Things cishets say

Just a bunch of queer kids telling the stories of the things straight people have said or asked them.

[ddahling]

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“Cell Block Tango (He Had It Coming)” - Chicago movie soundtrack

He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame

[descartesthinksnot]

HELLO

The petition to legally recognize non-binary genders expired because it did not reach 100,000 signatures in time.

HERE IS A NEW PETITION. It expires April 20th. DO NOT LET THIS ONE FAIL AS WELL.

[thingscishetssay]

Me: I'm Asexual.

Friend: How does that work?

Me: I just don't do Sexy Time.

Friend: but Sexy Time is the Best Time!

[thingscishetssay]

[thingscishetssay]

But, dont all gay guys think theyre girls?

[thingscishetssay]

Who Shares a Cell Phone these days!

Me: What does it mean this is her and his cell phone?

Friend: FtM

Me: Well that's confusing!

[thingscishetssay]

Stop correcting me so much.

Sorry, just please don't say offensive things. Please.

[thingscishetssay]

Bisexuals spread aids

[thingscishetssay]

Why did you choose a rainbow flag

just... google it.

[thingscishetssay]

You're too girly to be straight

[ilovecharts]

So You Still Think Homosexuality Is A Sin?

via my mother

[soundssimpleright]

I think more people object to homosexuality based on the “ick” factor than are willing to admit it. All that Bible stuff is just a front.

[thingscishetssay]

Your gay

My gay?

[thingscishetssay]

"You're just a white trash faggot"

[ijsuper]

Gender is none of your business. Thank you Miles Jai.

Dying. You are hilarious. And fabulous.

[bearlybear]

I’m dying- why am I dying Please I’m dying oh god. Thank you wonderful wonderful wonderful. 

[fellestcleaves]

Miles is fucking fabulous and I love them.

[amecanon-deactivated20140213]

Miles omg you are fucking perfect.

[kkarkatt-blog-blog]

Miles you know what you is doin mhmmm

[tacosupport-deactivated20130804]

omfg so fucking fabulous in all the ways

[genevievefairbanks]

Normally I’m not fond of these, but this is great. <3 xD

[thingscishetssay]

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

Barry Goldwater

[thingscishetssay]

"Supporting same sex marriage doesn't make me an ally, it makes me a human being."

[thingscishetssay]

"Why isn't there a STRAIGHT pride week :("