[bad1dimagines]

2017 mood

[r0achinyourc0mputer]

begging all of you to get a cup of hot chocolate just because i’ve been chugging hot chocolate lately and it’s really good. also i don’t feel like getting into internet arguments as often anymore bc i see someone being stupid and i go ok… and i drink my hot chocolate and i stop caring about them. i think everyone should drink some hot chocolate and stop caring

[pengychan]

I don’t want characters to make Morally Correct Choices, I want them to make choices which are Consistent With Their Fucking Characterization

Literally nothing throws me out of a story faster than a character suddenly and very obviously doing something that clashes with their characterization and established goals because it’s what the author would do in their place.

[foxgirltail]

I sense that something has happened in football today

[hellomelancholic]

[sevenminuteshadpassed]

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[emeships]

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

[camilicy]

Getting back into the groove 🐀🌸✨

[lesbianboyfriend]

they should invent a loneliness that’s bearable

[lesbianboyfriend]

alternatively, they should invent a loneliness that i don’t have to bear

[funnytwittertweets]

[ivyindreamland]

but literally half. moon. eyes. bad. sur. prisedidyou. re. a. lize. out. of. timeshewas. on your mind withsome dick. head. guythatyou saw that night , BUTYOUWEREONSOMETHINGitwas one drink. after. a nother. FUCKin. POLitICS and gender roles and 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 and ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı GOT s w e p t a w a y in the g҉r҉a҉y҉ i just may like to have a conversation

[smoluglies]

Lily of the valley 💕🧚🌱✨

[depsidase]

[capacity]

The buzz of feeling loved and being able to show someone love is like the beautiful feeling I get after swimming for a long time

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i've been using your skinny boyfriend as a bookmark lately when you're gone and Um well I hate to tell you this but he fell out of my book at the library and I can't find him

[sweatermuppet]

[already so afraid] let me add caffeine to this, actually