Lissandra: The Iceborn Witch

Long before Ashe and Sejuani, before magic shattered the broken peaks, before the desert swallowed Shurima, it was the time of The Three Sisters. We were so young back then; Avarosa, Serylda, and me, Lissandra...

[askthetinymagicianveigar]

*slides several enchanted dreamcatchers your way* that should keep the spook away.

I DOUBT..IT WOULD BE EFFECTIVE…

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Do not be so weak. It's unbecoming.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

[You guys should give me active blogs to follow who actually send asks out to other blogs.]

[jhermann-archive]

Visit Original Link

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Very important information for the return of The Watchers.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Well as long as nobody is interested...

I'll be over here mobilizing an army the likes that Freljord has never seen with nothing to distract me from my conquest.

[inboxideas]

30 Greek Mythology Headcanons

Achilles: What is your greatest flaw?

Alexandros: Have there ever been repercussions to your actions you regret? Antigone: What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever done? Aphrodite: Have you ever fallen in love with someone you’d never have expected to feel for? Apollo: What’s the worst illness you’ve suffered from? Ares: What angers you the most? Artemis: Is there anything or anyone you would protect fiercely? Astyanax: What is the most tragic thing to have happened to you or involving you? Athene: When was your strongest and bravest moment? Clytemnestra: Have you ever done anything unforgivable out of lust? Demeter: What would you most grieve for if it was taken from you? Dionysus: What was your most unruly moment? Hades: Have your actions ever caused a great number of people to suffer? Helen: Do you have any spur-of-the-moment actions you regret? Hephaestus: Are you particularly skilled at any crafts? If so, which? Hera: What are your views on marriage, and how - if at all - would you like to be wed? Hermes: Where would you most like to go, or where is your favourite place to be? Hestia: Where do you feel most at home? Jason: Have you ever betrayed anyone who loved you for personal gain? Medea: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done out of spite? Medusa: Have you ever been punished with anything you feel you didn’t deserve? Midas: Has anything you’ve ever wished for really backfired? Nike: What was your greatest victory? Oedipus: With hindsight, what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? Pandora: What is the worst gift you’ve ever received? Persephone: What is your favourite season? Phaedra: Have you ever lusted after someone you shouldn’t have? Poseidon: Have you ever been so consumed in a task that you lost the reasoning behind it? Thetis: What’s the most you’ve ever done for your loved ones? Zeus: What thing are you most hypocritical of?

[askthetinymagicianveigar]

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUN. IF THE WORLD IS A FROZEN TUNDRA LIKE YOU HOPE IT WILL BE, WHAT WILL THE VOID HAVE WHEN IT ARRIVES

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

If the Void truly wants to destroy a frozen rock and a broken people, then I suppose there’d be little to do but laugh at their further misfortune.

[askchogath]

IF THE PEOPLE WOULD BE STRONGER UNDER FROZEN RULE THAN WITHOUT THEN I WOULD ALLOW IT.

BUT I DO NOT THINK THAT IS THE CASE.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

The only remnants would be my army of winter - the cream of the crop, as it were.

[askchogath]

I REALLY DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOU DISPLAY INTELLIGENCE.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

I, on the other hand, am quite pleased when my vassals display wisdom and knowledge.

[askthetinymagicianveigar]

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUN. IF THE WORLD IS A FROZEN TUNDRA LIKE YOU HOPE IT WILL BE, WHAT WILL THE VOID HAVE WHEN IT ARRIVES

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

If the Void truly wants to destroy a frozen rock and a broken people, then I suppose there'd be little to do but laugh at their further misfortune.

[askthetinymagicianveigar]

THE STRONGER DARKNESS, HATRED, AND CHAOS ARE WITHIN A NATION, THE STRONGER BLACK MAGIC TENDS TO BE. ITS VERY IMPORTANT THAT THE SCALES LEAN SLIGHTLY TO THE CHAOTIC SIDE.

[askmalzy]

"Then by that logic, your ‘black magic’ shall be strongest when the Void takes over, due to all the chaos that shall arise. Correct?"

[askthetinymagicianveigar]

POWER CANNOT STOP NUMBERS

[askchogath]

I REALLY DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOU DISPLAY INTELLIGENCE.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

I, on the other hand, am quite pleased when my vassals display wisdom and knowledge.

[judgement-kaylearchived-blog]

Join me, Judicator. Champion my cause, I will help you find your sister.

My answer still stands the same.

Melt down already, you despicable witch.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

That’s rather impolite of you. It’d be a shame if my great talent were to go to waste, and if you were to continue floundering in your ineptitude.

[askchogath]

LISSANDRA HAS A POINT, YOU CAN’T EVEN CATCH ONE PERSON.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

"It's true. Think about how great we would be together. You, me, Veigar, Cho'gath. Who knows, I might even grow to like you all enough -not- to betray you in the climax of our victory. In the end, isn't that what teamwork is all about?"

[judgement-kaylearchived-blog]

Join me, Judicator. Champion my cause, I will help you find your sister.

My answer still stands the same.

Melt down already, you despicable witch.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

That's rather impolite of you. It'd be a shame if my great talent were to go to waste, and if you were to continue floundering in your ineptitude.

[askthetinymagicianveigar]

You don't have the influence to make such a call, Veigar.

THE VOIDBORN DISAGREES, AND HIS WORD CARRIES MORE WEIGHT THAN YOURS.

[askchogath]

TO BE FAIR THAT “CALL” WILL REQUIRE A DAY’S WORTH OF EXTENSIVE PAPERWORK TO FILE THIS TOWARD EACH CITYSTATE.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Veigar, join my Frostguard and under my new world order, I will abolish the bureaucracy that so plagues your ability to disenfranchise Nocturne.

[askthetinymagicianveigar]

I’m a rather deceitful creature by nature, BUT, If you leave me rule of noxus…You got yourself a deal!

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Done. You may keep that pile of ice and corpses.

[askthetinymagicianveigar]

You don't have the influence to make such a call, Veigar.

THE VOIDBORN DISAGREES, AND HIS WORD CARRIES MORE WEIGHT THAN YOURS.

[askchogath]

TO BE FAIR THAT “CALL” WILL REQUIRE A DAY’S WORTH OF EXTENSIVE PAPERWORK TO FILE THIS TOWARD EACH CITYSTATE.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Veigar, join my Frostguard and under my new world order, I will abolish the bureaucracy that so plagues your ability to disenfranchise Nocturne.

[askchogath]

Join my Frostguard, great void-beast. Let us usher this land into it's final twilight, and blanket a cold, cascading darkness about the heads of it's leaders.

ANY ALLIANCE WOULD END WITH US ATTEMPTING TO ASSASSINATE THE OTHER, YOU DO REALIZE THIS ICE QUEEN?

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Lissandra nods slowly. “… So does that mean we have an agreement?”

[askchogath]

FOR NOW.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Excellent.

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Ice vomit sounds surprisingly pleasant.

"It's not, you'll look like Trundle: a large moron with putrid tusks."

[askchogath]

Join my Frostguard, great void-beast. Let us usher this land into it's final twilight, and blanket a cold, cascading darkness about the heads of it's leaders.

ANY ALLIANCE WOULD END WITH US ATTEMPTING TO ASSASSINATE THE OTHER, YOU DO REALIZE THIS ICE QUEEN?

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

Lissandra nods slowly. "... So does that mean we have an agreement?"

[deathology]

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

[theionianmedic]

[hurricane-of-steel-deactivated2]

I never get any of these, not sure if I will this time

[thewickedwitchofthefreljord]

"I, on the other hand, -am- a ladykiller. I have big plans for at least two of them."