Definitely not a Fish

black socialist humanist humorist feminist Christian who is too old to be this bad at everything hehim

[plus-size-aesthetics]

[nyc-looks]

Shane, 35

“Everything is thrifted: Kapital denim overall that's too big for me to wear as overalls, but work really well as denim chaps when cinched at the waist with my belt. The belt is made by myself. My jeans I found in a thrift shop with no name or tag attached – but clearly made with a lot of love. The top is a Kapital indigo dyed kimono jacket. The shoes are Onitsuka Tiger. I've been a preschool teacher for the last 5 years, and I take a lot of inspiration from the kids themselves and a little bit of Magic School Bus. I try to combine making fuctional wearable art with things that make the kids in my school smile and feel inspired to be a little weird and out there. I used to show up in suits and ties – and then one day one of my students showed up in a full Clifford outfit and it shook my core. What was I even doing, haha? So now I try to stretch imaginations with a lot of thrifted pieces or handmade things by my wife and I.”

Apr 26, 2026 ∙ Bushwick

[they-call-me-marlon]

Tetsuya Nomura-ass outfit

[they-call-me-marlon]

New rule is married/engaged/otherwise preoccupied women either need to stop hitting on me or cheat. Cause what are you doing?

[they-call-me-marlon]

Going to the movies with one of the baddest baddies I've ever met in my entire life tonight 🫣😬💀

Help

[they-call-me-marlon]

Honestly it's an honor just to be considered

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[they-call-me-marlon]

Going to the movies with one of the baddest baddies I've ever met in my entire life tonight 🫣😬💀

Help

[malmor]

Drew a few of my favorite characters.

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[they-call-me-marlon]

Always almost

[they-call-me-marlon]

Tbh, i should probably do something about the fact that there are 4 maybe 5 people that i believe will never just decide they don't like me anymore for reasons I'm never know and they're all blood related to me

[they-call-me-marlon]

13 years later, i don't feel any closer to feeling like a person or fixing every problem in the world

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

[they-call-me-marlon]

I'm not in love with you, i can just feel my heart glowing whenever i hold you.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[my-dailydreams]

[they-call-me-marlon]

I think i write good songs

And i know i don't have the skill to play them

Or the voice to sing them

And that's fine

I never want to get famous

I just want to get to a point where i don't have to choose between writing and sleeping

Or between learning an instrument and getting a paycheck

To get to a point where other people want to sing my songs as much as i do

[they-call-me-marlon]

My heart climbs on top of my bed in the middle of the night

Meowing and pawing at my face until i feed her slide shows of your smile and every time I've kissed your hands.

She dances around the room singing songs where the only lyric is your name 

When i get up for water she pulls on my sleeve and asks if you love me and no matter how i answer she keeps asking why

She scribbles a lost of your favorite things on my walls

I have to hide my phone because she tries to call you on the phone at 2:45.

Of course I'm always tired