Justice Delivered

The kids just don’t want to talk to us anymore, old man. All they care about these the little space hamster. What ever happened to respecting your elders...

#Reinhardt

The new... guy... doesn't seem too intimidating. @thingspharahsays , get me my broom and I'll take care of him

Genji are you okay? You have been acting... odder than usual. Is something wrong?

[UNINTELLIGIBLE YELLING]

He's fine, this is normal.

#genji

Ana dropped her ring into the garbage disposal by accident, so I reached in to get it out.

I’ve been stuck here for three hours.

overwatchgenjisenpai

It’s called a garbage disposal for a reason

Fair enough, honestly

Don’t be such a baby. Can’t you just pop your arm off and let one of us fish it out?

I SAID I WOULD GET IT FOR YOU, I HAVE TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED

#thread #genji #why is he like this

*pinches bridge of nose*

Ana dropped her ring into the garbage disposal by accident, so I reached in to get it out.

I’ve been stuck here for three hours.

overwatchgenjisenpai

It’s called a garbage disposal for a reason

Fair enough, honestly

Don't be such a baby. Can't you just pop your arm off and let one of us fish it out?

#genji #thread

thingsreinhardtsays

Who would be your ideal healer? Asking for a friend

….THE OG ANA? WHAT KINDA QUESTION

Naturally.

#Reinhardt

How about a few history facts? Pirates didn't actually hunt for treasure or gold--instead, they hunted for cargo, which was more useful. There were female pirates, and I don't think they had to disguise themselves as men. Having a cat on the ship was considered to be useful because they'd get rid of rats. Cats were also considered lucky--a good sign for sailing.

Hey wasn’t Ana a pirate once

@things-ana-says AIN’T YOU A PIRATE

#You do what you have to to #McCree

I had a costume, yes. Though I suppose part of the work I do now is its own form of piracy, isn’t it?

things-emilysays

58??

58: Think back to January, 2007. Were you single?I was… not alive. I’m 25, not a hundred and thirty like Ana.

Please don’t tell her I said that she knows where I live

#Say it to me face #I want to hear you say it #Emily

Emily, we haven’t spoken in a long time, why don’t you come for dinner one night? It must be quite lonely with Lena away so often.

Wait. You're not with Hanzo? ~Shadow

@things-hanzosays are you tellin’ people we’re together or somethin’

No I’m a single cowboy. Roamin’ the range on my own!

how many times a day do the shippers come in and bother you?

Daily, Genji.

Daily.

You have my condolences ☹️

arkaneemerald

Ok but you can’t tell me there isn’t history between you 2 and some lingering sexual tension

All due respect…

The fuck are y’all talking about?

arkaneemerald

Oh you know what we’re talking about, don’t try to hide it.

Only thing I’m hidin’ is a lot. But a relationship with Hanzo ain’t one of ‘em. He’s a cute feller, but I ain’t interested. Foot down. We’ve spoken maybe three times, total.

I’d date Pharah before I dated Hanzo, and she’s like a sister t’me, so that’s sayin’ somethin’.

#Real talk #There are several other places to get your shipping in #Don’t keep pressing blog owners about them if they don’t want part in it #It’s awkward and annoying

Shameless, all of you, pestering someone about something they’ve already dismissed. Don’t you have something better to do with your time?

thingswidowmakersays

Ana

“Faking my own death was definitely the best decision I could’ve made while having a personal crisis. You know, rather than handling it like a normal person would. I also like being mean to Amélie.”

Because you know all about handling things like a normal person would.

#Widowmaker

Where'd you learn to shoot like that?? It's impressive!

Well I answered last night that I learned to shoot from @things-ana-says, mostly. You’d be surprised what she knows.

Also she makes some killer tea.

Jesse, I was wonderin' where you learned to shoot? I mean I know you sorta had to but you got any tips for a rookie like me?

Well I gotta tell ya, @things-ana-says is the best shot. She’s your go-to fer when you need real tips. Taught me a lot.

But one thing you should know is to keep yourself calm. Breathe, and I swear it’s like the targets line themselves up. Also, know your limits. Don’t try to shoot somethin’ you know is gonna fly outta your hand. Work your way up from small to big.

Patience, timing, and a good eye go a long way. And perseverance - neither McCree or I got to where we are overnight. Just damn well close to it.

#McCree

thingsreaper-says-blog

Look it's Gabriel Blackwatch

Yeah

gerard-lacroix

Gabriel Thotlord Blackwatch

thingsreaper-says-blog

Nobody asked you