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This school needs a mixed martial arts team! I could lead them!

The legendary judo master is here! Ethan Robinson

All my buddies are here so I figured I’d have to get in on the action too!

I can teach you all some styles! My going rate is $40 a lesson… these coveted katanas aren’t gonna buy themselves but I’ll teach my friends for free… I can’t have them making fools of themselves!

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do you have a favorite ninja, or fight move? all that stuff is kinda unknown to me. isn’t it a little, i don’t know, nerdy for russell’s weirdo gang?

Man…. I know so many moves… it’s hard to pick! I once snapped a guy’s arm in HALF… I’m so good

It’s not nerdy!!

It’s badass!

Russell thinks I’m cool- the guys think I’m cool!! I’m a martial arts PRO!

Combat is badass man! Not nerdy!!

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What did the sushi 🍱 say to the bee? 🐝 wasssabiiiii

Phuhhehhahahaha!

You’re corny as hell for that man! Good one.

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thadistic

A ninja could SOOOO beat a wizard in a battle!! If u think different UR STUPID!!

(I’m the ninja,, duh… ur the loser wizard. UR LOSING.)

First of all, I'm not the one who's into wizards. That's Melvin. I am much more a member of the cavalry because I'm not afraid of a fight.

That said: Your view of ninjas is historically flawed. The popular image of a ninja as a black-clad super-assassin is largely a modern myth. Historical ninja were often intelligence operatives and irregular fighters and would do a lot worse in an open field fight than you'd expect.

Therefore I could easily hit you with my spear, you don't have armor on, you bleed out, cavalry wins.

theyasuke

Nuh uh. You won’t even SEE me until it’s far too late DORK!!

thadistic

You can't just say 'nuh uh' and then not back it up with LITERALLY anything, that's not how this works, we aren't twelve!

Here's my (correct, historically backed) argument and if you don't reply back with anything even sort of cohesive that's a forfeit and I win.

Assuming this is a fair and open fight because otherwise you're just being a dick, which honestly I wouldn't put beyond you.

Mounted troops were still used in some combat roles during the early stages of the 20th century, so thats *very* modern, meaning a single rider might have a saber, pistol, carbine, and lance depending on the period. Ninja doesn't win against gun, no one wins against gun.

Also no one wins against 'charging horse', horses are terrifying.

More points against your fictionalized ninja:

Their job was often to avoid fair fights rather than seek them out.

1. They had much different training focus

◦ A samurai, knight, or cavalryman often spent years training specifically for open combat.

◦ A shinobi's training emphasized stealth, observation, deception, and survival.

2. Lighter equipment

◦ Heavy armor and large weapons are advantageous in battle but can hinder stealth, so Shinobi generally favored mobility and concealment. Shuriken aren't making it through platemail. They just aren't.

3. Outnumbered in conventional battles

◦ Large-scale battles reward discipline, armor, formation tactics, and battlefield experience.

◦ Solo espionage skills do not translate into success at the above.

4. Often their success meant avoiding combat

◦ The ideal mission often involved entering and leaving unnoticed. If a ninja ended up fighting heavily armed guards, something had usually gone very wrong. And they died.

For further reading on the subject, see 'Ninja: Unmasking the Myth' Written by leading Japanese warfare historian Stephen Turnbull.

Also Fullmetal Alchemist is better than Naruto by leagues. Stay mad about it.

theyasuke

I’m not reading this.

I’ll see u at lunch bozo 🥷

I’ll show u what the REAL ninja can do

#((giggled at the last part cause I almost made him say he liked full metal alchemist I’m a weeb POSER l #ethanthread

bullworthsarchive

So uh weirdest thing happened on my tomodachi island, Kirby basically fell in love with you and confessed to you but then ETHAN interrupted cuz he’s also been in love with you, but you chose KIRBY.

????????????

what the hell... I wouldn't dream of taking Trent's boyfriend.

not that I'd choose Ethan.

theyasuke

D’awwww you don’t wanna cuddle and watch movies??? mwah mwah mwah

#((love ur tom 🥹 ))#ethanthread #kissing the homies goodnight

thadistic

A ninja could SOOOO beat a wizard in a battle!! If u think different UR STUPID!!

(I’m the ninja,, duh… ur the loser wizard. UR LOSING.)

First of all, I'm not the one who's into wizards. That's Melvin. I am much more a member of the cavalry because I'm not afraid of a fight.

That said: Your view of ninjas is historically flawed. The popular image of a ninja as a black-clad super-assassin is largely a modern myth. Historical ninja were often intelligence operatives and irregular fighters and would do a lot worse in an open field fight than you'd expect.

Therefore I could easily hit you with my spear, you don't have armor on, you bleed out, cavalry wins.

theyasuke

Nuh uh. You won’t even SEE me until it’s far too late DORK!!

#ethanthread #((when ur entertaining a kid and they go well u can’t kill me cause I’m infinitely fast and infinitely stronger than you))

Who did you think is the coolest guy in school? (Except yourself)

Well… if Russell refined his style a bit more it’d be him— BUTTT since that hasn’t happened yet I’d have to say that Hopkins kid is pretty cool! He took on all the big names— THAT takes serious training.

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3 things you're grateful for

My crew, my amazing skillz!

And my GIANTTTTT EVER GROWING collection of movies!!

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theyasuke

Hiii do you like Mortal Kombat? Who are you playing?

I love scorpion, but I gotta go with Baraka, Mileena or reptile

Do you also like street fighter?

I LOVE Mortal Kombat!!

I main Scorpion and Liu Kang they’re the best I’m not takin any arguments! We should go one on one!

I LOVE Street fighter too! I have the anniversary collection actually.

I main Ryu and Cammy!

I’d play a whole lot more at the arcade if SOMEONE let us move up on the leaderboard! She’s such a hog about it man it’s LAME.

chanumbaone

I don’t appreciate the shade 🗣️

Come put some money on it brah!!

You just SUCK!!

theyasuke

GET OFF MY BLOG IM NOT LETTING YOU ROB ME AGAIN!!

#ethanthread

Hiii do you like Mortal Kombat? Who are you playing?

I love scorpion, but I gotta go with Baraka, Mileena or reptile

Do you also like street fighter?

I LOVE Mortal Kombat!!

I main Scorpion and Liu Kang they’re the best I’m not takin any arguments! We should go one on one!

I LOVE Street fighter too! I have the anniversary collection actually.

I main Ryu and Cammy!

I’d play a whole lot more at the arcade if SOMEONE let us move up on the leaderboard! She’s such a hog about it man it’s LAME.

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favourite anime/manga and why?

I’m really into Naruto right now it’s so good I can’t wait to watch the new episode!!

I also really like Samurai Champloo, It was a fun watch for its humor and action!! Oh man, I like just about anything with action— and samurai… and ninjas… I don’t really care for those Gundam or mecha shows but I’ll watch them if they’re playing before the good stuff!

Uhh why? Cause it’s good. Er— cause I also get to really challenge my inner master to help me master my techniques!

[ooc: I think he’d really like Tenkaichi if bully took place today <3 Even if he doesn’t say it I think he would also get into shōjo mangas if the storyline ‘speaks to him.’ ALSO, that he’d give any recommendations a read at least a volume before dropping it… action > plot sometimes gulp…]

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Ethan, do you know how to use chopsticks?

Of course I do!

In fact I don’t even USE forks!

>> While he has been seen using chopsticks he either uses the training ones or he’s seen absolutely butchering his food by stabbing it with the chopsticks..

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