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"Seems like a good moment to swipe some crap from right under a poor bastards nose..."
So Im probably gonna work on Ari’s default verse later. I need to finish it, especially cause I actually like the idea myself.
So... Ive decided Im making Ari just a regular OC rather than mainly Senyuu.
send ❤️ for my muse to kiss yours!
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Each word this person uttered seemed to make Hotaru’s blood boil more and more. The more she tried to keep her cool, the more she seemed to lose it. Just who the hell did this person think they were, trying to get under her skin like that!?
“Exactly! If you keep saying stuff like that to someone you don’t know, you can get in serious trouble!” as she spoke, the dirt around her kept rising and rumbling.
Ari couldn’t tolerate this stuck up persons attitude any longer. Despite him laughing and joking, he could see that this person had some sort of attitude problem. His hands balled up into fists, and if it wasn’t for his gloves, his nails would have dug into his palms.
“And don’t YOU think you should pull that stick out of your backside and see that you are practically doing the same thing! Jeez, no one around here can take any light hearted conversation without taking offence to SOMETHING!” he practically yelled.
she right. “ yeah that is very unbelievable of you to do. sorry to ever doubt. “
Ari let out a sigh of relief. That was close, but he had to pull out some pretty big lies to get past it. At least he’s convinced her that he is a girl and wouldn’t do anything wrong.
“It’s okay...” he replied, faking his voice to sound a little hurt. “But either way... We need to get rid of this stuff if we want the money...”
She’s not buying it. It only provoked even more squinting from her. “ oh really now. Sounds mighty fishy how’d ya gotta correct yaself is you ask me. “
“Beeecauuuuuse...” he started, tapping his chin slightly. “Why would a cute girl like me want to steal things? I mean... I’m not supposed to steal, right?” he replied, making a cutesy face to further push forward femininity.
Surely that would work... Right?
Don’t think she didn’t hear you ari-chan. She’s got a good ear. You’re screwed. “ AHA! So you did steal them eh? “ It would’t make since to steel them. So it was obviously steal. Vale is already emitting a mad scary aura.
Oh shit... “No no no, not steal! I was gonna say... STEER... Like y’know.. Steer it away from thieves! You know how they like to take everything that isn’t nailed down you know!” he said with a slight chuckle.
“ y-you know what i mean….i mean we aren’t even at a sleep over or anything. The setting isn’t right! Too embarrassing to ask other girls in public about it….rabu “ Her gaze at the other was firm. Those was Vale’s girl code. Tell personal info at sleepovers.
Blue hues glance over the items. Evaluating them before nodding. “ Well the less junkier ones will be an easy to do. However the pure junk…. “ pause. “ i suppose we sell to a thrifter. “
Sleepovers...? Setting...? Jeez, this person clearly has been sheltered from the world somewhat. Rolling his eyes, he let out a soft chuckle. “Okay okay, fine, I’ll clam up..” he replied. Well at least his lie when undetected.
“The less junkier ones? I’ll have you know I went to SOME lengths to stea-” he cut himself off before finishing the word suddenly. “Acquire... Said ‘junk’...” he finished with a pout. “Some of that crap ain’t junk, I can tell you that much.”
“Don’t you know anything–?”
“Talking to someone in the past– that’s, that’s interfering far too much!” She’s still in disbelief to be honest. “Of course this is a bad thing. This is terrible, just awful.”
“Of course I don’t know anything! If you’re being one hundred percent serious, I know literally jack shit.” he replied, crossing his arms with a frown.
It was a bit silly expecting him to know something about something he’s clearly clueless on... Even so... “Look, is there anything I can do to help at all? I mean... Clearly something has to be done now. Right?”
“ d-don’t ask girls those questions! “ she shrieked. “ it’s rude to snoop in peeps personal business “ says the hypocrite herself. Not having a much of a choice. Go broke or go home. “y-yeah I could help you out… “
Don’t ask girls those questions? He looked at himself, making sure that he suddenly didn’t transform into someone wearing any male clothing, making sure he still had his skirt on. “Um... I am a girl too y’know...” he lied. “I may not act like it, but I am.”
Upon hearing the girl would help him out, he pulled a bag out containing random bits of junk. Some looking valuable, some not so valuable, but all CLEARLY not stolen. “So yeah.. Think we could fence all this somehow?”
She can feel her face heat up. “ hey hey hey, don’t say that! my maiden heart can’t take it, rabu. “ Vale turns to hide her face. It’s strange how she can’t handle being told this when she see’s others do it so often.
“ But y-yeah, my specialty is love magic. It’s nothing too much for me to do after all. “
Ari couldn’t help but let out a girlish giggle at the ‘great mage’s’ reaction. “Maiden heart huh? Guess you’ve never really been with any guys then, huh?” he asked curiously.
Love magic... As much as that sounds silly, he thought it could have its uses... “Maybe we can help each other out then?”
“I’m serious!”
“This is bad, very, very bad!” And she pushes the other’s hand away, she doesn’t have a fever. But she is trembling in fear.
“I don’t have a fever, I wanna go home!”
With another tilt of his head after his hand got pushed away, Ari watched as Ignis panicked.
“Wait woah woah, calm down... So why is this a bad thing? I mean, it can’t be TOO bad, right? It’s not like you’ve.. Changed anything, right?”
“ i don’t know any spells like that…but i can make people fall in love with the junk. same dif right? “
“Wait... You can? So if you make people fall in love with any junk that I bring to you, maybe we can sell it to them and get the money to do whatever you need to do!” Maybe things are looking up! An unwitting ally to his thievery and mischief!
“You know what, I love you already!” he chimed with a grin, rubbing his hands together.
“Cause I’m not from around here, maybe?”
That was the only plausible explanation. Some foreign village without magic? As weird as it was, it was possible.. That, or.
“Oooh, I might’ve ended up in the past.” That could be bad.
“The past... Now you’re really pulling my leg, aren’t you?” he responded with a slight laugh.
He stepped forward, pressing his hand against the others forehead, checking their temperature “Are you sure you’re okay? You got a fever or something?”
“ I can explain everything with pictures later! “ she needs to make her lil picture guide ready. Who doesn’t want a picture guide? “ ah alright. I have faith you’ll do it “
“I can deal with pictures... I guess?” he replied tilting his head. “Unless you have a spell that can turn all of this crap into gold, then I don’t have faith!”