[crashing noises]

26 | She/her

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[romanceyourdemons]

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[dogpuppy]

[waydownn]

Frank Iero pissed me off so I brought him into the mines

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[bruzum]

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ahsjskabsxnxn]

[super-lazer-piss]

When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

[depsidase]

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

[were--ralph]

This is the funniest video ever

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..