Call Me James

An archive for the now-defunct Roleplay blog thievingswamprat.

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It’s been a long time coming, but I’m putting this blog to bed.

Gonna keep it around as an archive, because it was sure fun while it lasted, but it will no longer be an active RP blog.

It’s been real!

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"So, mes amis, y'all miss me?"

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"Cajun if ya go anywhere near my bike I'll know it. An if ya do anything ta my bike, I'll find ya in yer sleep and putta new hole in yer head."

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Har har. You jus’ jealous I rock it better’n you would.

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               as if, I rock skinny jeans. 

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No. You wear em. I rock em.

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Petite, please. I know my size.

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               aka three sizes smaller than you should                be wearing. Is this a new method of birth                control? Weird. 

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Har har. You jus' jealous I rock it better'n you would.

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"Logan mad is like a wet dog. So tiny an’ frustrated I cain’ help but laugh."

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"A wet dog with rabies," she jested before became serious again. "Do as you wish Remy. Just know there will be consequences and I cannot help you out on this one."

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"You have lightning. Don' tell me you cain' help me blow shit up." He laughs and flashes her another of his cocky grins.

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Clever. Jack yo’ wit from Clint, too, den?

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Remy, I will boot you in the ass if you don’t go away. 

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Not gonna happen.

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Wonder if anyone’d get mad if I blew dat up.

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"Probably Logan. It’s his motorcycle after all," Ororo replied plainly.

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"Man has no style. No panache. He could do wit’ an...

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"Logan mad is like a wet dog. So tiny an' frustrated I cain' help but laugh."

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…I am gonna shove d’toe a my boot right up your ass.

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You better wine and dine me before you think about shoving anything up my ass, Remy. 

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Clever. Jack yo' wit from Clint, too, den?

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Wonder if anyone’d get mad if I blew dat up.

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"Probably Logan. It’s his motorcycle after all," Ororo replied plainly.

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"Man has no style. No panache. He could do wit’ an unwillin’ upgrade ta one o’ dem new Choppers."

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Ororo shrugged with a slight smile. “Perhaps but I believe it holds some sentimental value. Besides, you know Logan has never been one to be flashy.”

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"You know I right, Stormy."

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Wonder if anyone’d get mad if I blew dat up.

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"Probably Logan. It’s his motorcycle after all," Ororo replied plainly.

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"Man has no style. No panache. He could do wit' an unwillin' upgrade ta one o' dem new Choppers."

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Wonder if anyone'd get mad if I blew dat up.

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"Throttled is a nice way ta put it." He chuckles and hugs her tight, kissing her on the cheek. "I’ve been a’right, how about you?"

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"It’s really the only way I can think to put it. Can’t say obliterated, and have to keep it at least a little PG." There’s an appropriate squeeze of the Cajun during their hug, glad to see him well and alive and not up to anything bad — hopefully. "Surviving. You know, the usual.”

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"Obliterated is PG. But it's Miyazaki PG an' not Disney PG." He flashes her a smile as he pulls back from the hug, broad and sincere. "You an' d'fam'ly should come ta Nawlins wit' me some time. My treat."

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Here he come, here come Speed Racer, he a demon on wheels~

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"Don’ make me punch you."

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"Mh, please do.”

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"Remy. Everyone has seen your ass. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a photo homage to it at the Brotherhood and the Hell Fire Club.” She paused a moment. “You know there’s a story that goes around that you once went into a dance club and came out with more money than you went in, right?”

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"O' course I did. Remy also win some dance offs in his lifetime." He smirks and crosses his arms, raising an eyebrow at her comment. "Y'know, I ain' no'mally one fo' blondes, but I'll be damned if e'ery word out yo' mouth don' make you mo' an' mo' attractive."