and came down to see what the commotion was. "Holy moly chicken dolly polly!" John yelled in shock as he saw his kitchen covored in juicy diarreah. He made Garfield and Odie throw on some maid outfits and clean it up.

One night, while Garfield was snorting cream of corn up that sexy nose of his, he began craving him some John. Garfield marched his fatass into Odies room and pounded him for funsies before crying out, "Oh where oh where is my John?" To which Odie replied, "Oh yeah, papa Smurf kinda kidnapped him earlier." Garfield, in distress, bellowed "Odie, you useless sack of shit, why the fuck didn't you stop him and why the fuck didn't you inform me of this sooner?" Odie said, "Calm down, cumlord, get your panties out of that knot, all we gotta do is slither on down to Willy Wonkas Chocolate factory and retrieve him from papa smurf's sexy blue hands!"  Garfield packed his cream of corn and got ready to go. The two of them traveled across the land, searching far and wide. Taught pokemon to understand the power that's inside, until eventually they reached Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. They arrived to the room in which John was being kept and found Papa Smurf clutching him in his sweaty blue palm. Garfield began to get erect at this sight. Garfield zoomed into action like the kinkiest motherfucker you'll ever see. After being freed from papa smurf's grasp, John swooned into Garfields arms, "Oh Garfell, my hero!" He exclaimed. Garfield heroically replied while looking into John's eyes, "Just another felon defeated by the miracle grow miracle!" When they got back, Odie regurgitated that egg that Mr.Cleam had laid inside of him. Odie had given birth! The egg hatched, revealing the most disgusting hybrid of Garfield, Odie, John, and Mr. Clean. It was the most repulsive creature you'll ever see, but hey, Odie was a father now so he couldn't complain! The gang loved their new child so much. They named the baby 'Tractor Gunlord bang bang of Gummyland'. They couldn't wait to raise him and watch him grow. The creamy trio then lived cream of cornily ever after. Want some cream of corn?

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A Veggie's tale, a creamy one

Old man Jenkins from spongebob was snorting cream of corn when Bob the tomato from veggie tales walked into the room. Bob announced to Old man Jenkins that he was going to leave veggie tales and become Jewish. "But Bob, Veggie Tales is your life!" exclaimed old man Jenkins. Bob sighed, "it's better this way."  Old man Jenkins said,  "Oh, well as long as you're happy, but what will Larry the cucumber say?" Bob replied, "oh to hell with that greasy cumstain larry! He cheated on me with Ellie the electric toothbrush!"  Old man Jenkins gasped as he said, "That's terrible! but ya know Larry, I would never cheat on you! Also, I've secretly had a crush on you for a long time but was too nervous to tell you." Bob blushed, he was startled. Bob said to Old man Jenkins, "Holy fuck, I like you too! Gimme that wrinkly prune ass cock, sweetcheeks!" Old man Jenkins got a 10 foot long boner and Bob began sucking it.

Old man Jenkins was enjoying this so much he let out a loud moan. When Bob was done, he sloppily vored him. After Old man Jenkins coughed Bob back up, Bob began sucking his sweaty feet, licking between each of his crusty toes and tasting that sweet foot fungus. "Auughh, oh my oh goodness, bob! Oh good heavens, oh good jolly good heavens!" exclaimed old man jenkins. His little tootsies tingled like the morning breeze. Just when Old Man jenkins thought he was at peak pleasure, Bob turned his attention to those sexy elbows! They got a good sucking. Bob got elbows up the ass, in the earhole, in his nostrils, everywhere you can shove em! Elbows here and there! It was an elbowy sight. He plunged old man jenkins' elbows everywhere he could! Bob licked between each of Old man Jekins's sexy, salty old man wrinkles. He was so wrinkly, and it made Bob horny as fuck. Old man Jenkins had the best wrinkles. Bob poured an entire can of cream of corn up Old man Jenkins's wrinkly ass as he moaned loudly.  Old man Jenkinks began to cum everywhere while moaning louder. It started getting kind of loud, with all the moaning, sucking noises, and the loud sounds of kinky sloppiness. All this noise got the attention of Larry the cucumber and Ellie the electric toothbrush, who were in the next room in the apartment doing some BDSM shit, in which Ellie was dominant and Larry was having his eyelashes kinkily plucked. They walked into the other room to see what all the commotion was, to find Old man Jenkins with his wrinkly ass covered in soap, and Bob the tomato standing over him with a turkey sandwich and a kinky look on his face. Larry and Bob were startled to see each other again after they'd broken up, however Larry the cucumber and Ellie the Electric toothbrush didn't hesitate to ask for a foursome. Bob and Old man Jenkins liked this idea, and Bob said, "Sure Larry, as long as I can get a taste of them sexy knees of yours!" Old man Jenkins then added, "I wanna taste them ankles, darlin'! mmmmm"

"My webbed feet are ready!" Said Larry the cucumber in his finest speedo. The four of them poured cream of corn on each other and proceeded to have an orgy.  Ellie the Electric toothbrush tickled Larry until he pissed himself, which really turned her on. Bob forcefed everyone his sexy bellybutton lint. After that they all licked each other and shoved entire cans of cream of corn inside each other, and Ellie the electric toothbrush got eyebrow plucking and brushed everyone's teeth seductively. "mmm personal hygiene!" moaned Larry. Cream of corn was slung all over the room, and was lodged in all the spiciest places. Larry shoved himself up Bob's red tomato ass. It was definitely a wild and kinky night. The next day, Bob the tomato was reading 'Zoophilia Monthly'  When Old man Jenkins slithered up to him and stuck his tongue in his left ear, and softly and seductively whispered, "Slope = y2-y1 divided by x2-x1" Bob was turned on by this and they started making out. They rubbed each other good and then whispered "quesadilla" to each other seductively. They covered Larry in cream of corn and shoved him inside everyone. Ellie whipped everyone and chewed on their sexy fingernails. After that they did some kinky shit with some play dough. Just then, Larry's mother walked in and joined the orgy. She had juicy, enormous titties and pierced nipples. She also had some big sexy feet! She was a fine lookin' creature. Ellie made out with Larry's mom for a while, then they all filled Larry's mom with cream of corn while she moaned and sang the Dora the explorer theme song very loudly. Then Larry the cucumber made out with his mother for three hours, as everyone spanked their sexy cucumber asses.