[Requested !] Kress Twins [Semi-realistic] relationship headcannons: đđ
The two of you often play poker together, he cheats every-time and you have yet to figure out how.
His guilty pleasure is watching dramatized political films. Heâll often tell you whatâs inaccurate about them, âYou see .. that wouldnât fly in the real world ..â
Heâll often grasp your neck with his hands. He likes to see how delicate you really are.
Any old magazines he finds he insults the advice given in the financial column, âCan you believe what these idiots think saving money is âŚâ
His memory is extremely sharp. Itâs scary. Faces are his forte. Heâll bring up points from past arguments to prove his point most times you have a squabble with him. He also is quite fond of describing the faces of his and his sisterâs victims.
If youâre upset heâll sit like a stone wall and listen. Nodding occasionally. Heâs not the best with any kind of deep emotion really but he will just let you ramble.
She adores your skin to a creepy degree. She loves mixing you up skin care concoctions to see what works. You either look flawless or you need an emergency roomâŚ
She is the first to come to your aid if youâre sick. She loves spoon feeding you the various treatments she makes. You might end up being a different color after but hey atleast youâre well !!
On less chaotic days the two of you will have tea and quietly talk about the other/general gossip
Her guilty pleasure is dramatized medical shows. She loves how messy the drama can get. âMy, that would NEVER happen in my lab ..â (Sheâd LOVE house , TBBT , and greys anatomy TRUST..)
Sometimes sheâll graze your neck with the dull side of a blade.,âI just like to see how your skin bends under it ..â
If you get into an argument you should probably keep your distance.. she has the tendency to throw whatever acid she has on her whenever sheâs mad.
Theyâll bicker over where you sleep. They ended up pushing three mattresses together long ways. Nightly you swap between sleeping with either one.
You sometimes feel like a third wheel .. iykyk.. đ
If youâre upset theyâll hurl the most demeaning words at each other if they suspect they were the cause.
They definitely try to get busy with you A LOt. With you being able to help them both at the same time ..
Youâll often be hoisted up onto ottoâs shoulder if you canât keep up with them.., O: âDearie me ..â A: âOtto, just grab the sack of potatoes and letâs go !â
While they are together, deep down they appreciate how you get to know them separately. Itâs what keeps them bonded to youâŚ
Drunkenly they suggested attaching you to them .. thankfully you talked them out of it ..
Sigh âŚ. YOU FREAKS BETTER BE HAPPY ..
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