Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not Go

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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About

This blog is done. 

For now.

Please visit me on Instagram or Twitter or e-mail or in real life.

I love you.

And thank you.

(Now I want to start writing on this blog again.)

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I did not forget about you.

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I have a phone number in L.A. 

It spells my name.

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The song that goes through your head when you least expect it.

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The opposite of "obsessed."

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He doesn't like anything in real life, but he Likes a lot of things on the internet.

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Is this flirting?

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Spoiler alert: I like knowing how things end before I start.

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I was tired, and on my way to therapy, and I wondered what would happen if I went into the doctor’s office, and, instead of talking to him, I took a nap.

This action during an appointment might tell him more than talking ever could.

"This is probably a valid form of some kind of analysis," I thought.

"This is probably an invalid form of some kind of analysis."

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Is it iced coffee weather?

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I missed out on pajama jeans the first time around (hubris, really) and I am not going to let that happen again.

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Blogging.

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I knew that it would never work: he always needed only one napkin when eating anything.

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I like it when someone says that something “is really something.”

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There must be a word for it, maybe in German, for what happens when you cry while wearing glasses.

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This afternoon, on Sixth Avenue, a young solicitor stepped in front of me, and tried to stop me, and — with a straight face and without missing a beat as I kept walking — he said to me, “Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Beyonce?”

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I’ve gone through four phones since we last spoke. How many more before I stop transferring your number?