aough

he/they. big fan of Gundam. will Chainsawman post. also incredibly bisexual

[lmaonade]

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[pankendev]

i should be nicer to anons calling me an egg maybe it's their first time seeing someone even slightly gnc

[pankendev]

i have to ask actually. what happens when you go in someone's inbox and go "omg you should try being a girl i bet you're actually a closeted girl" and it's a trans man. does that ever happen. what then

[pankendev]

auaahhauhghhh awful awful awful

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Anonymous Tumblr ask reading: I'm a trans guy who dresses goth and slutty and i get "omg estrogen would save her" like at least once a week. And when I complain about it people tell me I'm being transmisogynistic for not wanting people to misgender me and tell me to detransition. so yeah I don't talk about it but it fucking sucks /End ID]

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[stevishabitat]

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

☝️☝️☝️

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[castielrisingabove]

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.

[sourcreammachine]

england getting to the world semi-final is an apocalypse indicator. this shit is really fucking awful really bad. fuck the land of england so fucking much fuck off. gross horrible

[sourcreammachine]

new prime minister next week what if his first foreign visit was to have to go to newy ork to see the foot and ball. ew

[rabbit-inwonderland]

really really good bait post that i wanna have on my blog

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[amiya-shirou]

(Guy who has only read the manga of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind and hasn't really watched Miyazaki's other movies) yeah I love the #ghibli aesthetic

[samusblewupmyplanet]

#aesthetic #comfy vibes

[mallowmaenad]

guy at the replicator: handful of mints crushed and slathered over braised donkey liver

me next in line: hey man are you okay? why are you doing this.

[mallowmaenad]

me at the replicator: lactation cookies. laced with domperidone. HAWT.

replicator: hi I'm the replicator. You're not getting that.

[mallowmaenad]

guy over the ship PA system: for the time being we are limiting the replicator to only dispensing turkey sandwiches and house salads. You all are fucking weirdos stop ordering fucked up shit.

me: well I guess I know what this episode's moral conundrum is!

guy next to me: what are you talking about?

someone with a spoon glued to their nose: in my culture we slap our asses with both hands when we peee

klingon gf: shall I split this imbecile in twain my queen?

someone with a fork glued to their nose: Yes! I hate that other guy! Due to my prejudices, which resemble a simplified version of 21st century American prejudices!

me: FUCK OFF THIS IS MY EPISODE

[shortandsadandstupid]

tuffest quote?

“We’re s- so very small, in the end.” (Khepri)

“if you bring up my daughter again, Teacher, I’ll lobotomize you” (Marquis)

“People like you? I’d kill, sir” (Theo)

“Tattletale” telling Taylor to not swear during Miasma (Bonesaw)

”you needed worthy opponents” (Scion)

“It’s been some time since I lost sleep because of a heavy conscience” (DM)

”ZERO IS MY LEAST FAVORITE NUMBER“ (Kurt)

”aaaaaaa” (Simurgh)

Voting ended onJul 3

[sailatina3]

God.... Asgore x Flowery is such easy low hanging fruit. Genuine yaoi slop, and I can already tell the deltarune tag will be infested and the ao3 authors will never write a female character again. FUCK. Tony Zaret was right.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Good.

[lakemojave]

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

[contemptible-scoundrel]

getting really mad at a little gray alien like he's smiling and making a peace sign and chattering warmly in his language and I'm glaring at him breathing heavy as fuck through my nose and there's a vein bulging on my forehead I'm baring my teeth and grinding them together and I punch a hole clean through his skull and immediately calm down and assume an expression of pure tranquility

[wizardyke]

my vent art