Do no harm, but take no shit.

Britt. Bay Area native. SFG/NYY/SJS/UF/49ers, in roughly that order. I say y'all too much, I care too much about sports, and I spend too much money on makeup. In fact I am probably shopping for lipstick while crying over backup catchers while you read this. This is where I babble and use creative profanity. That's also Twitter. And frankly most places. I am a poetic and noble land mermaid.

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I cut off fully like six inches or more and it feels really weird. Good though!

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Happy Halloween! (You can’t really see it but my shirt says “I’m a mouse, duh.”)

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When your work BFF is a Red Sox fan and also bought googly eyes in bulk. #nightmarefuel

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It's too hot to snuggle so this is his compromise. Not quite breathing on the back of my neck, but close.

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No *you* made yourself look like a series of woodland creatures during the world's most boring conference call.

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Earrings match my hair *and* my shirt. Winning at life tbh.

[jeterian]

Clark Kent Aaron Judge wears a disguise in a segment on the Tonight Show, interviewing Yankee fans asking them what they think about himself. (x)

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(x)

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My wonderful hair dresser gave me the most awesome magenta underlights tonight. There are a few strands of teal woven in too, they just don't show up in pictures. 💇🏼

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Someone missed me.

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tfw your momma is Southern so your default "fancy" hair style is a curling iron, flip, spray. #bighairdontcare

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Great moments in "oh shit now what." He did manage to get himself down before I got the step ladder.

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100 cat toys on my bedroom floor, but the rear strip from a box is his greatest prize.

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Long cat is long. (Hi yes I can't stop posting pictures of my cat.)

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I should have gotten out of bed ten minutes ago. This would be why I haven't moved yet.

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Hard to believe this little guy has some pretty vicious scars from fights and has already tried to take on my 60+ pound dogs when he's draped all over me asleep like this. My pets have always picked me one way or another and this little butt is definitely no different.

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If someone wanted to know about my ~aesthetic I should just send them this picture of what I bought today.