Diary of a Failed Superhero

My name is Kevin Harrington, but you may call me "friend". I dabble in crime-fighting, joke-smithing, and alienating potential mates. In my spare time, I like to create lists of rejected mega man bosses for the internet to read and ignore. I am the creator and producer of a boston-based comedy festival called GEEK WEEK. These are my adventures...

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“Vroom vroom!” goes the shitty wolf tattoo... (at Mission To The Moon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsEA9nVgfLC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=131b6xopascf1

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It was worth a shot... 😢 #happybirthday #trainingday #lettheboydrivethetrain (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrnsquZH690/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6kvbwzux6ipb

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Just tried a DELICIOUS treat at Variety Bar here at The Comedy Studio. Need a break from the turkey and football? Come check out a great lineup of comics and a warmup with an “Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana?”—a whiskey banana bread sour. #thecomedystudio #varietybar #happythanksgiving #November #cocktail #food (at The Comedy Studio) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqgT0ROg8_k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sndindabm479

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Color logo for the podcast. Great work out of @rsawyer2099 on this beast. Interviews have been so fun, and I can’t wait to release it very soon. In the meantime, why not have a listen to the theme @mattferrara76 scored for the show. Yes, the podcast will be part of a bigger series project. Think Kolchak the Nightstalker meets My Name is Bruce. https://mattferrara.bandcamp.com/album/i-kill-draculas-soundtrack 👁 ⚔️ 💀 🧛‍♂️ Hey are you a creator with a story to tell? Let’s talk! I’m always looking for fun people interview. DM me and let’s make it happen. #ikilldraculas #podcast #comingsoon #horror #comedy #interviews #storytelling #huntingstories #musicians #artists #writers #comics #filmmaker #slay (at The Cove Music Hall) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqQw03igicK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10u3yz95aryu3

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I like my tea, like I like my Draculas... Staked, decapitated, and garnished with a dash of 🍋. It’s like they know me...😱❤️ #ikilldraculas #earlgreyhot #frontstreetcoffeehouse #salemmassachusetts https://www.instagram.com/p/BqA3JykAI-y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rkftuvs1pzih

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Halloween in Witch City...is cool. Shall we? Allons-y and a Geronimo! #geronimo #halloween #drwho #thescream #wholloween #salemmassachusetts #fez #sonicscrewdriver #theeleventhdoctor #witchcity #gulugulu #allonsy (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnoHr7glSZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=issnczi8r993

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Sheriff Porkins!! @igersboston @thingstodoinsalem @igersmass @igworldclub Winner of best costume and creature/citizen of Salem. 🏆 #salemmassachusetts #witch #witchcity #hogsplay #sheriffporkins #costume #wouldstthouliketolivedeliciously #livedeliciously (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnPWOsgX3U/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hun8uv1njcdk

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Cutest family in the universe. (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnOwuiAZIr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k8fzggg3gpz2

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I went to the Notch Running meetup, got lost, and stumbled upon a better run. #foxontherun #harringtonyouslyfox #salemsundays #halloween #winterisland (at Winter Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpj2vK0Aaz-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=124yl1riw2ody

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We’re werewolves—NOT SWEAR Wolves! 🐺 Having fun at “Hot Topic Karaoke” at Koto a salute to 90s music, mall goth, and the Hot Topic Store’s of yore. Cheesy and fun with many many earworm guilty pleasures... (And making Sarah Huckabee Sanders jealous of my Smokey 👁. ) #ikilldraculas #funwithmallgoth #wolves #smokeyeye #hottopic #halloween #halloweenmakeup #nightmancometh #dayman #daymanfighterofthenightman #wolves #wolvesofinstagram #werewolvesarebetterthanvampires (at Koto) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpj071Ig0N0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dunc1n0or4s7

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Why’d I leave the stability of my desk job behind and move north to Salem, MA? To follow my passions and do what I was made to do—KILL DRACULAS! Follow me as I hunt down great stories, share tales of other creatives doing and following their dreams, and give tips about how YOU can do the same. 👁 ⚔️ 💀 🧛‍♂️ Stay tuned for updates. And feel free to DM if you’d like to share stories or be a guest. Episodes are being edited and coming very soon... 🎃 #ikilldraculas #harringtonyouslyfox #podcast #horror #comedy #storytelling #livecreative #makeart #higgsb #higgsboson #hadronauts #hadrongospelhour #salem #salemmassachusetts #bemyguest #repost #repostapp #halloween #gulugulu #ghouls #hireme (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpcaZtAAt4q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1j4uvvzc74d6e

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The horror...THE horror...THE HORROR! I got a golden ticket... so excited to be back at @itvfest 2018. Looking forward to interviews and hosting again. Tune in Friday and Saturday in the podcast lounge for more details. #apocalypsenow #apocalypse #ithinkimevil #blackmothsuperrainbow #itvfest #itvfest2018 #october #seasons #vermont #vip #impossible (at Manchester Vermont) https://www.instagram.com/p/Box2ze0hxM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=745kjpb9ordb

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Planning the best Gøddamn costume duo ever... 😉 #shakenbake #talladeganights #halloweencostume #halloween #tylerfaith #harringtonyouslyfox #talladega2 #laughingclownmaltliquor #bigred #wonderbread (at Talladega, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bopaf2Zhdt8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v3wr2y9czdc8

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I finally went last night... And I’m lovesick over ‘em. ❤️❤️❤️ @goodnightfatty more like @weownyouforeverkevin #goodnightfatty #salemmassachusetts #salem #witchcity #secrettreats #cookie #secretsnacks #speakeasytreats (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/BopZ1WCBDGD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1b7unc8h34ask

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You know you’re in Salem... 😉 #sundaysinsalem #coffee #witchesofinstagram (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/BopZJqJB_rg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1aqwh3lt5mhn9

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Salem at night... #salemmassachusetts #salem #neon #salematnight #nightowl (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoQ8QaNhiaR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=741yvnrfmml

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“In knowing the teachings of Zerthimon, I have become stronger...” 😉 No game night tonight, but I feel like I had to get my nerdy references in anyway. Geek 💪🏻. Plus gotta get my fatass ready for ITVFest and Costume body. #levelingup #planescape #planescapetorment #dakkon #dndmemes #sketchfighter2018 #geekcomedynight #G33kW33kRises #itvfest #vt #simonbelmont #ikilldraculas #gamenight (at Cambridge, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoIGdnmBjti/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xjvhe3snqqlo