[crashing noises] @crashingnoises - Tumblr Blog

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

toskarinfr

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

pjackk

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

papayajuan2019

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

lakevida

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

no-sharks-on-the-sun

"only a poor artisan blames his tools" is such bullshit, in almost every imaginable line of work the quality of the tools you have access to plays a massive role in the quality of the end product, sometimes in excess of the role played by individual skill! For example, some people have to code in javascript

dogpuppy

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

computationalcalculator

oneefin

number theory* diagram

michaelrotonal

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

ovenroastedtwerkey

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

loveridden1999

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

featuringmarkhoppus

dykecinema

cali

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

cali