Garfield, The Creamening
Garfield was putting his cat dick in some cream of corn while John and Odie where trotting about in Afghanistan. Suddenly Buzz lightyear appeared and yelled, "To infinity and smog!" before grabbing both of their feet and yelling, "Let my tongue caress your foot bunions!" He began licking their feet intensely. They broke free and ran for their lives, but this only turned Buzz on more, as he enjoyed a good struggle. Garfields lagagna sensed alerted him that his two lovers where in getting a good toe sucking without him! He hopped up and scurried quickly to Afghanistan to get some of that action. "Garfield, away!". Once he arrived, he saw John and Odie screaming in terror and running from Buzz. Garfield tackled Buzz, dominating him, and teasing him a bit by telling him, "You smell like mondays". Garfield then proceeded to violently and passionately bazinga and bazoinga and give old Buzz lightyear a good what for. He then regurgitated cream of corn into Buzz's mouth and earholes. Buzz pissed everywhere and exploded. John swooned into Garfields arms. "My hero" he exclaimed. The two of them then made out as John jerked that massive orange cat cock for several hours. Odie watched from nearby in the cuck chair. John then firmly placed his hand on Garfields hairy ass while garfield began clawing at John's tic tac dick dac. They covered each others bodies in cream if corn as Odie then joined in on the fun. They spanked each other, fucked, and got cream of corn everywhere. It was a beautiful orgy of cats, dogs, humans, and don't forget the cream of corn C;
John was on bottom, garfield was in the middle, Odie was on top, and the cream of corn was everywhere it wanted to be. Garfield devoured John's teeny weenie and then Odie proceeded to shove his tongue deep inside Garfield's sexy left ear. Odie then sewed John and Garfield's anuses together and formed one single ass hole and then proceeded to fuck it good and hard. While this happened, John was also sucking Garfield's big, hard tail good and hard before suddenly just biting it off. Garfield yelled "YOWEEE" before shooting out a good, fat load. His cum went everywhere and everyone happily drank the salty rain. John then got the wise idea to take out some miracle grow and put that shit all over his nostril hairs. His nostril hairs grew and grew. John was so enticed he couldn't even hear Garfield telling him "Easy on that miracle grow, big boy!" Soon he had used the whole box and those nostril hairs grew like sandpaper. They were about 50 miles long. He aggressively tickled Garfield's hairy ass with them. Garfield took out his own box of miracle grow and poured that shit all over his fat, hairy cat dick. It spontantioysly grew as he slid it firmly into John's dick-hole. It hurt like hell and made John's cock bleed a fucking river, but that's exactly what John was into, so he endured it. Garfield pushed it in so far half of it came out of John's mouth covored in his dick blood. Odie kindly licked it off, however. Afterwards, Garfield tickled Odie's ass cheeks with his whiskers for an hour while vomiting cream of corn everywhere which John licked up. Then garfield massively punished Odie's anus. After a while, nobody could even tell what was cream of corn and what was semen.
Mr.Clean was watching this from afar, getting turned on whilst drinking grinded up roadkill. Mr. Clean then decided to get in on the action. Mr.Clean was about to become Mr.NotSoClean. Mr.Clean was about to get dirty. So, Odie vores Mr.Clean and the slowly digests him. Before he could be fully digested, he layed a few eggs inside of Odie. All the eggs except for one was digested. Odie was pregnant! Everyone was so happy for him. They all went back home from Afghanistan to celebrate Odie's pregnancy. One night later, Odie heard a strange sound from the kitchen whilst getting a mouthful of Garfield's meaty cock. He went down to investigate, and found three rather large skeleton penises. Garfield ate them but then realized that he was allergic to calcium and had explosive diarreah everywhere. The skeleton dicks sprayed out and the shitsplosion stopped. Odie cleaned Garfields ass with his tongue. Garfield whipped out his enormous miracle grow penis and whipped the skeleton dicks good and hard. They both crawled inside his dick and lived there for the rest of eternity. Garfield was of course, very fine with this. John heard the ruckus and came down to see what the commotion was. "Holy moly chicken dolly polly!" John yelled in shock as he saw his kitchen covored in juicy diarreah. He made Garfield and Odie throw on some maid outfits and clean it up.
One night, while Garfield was snorting cream of corn up that sexy nose of his, he began craving him some John. Garfield marched his fatass into Odies room and pounded him for funsies before crying out, "Oh where oh where is my John?" To which Odie replied, "Oh yeah, papa Smurf kinda kidnapped him earlier." Garfield, in distress, bellowed "Odie, you useless sack of shit, why the fuck didn't you stop him and why the fuck didn't you inform me of this sooner?" Odie said, "Calm down, cumlord, get your panties out of that knot, all we gotta do is slither on down to Willy Wonkas Chocolate factory and retrieve him from papa smurf's sexy blue hands!" Garfield packed his cream of corn and got ready to go. The two of them traveled across the land, searching far and wide. Taught pokemon to understand the power that's inside, until eventually they reached Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. They arrived to the room in which John was being kept and found Papa Smurf clutching him in his sweaty blue palm. Garfield began to get erect at this sight. Garfield zoomed into action like the kinkiest motherfucker you'll ever see. After being freed from papa smurf's grasp, John swooned into Garfields arms, "Oh Garfell, my hero!" He exclaimed. Garfield heroically replied while looking into John's eyes, "Just another felon defeated by the miracle grow miracle!" When they got back, Odie regurgitated that egg that Mr.Cleam had laid inside of him. Odie had given birth! The egg hatched, revealing the most disgusting hybrid of Garfield, Odie, John, and Mr. Clean. It was the most repulsive creature you'll ever see, but hey, Odie was a father now so he couldn't complain! The gang loved their new child so much. They named the baby 'Tractor Gunlord bang bang of Gummyland'. They couldn't wait to raise him and watch him grow. The creamy trio then lived cream of cornily ever after. Want some cream of corn?
